Me: “can I buy you a rink?”

Girl: “you mean a drink?”

Me: “I figured I’d give you the D later”

Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get s**...

Buy me a drink? I think it's time you earned your turn.

Consider this your season pass...can I buy you a drink?

Can I buy you a drink? I think you've had enough skating for one night.

Anyone can sit here and buy your drinks. I will buy you a full course meal instead.

Facts you should know. I am buying you enough drinks tonight until you find me hot.

Girl I want to buy you a drink - on the rocks.

"Wearing your favorite colors makes you even more stunning, Glennys. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

Context: A girl you are interested in is standing at the bar looking beautiful.

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice your smile from across the room. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

If surrendering to your beauty is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Can I buy you a drink?

Your nose ring adds a touch of mystery and allure - just like you. Can I buy you a drink?

Your eyes are so captivating, I could get lost in them for hours. Can I buy you a drink?

" My name is not as memorable as the smile you just gave me. Can I buy you a drink?"

"Looks like I need to up my game. How about I start by buying you a drink?"

I love how your hair glows, but nothing shines brighter than your smile. Can I buy you a drink after?

"I can't help it, your beauty has me mesmerized from head to toe. Can I buy you a drink?"

"Challenge accepted! Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone ends up buying a round of milkshakes!"

"You know, I'd buy you drinks all night just to keep looking into those mesmerizing eyes."

"If loving Barcelona is wrong, I don't want to be right. Can I buy you a drink and discuss our favorite players?"

Meet me at the water dish, I'll buy you a drink.

"If I pay you a compliment, can I also buy you a drink to go with it?"

"You can help me by letting me buy you a drink and listening to your fascinating stories."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest! How about I buy you a drink instead? 😉

"Is this seat taken? Because I'd love to buy you a drink at the best spot in town."

Oh no, that's a disaster! Good thing you type so well, even with a damaged keyboard. I'd love to see your fast fingers in action sometime.

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you instantly. Can I buy you a drink?"

You deserve a thank you for being the most beautiful part of my day, mind if I buy you a drink?

"You’ve turned this hot look into art; how about I buy you a drink to admire the masterpiece in person?"

"Being called handsome and brave by you feels like an honor - mind if I buy you a drink?"

"You must be tired from running through my mind all night. Let me buy you a drink."

Sounds like a good excuse for an upgrade! Maybe the new keyboard will inspire some even more amazing conversations with me.

I hope you didn't lose any important keys! Maybe this is a sign for a fresh start. New keyboard, new possibilities. 😉

If I were an acronym, I'd be G.O.A.T - Gorgeous One Admiring That smile. Can I buy you a drink?

"You can help me by letting me buy you a drink and getting lost in your beautiful eyes."

"If money talks, then I must say it's telling me to buy you a drink tonight."

Sounds like you need a waterproof keyboard! I'm sure your fingers dance on those keys flawlessly, even with a little mishap.

Maybe it was just your keyboard's way of telling you it's time for an upgrade! Your typing skills are too amazing for a regular one anyway.

"If you pass me your wallet, I promise to buy more than just the first round. How about dinner next?"

Excuse me miss, but I couldn't help but notice your work ethic shining through. Can I buy you a drink?

Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you a drink? And by the way Happy Birthday!

Sounds like a clumsy situation! But hey, if it leads to more chats with you, maybe it was worth it. 😄

Oh no! I hope the spill didn't cause too much damage. You deserve a keyboard as smooth and sleek as your charm.

Your smile is like a magnet, pulling me in closer. Can I buy you a drink?

"I may have taken a wrong turn, but meeting you was no mistake. Can I buy you a drink?"

Your style in that blue hoodie and long hair is captivating - mind if I buy you a drink?

Hey babe, can I buy you the drink your previous one night stand bought you.

"You in that black saree are a vision of elegance. Happy birthday, may I buy you a drink?"

"You can help me by letting me buy you a drink and getting to know you better."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all my nine lives with you. Can I buy you a drink?"

Oh no! Sounds like a sticky situation. Well, if you need any help typing, I'm here for you! 😉

Sounds like you need a helping hand... or maybe just someone to distract you while you shop for that replacement keyboard 😉

"If sipping on that drink makes you look even more beautiful, I'll buy you another one."

Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice how cute you look. Mind if I buy you a drink?

"Guess I'll have to type faster to keep up with you before that new keyboard arrives. Your speed is impressive 😉"

"I think your keyboard just couldn't handle the heat of our conversation. I promise to type softly... for now 😏"

"I must confess, I couldn't help but feel drawn to your captivating presence. Can I buy you both a drink?"

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Can I buy you a drink and start fresh?"

"If I had to rate you, you'd be the perfect 10 to complete my 9. Can I buy you a drink?"

"I may be nervous, but your presence has this calming effect on me. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

Are you afraid of birds? Don't worry, I'll protect you from those feathered creatures. Can I buy you a drink?

Your beauty is mesmerizing, from your stunning eyes to your gorgeous body. Can I buy you a drink?

"If being cheesy means making you smile, then I'll gladly embrace it. Can I buy you a drink?"

"I admire your confidence, seems like we're in for an interesting evening. I propose a friendly drink-off, loser buys dessert?"

Don't worry, accidents happen! You're still typing like a pro though. And your dedication to chatting is impressive!

"Is it hot in here or is it just the chemistry between us? Mind if I buy you a drink?"

"Your smile's a treasure that brightens the night, let me buy you a drink to share in its light."

Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!

"You're the upgrade I needed after my ex downgraded me. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

"Your captivating smile makes me forget all about passing my wallet - can I buy you a drink instead?"

Excuse me miss, your purple hair is purrfectly captivating. Mind if I buy you a drink?

Oh no, that sounds like a keyboard disaster! Good excuse to get a fancy new one though. You type so well, you deserve it!

"If dreaming of you is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Can I buy you a drink?"

Oh no! I hope your new keyboard arrives soon! If it's half as efficient as you, it'll be top-notch.

"I must say, your confidence and charm in that saree are simply irresistible. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

"If falling for you is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Can I buy you a drink?"

"You must be great at recruiting, because I'm sold on the idea of buying you a drink."

"Well, I accept that as a friendly challenge. Game on! But remember, the loser buys dessert."

"You in that saree on your birthday? Absolutely breathtaking. Can I buy you a drink to celebrate?"

Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?

"Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw. Can I buy you a drink?"

"Haha, you've sure got spirit! How about a friendly challenge then? Loser buys the next round of coffee?"

"Your burlesque show was hotter than a summer's day, can I buy you a drink to cool down?"

"Ever tried a 'slurp and flirt'? It's when I buy you a drink and you realise there's no resisting my charm."

I'm bored. If you will entertain me, I will buy you a drink.

"Absolutely not, I'm here to appreciate and admire your unique beauty. Can I buy you a drink?"

"Your beauty in that saree is unmatched. Happy birthday, gorgeous. Let me buy you a drink?"

"I must have stumbled over my words earlier, but now that I've found my balance, can I buy you a drink?"

"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're Cu-Te. Can I buy you a drink?"

Sounds like you need a drinking buddy to keep you in check. I'll bring the backup keyboard, you bring the drinks. Deal?

Allow me to buy you a drink. After all, thanks to our beloved [insert a Republican political figure], the economy has never been better!

"Your vibrant pink and green hair is as unique as your beauty. Can I buy you a drink?"

Oh no! Well, if you need any help picking out a new keyboard, I've got you covered. By the way, your typing skills seem pretty smooth already!

Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink

"You can help me by letting me buy you a drink and enjoying some good conversation together."

Oh no! Sounds like you had quite the mishap. But hey, accidents happen to the best of us. Nothing a new keyboard can't fix! 😉

"I couldn't help but notice your pretty face and captivating aura – mind if I buy you a drink?"

"You're so easy to be kind to, your warmth and grace make it effortless. Can I buy you a drink?"

Meeting you in person is even better than swiping right. Can I have the honor of buying you a drink?

Oh no, that's a shame! But hey, at least it gives you an excuse to shop for a new one. Any fun plans for the weekend?

Whoops! Maybe that was a sign from the universe to chat with me more instead. You're worth more than a keyboard!

"Deanna, if I gave you my wallet, would you still let me buy you the first round?"

You must be exhausted from working so hard, let me buy you a drink and help you unwind.

"You can help me by letting me buy you a drink and getting lost in conversation with you."

Are you a time traveler? Because I see my future self buying you a drink!

Can I buy you a drink? Your smile is the only thing missing from my happy hour.

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. Can I buy you a drink?"

"I must confess, it's hard not to flirt with two captivating women like you. Can I buy you both a drink?"

I only drink with godless heathens. Can I buy you a drink?

A great one

Hey miss do you have 5 euros so i can buy you a drink?

Titanic!

Its an ice-breaker, can i buy you a drink?

Can I buy you a hot drink to break the ice?

Girl: Buy me a drink 🥃

Can I buy you a Starbucks instead of a drink because alcohol is bad for your health

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.

Can I sit with you and buy you a drink so we can tell each other lies?

Anyone can buy you a drink. I'd like to buy you dinner. 

What did the general with a speech impediment say when he saw he was outnumbered? Retweet! Retweet! Hi there, name's Twitter. Can I buy you a drink?

Could I buy you a drink?

Can I buy you a drink? It'll help you tolerate my face. And my voice. And my smell.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the racetrack. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Hi. I'm Brad Bitt and I'm wearing a disguise so I won't be recognized. May I buy you a drink?

I'm bored. If you will entertainme, I will buy you a drink.

Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?

Can I buy you a drink?

If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink. If you can't tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will also buy you a drink.

I'm real shy and it took a lot of guts to approach you. May I buy you a drink and talk to you?

Most men/women are intimidated by me. It's okay, you don't have to be scared to buy me a drink.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Sure I could buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass.

Girl, we're the Beautiful and the Damned, you're beautiful and I'll be damned if you don't let me buy you a drink.