Me: “can I buy you a rink?”

Girl: “you mean a drink?”

Me: “I figured I’d give you the D later”

Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get s**...

Buy me a drink? I think it's time you earned your turn.

Consider this your season pass...can I buy you a drink?

Can I buy you a drink? I think you've had enough skating for one night.

Facts you should know. I am buying you enough drinks tonight until you find me hot.

Anyone can sit here and buy your drinks. I will buy you a full course meal instead.

Girl I want to buy you a drink - on the rocks.

Meet me at the water dish, I'll buy you a drink.

"Challenge accepted! Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone ends up buying a round of milkshakes!"

Listen I don't know what the h**... an S corporation is, but I know I want to buy you a drink.

Hey babe, can I buy you the drink your previous one night stand bought you.

"I can't wait to play with you later, but for now, can I have the honor of buying you a drink?"

"I admire your confidence, seems like we're in for an interesting evening. I propose a friendly drink-off, loser buys dessert?"

Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!

"Well, I accept that as a friendly challenge. Game on! But remember, the loser buys dessert."

"Your burlesque show was hotter than a summer's day, can I buy you a drink to cool down?"

I'm bored. If you will entertain me, I will buy you a drink.

"Haha, you've sure got spirit! How about a friendly challenge then? Loser buys the next round of coffee?"

"Ever tried a 'slurp and flirt'? It's when I buy you a drink and you realise there's no resisting my charm."

Allow me to buy you a drink. After all, thanks to our beloved [insert a Republican political figure], the economy has never been better!

Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink

I only drink with godless heathens. Can I buy you a drink?

A great one

Hey miss do you have 5 euros so i can buy you a drink?

Titanic!

Its an ice-breaker, can i buy you a drink?

Can I buy you a hot drink to break the ice?

Girl: Buy me a drink 🥃

Can I buy you a Starbucks instead of a drink because alcohol is bad for your health

Wanna bet I can hit the bullseye on the dartboard? If I lose, I will buy you a drink. If I win, will you come home with me tonight?

I’ll buy you a drink every time you smile at ME tonight. (Better bring your credit card)

Can I buy which you drink? In a reusable bottle keep in mind.

You make my soufflé rise; can I buy you a drink?

That socks+high heels combo is pretty and practical, amIright? Great, now let me buy you a drink and try to convince you that I’m not gay.

Would you Ulysses S. Grant me permission to buy you a drink?

Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

Can I buy you a drink?

Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

If you were erudite you'd let me buy you a drink.

If we're going to transcend the human construct of time together, at least buy me a drink first.

Wow you feel like a comet, you are a once in a lifetime experience and I'm glad i didn't miss it, can i buy you a drink?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Can I buy you a drink?

Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the racetrack. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Can I buy you a drink? It'll help you tolerate my face. And my voice. And my smell.

What did the general with a speech impediment say when he saw he was outnumbered? Retweet! Retweet! Hi there, name's Twitter. Can I buy you a drink?

Anyone can buy you a drink. I'd like to buy you dinner. 

I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Being broke sucks. Let me buy you a drink

Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you the drink your last one night stand got you?

Can I sit with you and buy you a drink so we can tell each other lies?

Hi. I'm Brad Bitt and I'm wearing a disguise so I won't be recognized. May I buy you a drink?

I'm bored. If you will entertainme, I will buy you a drink.

I'm real shy and it took a lot of guts to approach you. May I buy you a drink and talk to you?

Most men/women are intimidated by me. It's okay, you don't have to be scared to buy me a drink.

Sure I could buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass.

Girl, we're the Beautiful and the Damned, you're beautiful and I'll be damned if you don't let me buy you a drink.

We Need to Talk About Kevin. I'm Kevin, can I buy you a drink?

Can you at least af-fjord to buy me a drink?

I'd love to buy you a drink from the open bar.

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

¿Puedo comprarte una bebida?
(Can I buy you a drink?)

Hey, girl, hey, where ya goin'? Come back and sit back down, You look too good to be heading home so early now, You say you gotta work tomorrow, Got a lot on your mind, Let me buy another round, Girl, I think you and I should just drink on it (Drink on It)

Are you Fool proof, or can I trick you into buying me a drink?

I'd buy you a drink, but I am too busy trying to pull free from those imploding stars you call eyes.

Hey baby, can I buy you a drink or potable water?

Since this may be our last day on earth, I'm feeling generous. Can I buy you a drink?

Hi, I'm Haymitch. How 'bout you buy me a drink?