I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one

Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

Sorry girl I'll have to eat you after dinner

Because you're a snack

I wish I could take you to the movies

But they won’t let me bring my own snack

Did it hurt? When you fell?

And when they say 'fRoM hEaVeN?'
Say:- no when you fell from the vending machine
Cuz you a snack

I would ask you out to the movies, but they don’t let snacks in

Are you a Goldfish

Cause you a snack that smiles back

I’ll see myself out

I’m sad, I went to go grab a snack from the fridge

And you weren’t there

Are you a strawberry cause you’re a snack that I’d love to take the top off of any time of the day

Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

Because your snack is here.

Hey. So I’d like to take you to the movies but they say not to bring your own snacks..

Did it hurt?

...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.

Unfortunately, I cannot take you to the movies

They don’t allow snacks

I wish I can take you to the movies,

But they don't allow me to bring my own snacks.

Is your nickname goldfish?

Because you're the snack that smiles back

Hey girl, are you a goldfish?

Because you look like the snack that smiles back.

I would take you to the movie

But idk they get upset when I bring my own snack

Is your mom a vending machine?

Cus' ur looking like a snack

I tried to use OGP, but they didn’t have the snack I wanted. Could I pick you up instead?

They call my d**... spare change, because I use it for snacks like you.

Babe, I want you to snack on my sack tonight.

Are you a bag of snack? Because I want to finish you off and lick my fingers.

Babe, you are my favorite cookie snack. And I am about to turn you into Oreo.

Are you s**...? Because I got a s**... Snack in my pants.

Hot cheetos are pretty good but I think you might be a hotter snack

I think I might be a cannibal

Because every time I look at you, all I see is a snack

Babe are you the snack section in Walmart? Because I want to reach deep into you.

Would you do it for a s**... Snack?

Babe, are you a snack pie? Because I want to fill you up with cream.

I'd take you to the movies

But they don't allow outside snacks.

Girl, are you the finals? because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

Girl are your pronouns her/she?

Cuz you're lookin' like a snack

Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

You’re my little toaster strudel. I want you to be my delicious warm snack that’s covered in my special frosting.

I’m out of quarantine snacks. Are you available?

Get it? Cause you’re a snack.

Nice rack, you must be every man's favorite snack.

Girl, are you the SAT?

Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

Girl, you could snack in my love shack any time.

You are the only snack I wanna stock up on.

Did it hurt when you fall from the vending machine? Because you are a snack.

I would take you to the movies but...

They don’t allow people to bring snacks

Girl you so hot

And i'm lookin to snack on something spicy

Baby, are you a Mexican snack? Because you’re corny and cheesy.

Babe, how about you be my snack and I will bring you a full course meal.

You’re so tasty....That every time someone asks me what’s my favorite snack I show them a picture of you.

Girl, are you s**... Snack? Because I would go into dark places to taste you.

Coming! Coming! Damn girl you are about to s**... on one tasty snack.

If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.

My favorite snack in the world is you.

I’d love to go watch a movie with you

But I don’t think they’d let a snack inside.

Babe, I want to feast on your stacked snack.

I wanna take you to the movies...

But they don’t allow snacks inside.

Are you a hotel room mini bar? Because I want to snack on you tonight for lots of money.

You know what you and these emojis 🥨🥕 got in common?

They are snacks

Hey girl/boy are you a Goldfish cracker

Cause you’re a snack that smiles back

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that I have no intentions of eating."

"I'd rather focus on the main course, which is getting to know you better, than sneak in snacks."

"If you're a snack, then I must be a nocturnal animal, because I can't stop craving you all night long."

"Hmm, a self-cannibalizing brain! Sounds like my diet when I can't find any snacks in the fridge."

"I'm not sure what looks tastier, those snacks or the captivating smile you're serving."

"Are you a fan of BDSM too? Because I'm all about Breakfast, Dinner, Snacks n' Movies for our first date!"

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack to me!

Eleanor: It's not a joke. I'm a legit snack.

"Good to know! Just confirms that thinking about you is a delicious snack for my brain."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you're a snack that makes me meow."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine since I'm already entranced by this screen-side snack?"

"That's tempting, but I prefer our conversations to popcorn fights. Keeps the screen clear for your eyes."