Top 17 Cereal Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cereal pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter. -
I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
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If you were a cereal, you’d be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
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Are you my cereal?
Cause I wanna spoon you
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Are you my cereal?
Cause I would spoon you
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Are you cereal?
Because I put you before everything
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Are you cereal?
Cuz i wanna spoon you
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You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lover.
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Are you a bowl of cereal?
Cause I'll eat you everyday
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Yogurt. Cereal. Soup.
*Name* from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon.
Funny cereal pickup lines
I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.
Its a cereal dumbass
Damn girl, if you were a cereal
You’d be a box of cutie pebbles
Hey Girl, are you cereal?
Cuz I’d like to pour some milk on you
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
You look magically delicious and I just happen to be a cereal dater.
You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.