Top 16 Cereal Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Cereal chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter. -
I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
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If you were a cereal, you’d be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
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Are you my cereal?
Cause I wanna spoon you
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Corny - Are you my cereal?
Cause I would spoon you
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Are you cereal?
Because I put you before everything
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You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lover.
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Are you a bowl of cereal?
Cause I'll eat you everyday
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I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.
Its a cereal dumbass
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Hey Girl, are you cereal?
Cuz I’d like to pour some milk on you
Funny cereal pickup lines
Corny and Chessy - Damn girl, if you were a cereal
You’d be a box of cutie pebbles
Yogurt. Cereal. Soup.
*Name* from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon.
You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.
You look magically delicious and I just happen to be a cereal dater.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.