Top 14 Cereal Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Cereal chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter. -
I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
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If you were a cereal, you’d be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
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Corny - Are you my cereal?
Cause I would spoon you
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You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lover.
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Are you a bowl of cereal?
Cause I'll eat you everyday
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I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.
Its a cereal dumbass
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Hey Girl, are you cereal?
Cuz I’d like to pour some milk on you
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Corny and Chessy - Damn girl, if you were a cereal
You’d be a box of cutie pebbles
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Yogurt. Cereal. Soup.
*Name* from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon.
Funny cereal pickup lines
You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.
You look magically delicious and I just happen to be a cereal dater.
I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning.
Aww, because I'm so sweet?
No. Because you're fat as hell.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.