Top 37 Cereal Pick Up lines
Use these funny cereal pick up lines to help you pick up the guys or girls you love. Take advantage of the different phrases and themes that relate to the different breakfast cereals. Add some love and flirty spice to your love life.
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Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter. -
I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
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Damn girl, if you were a breakfast cereal, I would guaranteed you to Snap, Crackle, and Flop.
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Yogurt. Cereal. Soup. You. These are all things I want to spoon.
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Lucky Charms Cereal: Oh, I'm just here. Being your lucky charm.
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Hey girl, are you cereal? Because I’d like to pour some creamy milk on you.
Working short cereal pickup lines to impress a girl
Damn girl, if you were a cereal. You’d be a box of cutie pebbles.
If you were a cereal, you’d be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Babe, you got a bowl of tasty cereal? Let me pour some milk inside that bowl.
Do you like cereal? Want to get to know me because I'mmmmmmm GREAT!
Girl, are you dry cereal? Let me make you soft and wet.
I can't see the taste in this cereal but I can see how beautiful you are.
You must be after me Lucky Charms!
cereal Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Frosted Flakes Cereal: Are you hot? Let me frost your flakes.
Are you cereal? Because I can eat you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Cheerios Cereal: I'm about to make my honey nut in your cheerio.
Girl, if we were cereals, we belong in a bowl together.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal: Imma add my cinnamon to your toast so I can hear it crunch.
Want some milk with your cocoa puffs?
Are you my cereal?
Cause I wanna spoon you
cereal Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
I think i've gone kuku for your coco puffs.
Morning cereals, soup, you. Those are the things I want to spoon.
Honey-Comb Cereal: Don't mind me honey, just combing through.
Are you my cereal?
Cause I would spoon you
Are you cereal?
Because I put you before everything
I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. Aww, because I'm so sweet? No. Because you're fat as h**....
Are you cereal?
Cuz i wanna spoon you
You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lover.
Are you a bowl of cereal?
Cause I'll eat you everyday
Yogurt. Cereal. Soup.
*Name* from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon.
Hey Girl, are you cereal?
Cuz I’d like to pour some milk on you
I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.
Its a cereal dumbass
cereal Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.
You look magically delicious and I just happen to be a cereal dater.
Using smooth Cereal phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Cereal conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Cereal phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Cereal lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.