Top 37 Cereal Pick Up lines
Use these funny cereal pick up lines to help you pick up the guys or girls you love. Take advantage of the different phrases and themes that relate to the different breakfast cereals. Add some love and flirty spice to your love life.
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Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter. -
I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
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Damn girl, if you were a breakfast cereal, I would guaranteed you to Snap, Crackle, and Flop.
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Yogurt. Cereal. Soup. You. These are all things I want to spoon.
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Lucky Charms Cereal: Oh, I'm just here. Being your lucky charm.
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Damn girl, if you were a cereal. You’d be a box of cutie pebbles.
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Hey girl, are you cereal? Because I’d like to pour some creamy milk on you.
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If you were a cereal, you’d be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
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Babe, you got a bowl of tasty cereal? Let me pour some milk inside that bowl.
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Do you like cereal? Want to get to know me because I'mmmmmmm GREAT!
Working cereal pickup lines
Did you have your morning cereal yet? I'll give you my bowls.
Girl, are you dry cereal? Let me make you soft and wet.
I can't see the taste in this cereal but I can see how beautiful you are.
You must be after me Lucky Charms!
Cheerios Cereal: I'm about to make my honey nut in your cheerio.
Are you cereal? Because I can eat you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Want some milk with your cocoa puffs?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal: Imma add my cinnamon to your toast so I can hear it crunch.
Girl, if we were cereals, we belong in a bowl together.
Are you my cereal?
Cause I wanna spoon you
I think i've gone kuku for your coco puffs.
I treat all boxes with respect.
Honey-Comb Cereal: Don't mind me honey, just combing through.
Are you my cereal?
Cause I would spoon you
Are you cereal?
Because I put you before everything
I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. Aww, because I'm so sweet? No. Because you're fat as hell.
Are you cereal?
Cuz i wanna spoon you
You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lover.
Are you a bowl of cereal?
Cause I'll eat you everyday
Hey Girl, are you cereal?
Cuz I’d like to pour some milk on you
I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.
Its a cereal dumbass
Yogurt. Cereal. Soup.
*Name* from Tinder. These are all things I want to spoon.
You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.