Top 50 Milk Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Milk pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey, are you a potato?

   Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

2. Got milk? I do!

3. You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

4. Babe! It might just be the Milk of the Poppy talking but damn, woman, you’re fine!

5. Is that your milk letdown reflex or are you just happy to see me?

6. I don't want to milk this but... I wouldn't pick anyone udder than you! You da tits!

7. My name's Coco. Would you like to try my nut milk?

8. Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.

9. I'll give you a reason to try milk again.

10. Girl are you a coconut?

    Cause I’m wondering what that milk tastes like.

Funny milk pickup lines

I’m going to call you omelette
Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs

You know what’s the difference between me and u? You can’t milk these.

Girl, I got a snake that you could milk.

Are you Santa?

Cause I’m ready for all that milk in my cookie 🥛

I'm an amazing chef

Give my eggs and milk and ill give you such a sausage that it will fill your tummy for 9 months

I am like organic milk
Because I last longer and I am better for you.

Hey girl are you a cow

Cuz I wanna milk u

Thought of this one myself

Are you a Hershey bar because I put the milk in chocolate

Are you a cow?

- cuz I'd never forget to milk you.
- cuz it time to milk you.

If you a were a cow I'd never forget to milk you. <--- this might be better.

Hey are you my chocolate milk

Because I’d drink every last drop of you

Q: Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? A: It's an utterly bad idea!

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

They say milk does a body good...

But Damn girl what you been drinkin?

I like you like my milk

I like to have it every night

I need milk

Mind giving me some

Are you a glass of milk?

Bc I need some more vitamin D and I’m pretty thirsty right now.

Hey Girl, are you cereal?

Cuz I’d like to pour some milk on you

Are you a dairy farmer?

Cause I’ve got something you can milk

Are you fresh milk?

Because I need u dairy

Girl are you a cow...

Because i wanna slurp them milk from the titties before i ride round the rodeo and scream yeehaww

Hey, are you a milk jug?

Cause I really want your white stuff in my mouth

Looking for a chef?

I can fill ur tummy with
2 eggs
1 sausage
1 glass of milk
for 9 months

Hey do you make milk?

Cause your a cow