150 Milk Pick Up lines And Rizz
We have compiled a list of funny and cheesy pick up lines with milk. They can be used at anytime and anywhere. You may have seen some of these pickup lines involving milk in movies or TV shows. Use these pickup lines with milk to help you charm and impress guys or girls. Make the best out of these cheesy and funny pick up lines involving milk.
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Are you milk?
Cause i wanna churn your insides and make it feel like melting butter
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Hey, are you a potato?
Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours
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If beauty was a drop of milk, you would be a cow
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Are you breakfast
Three punchlines
A:because i miss you often
B:because you go good with milk ;)
C:because you acting kind of fruity - 
										
Got milk? I do!
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Hey girl are you a stack of milk crates
Because you seem dangerously unstable yet I wanna climb you
 
				Here are 150 milk pick up lines for her and flirty milk rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your milk rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny milk pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty milk joke for a great chat response.
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You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Hey girl are you a cow?
Cuz i want to milk u with my mouth
Damn baby, your body is so hot, I wanna pour powdered milk all over and lick it off
Girl, you are so sweet, how about you bring the honey and I'll bring my milk.
						Would you like extra milk or cream in your Boba?
Are you ready for some milkshake out of that milk jug of yours?
Your milkshake brought this boy to your yard.
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Is that your milk letdown reflex or are you just happy to see me?
Do you know the different between you and cow? None because I will milk you either way.
Call me Milk, because I will do your body good.
Girl are you milk? Because I don't want 1% or 2%, I want the whole of you.
If you a were a cow I'd never forget to milk you.
Babe, the only thing missing in my Boba tea is your milk.
					Are you milk? Because you ain't complete until I insert my Vitamin D.
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Try using funny and charming Milk conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.
Girl, I want to put some milk in you.
Are you breakfast? Because you go good with milk.
Letās just say that when Iām done with you tonight, youāll be producing powdered milk.
Girl, be my Ms. Potato and I'll smash your and pour milk all over you.
Want some non-dairy organic milk?
Girl, I want to milk you with my mouth.
Hey girl, are you cereal? Because Iād like to pour some creamy milk on you.
My name's Coco. Would you like to try my nut milk?
Babe, I want to dip my Oreo in your milk. Except my cookie only gets hard.
Babe, you got a bowl of tasty cereal? Let me pour some milk inside that bowl.
If you are milk, you are definitely a nonfat milk.
Babe, let's turn my cheesy pick up lines into fresh milk in bed.
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Baby, we'll never have to run to groceries for milk.
Have you ever milked a cow before? Because your going to need a bucket for this bull.
We go together like Cookies and Milk.
Are you a cow? Because it's milking time.
Do you have cookies? I wouldn't mind your milk all over my face.
Got milk? I will fill you up inside and outside.
Are you chocolate milk? Because I want to swallow every last drop of you.
Milk does a body good. But Damn girl what you been drinking?
Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm? Because you got some nice calves!
Are you a sugar momma? Because I want to lick some sweet milk off you.
Are you lactose intolerant? It's OK because my cream is dairy free.
Girl, do you know Oreos are like boobs? Because they taste so much better with milk & creams.
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I'm an amazing chef. Give my eggs and milk and I will give you my amazing sausage.
Are you a cow?
Because I want to milk you
Want some milk with your cocoa puffs?
"For your heart, I'd gladly pay a bride's fee, with love richer than milk from the finest dairy."
Tauren Marine: It's been long time since I had good milking.
"Dear Ayumi, your anger's plain to see, but know my music isn't a vanity. It's my soul's melody, not mere popularity."
"Are you a kernel of popcorn? Because, like my love for CST, I'm ready to explode when things heat up."
"No milk, no water, just hot chocolate delight; like your captivating charm, it warms my heart every night."
"Do you prefer your hot chocolate sweet or spicy? Because with you, I'm getting a taste of both."
"Is it just the milk you deliver, or could those muscles stir up some extra sweetness in my day too?"
"Hey, Mr. Muscular Milkman, was your body sculpted by angels? Or is it just the result of lifting all those milk bottles?"
You must be a glass of milk because you've got my bones feeling all kinds of strong.
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"Are you a fan of cats, strawberries, and milk? Because I've got a purrfectly sweet surprise waiting for you."
Got breakfast? Because you are good with milk.
"Do you love milk because it seems like you've got the cream of the crop of all smiles."
"Since you call me baby, can I call you my bottle of milk? Because I'm starving for your love."
Girl: "So, you like cooking? What's your signature dish?"
Boy: "Well, I make a mean cereal. Just need to remember milk comes AFTER the cereal!"
"Are you a strawberry? Because even with my small cream, I know we'd make the purrfect sweet treat together."
"With my love for CST and your cute smile, we could make a sweeter combination than strawberries and milk."
"Ever milked a cow before? Because my heart is about to explode with the way you're pulling on its strings."
Are you a glass of milk? Because you're doing a body good by standing here.
"Are you a cookie? Because you make my heart crumble every time I see you with that sweet smile!"
You must be like cowhead milk, because you make everything sweeter just by being around.
"Are you a milk chocolate? Because I feel like I'm addicted to your sweetness."
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Did you know I'm like a glass of milk? I may be a little cheesy, but I do a body good.
Are you made of Dairy Milk Silk Fruit and Nut? Because you're irresistibly sweet and nutty.
Sounds like a unique idea! I bet I can show you a thing or two about milking cows. Let's make it a date?
I must be a dairy farmer, because I can't stop thinking about getting some milk from you.
Did you just drink milk? Because you're doing a body good!
"Like milk in morning light, you make my world feel right, creamy smooth and pure delight."
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
"If I were a cowhead, I'd produce milk all day just for you, because you're utterly delicious."
"Ever thought of delivering extra creamy milk? Your muscles would look striking drenched, with my cookies craving to taste."
"Well, spoiled milk is still in high demand for some exquisite cheese recipes. Cheese and wine, what a perfect combination!"
You must be like cowhead milk, because just looking at you makes me feel content and happy.
Hey Girl Are You A KitKat
Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour.Ā 
Ā Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat.Ā 
Ā May Contain Tree Nuts.Ā 
Ā Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers.Ā 
Ā Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.
"How about we share a strawberry milkshake? My treat, just like my compassion for cats, is large."
"Feeding my snake milk? Sounds like a recipe for disasterāhe's more of a 'sassy mouse' kind of guy! š What's your secret to winning hearts?"
"Girl, are you made of milk? 'Cause every time I see you, my bones feel stronger and my heart feels lighter."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with a gallon of cowhead milk again?
"Hey, Milkman, can you spare some extra muscle with that milk? My cookies need a strong and creamy touch."
Are you a farmer? Because you've got me wanting to milk every last drop.
"Are you a cowhead milk? Because you're irresistibly creamy and I can't get enough of you."
"Think you could drizzle some of that milk over your abs? I'd love to see how my cookies crumble on you."
Your udders must be magic because every time I see them, I feel like milking them.
"In your eyes, as rich as orient silk, I find a love that drowns me like warm milk."
"Are you hot chocolate? Because even when it's cold, you know how to warm my heart."
"Is your skin made of milk? Because I can't help but want a picture to make my day creamier."
"Unlike milk or water, you're like hot chocolate - irresistibly sweet and soothingly warm."
"Could I interest you in some charming conversation, since it's clear you prefer things warmer and sweeter than milk?"
"Can I be your marshmallow? Because I'd melt perfectly in the hot chocolate of your heart."
"I'm full of self-love, dear Ayumi, for it's the key, a tune that soothes me, makes my life as harmonious as a symphony."
I must be dreaming, for your smile is as pure as cowhead milk.
"Just like pepsi and milk didn't mix well, don't you think we'd do a much better job at it?"
"Like my love for cats and strawberries, my affection for you may be small in size but it's mighty in impact."
"Are you a glass of milk? Because you're doing my body good with just one look."
"Are you a spicy jalapeƱo? Because you're igniting a fire in my heart that not even milk can soothe."
"Your skin is like milkāso creamy and tempting; I'd love to pour some sweetness into your life."
No need to beg, I'll gladly share the last cookie with you... as long as you promise not to dunk it in milk first! šŖ
If I were a cookie, you'd be the perfect milk to go with me. Mind if we dunk together?
Are you a farm animal? Because you and that goat are the only things worth milking in this picture, Jenna.
If you were a cow, I'd milk you every day for some top-notch dairy products!
"Let's mix things up like strawberry and milk - cute, a little naughty, and always sweet in the end."
Well, I must say, your cow puns are utterly delightful! You're definitely milking this conversation for all it's worth!
"Spoiled milk, eh? I prefer 'Aged Cheddar'. Still cheesy but gets better with time, just like me!"
"Are you made of milk? Because your beauty is pure, wholesome, and always leaves me craving for more."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I milk the cows again?
"You must love milk chocolate, because you're just as irresistibly delightful and heartwarming."
Are you made of calcium? Because girl, you've got me feeling like I need a daily dose of milk!
"I see you're adventurous with your drinks, how about taking a chance on me? I promise I'm a smoother blend."
"Are you a bar of hot chocolate? Because my heart melts whenever I see you."
If I were a calf, I'd happily drink from your milk of kindness. Can we be pasture pals?
Just like cowhead milk, you're the perfect blend of sweetness and richness that I crave every day.
"Is it a coincidence that you deliver milk and I crave for strong, milky muscles? Let's make an Oreo sandwich."
Are you a cowhead milk carton? Because you're udderly delightful and the cream of the crop.
Is your name cowhead milk? Because just thinking about you makes me want to pour myself a glass.
Your eyes are like two glasses of fresh cowhead milk - so pure and refreshing. Can I have a sip?
Are you a cowhead milk carton? Because you're udderly irresistible and I can't resist taking a sip.
"You're like my favorite mug, always ready for hot chocolate and making my day better."
Just like the delightful mix in Dairy Milk Silk Fruit and Nut, your presence is a delightful treat.
Are you a cow? Because I can't resist milking that udder charm of yours.
Is it just me, or is your milkshake bringing all the girls to the yard?
"Is your smile made of milk chocolate? Because it's the sweetest thing I've seen all day."
"If I were a farm, you'd be the cowhead milk - the highlight of my day."
Are you a cow? Because you've got me feeling udderly moooved by your milkshake charm.
"Without you, life feels like water. But with you, it turns into the sweetest hot chocolate."
"Your eyes are like hot chocolate, warm, inviting and I just can't get enough."
"You must be lifting more than milk crates, handsome. How about quenching my thirst with a taste of your special delivery?"
"Your milk may be fresh and pure, but those muscles are making me think some very naughty thoughts."
"Just like milk, I believe you make everything better; especially my mornings."
"Are you made of milk? Because you're creamy, delightful and I can't resist having a taste."
"Ever thought about sharing a cup of hot chocolate? Because our chemistry could top it with extra marshmallows."
Are you a cow? Because you've got me feeling MOOved by your milkshake.
"Is your personality as sweet as milk chocolate? Because I find myself irresistibly drawn to you."
Are you a cowhead milk carton? Because you've got the creamiest smile I've ever seen.
"If you were milk chocolate, you'd be the finest one, because nothing else could possibly taste so sweet."
"Just like Pepsi and milk, our blend might seem unpredictable, but I bet it'll be a delightful surprise."
"They call me Hot Chocolate; I'm not your usual taste, but once you try, you'll want more of the sweetness."
"Ever milked a date as enticing as this? Me, you, and the cowhide rug."
I'll give you a reason to try milk again.
"Milk? For a snake? Bold move! But just so you know, heās lactose intolerant and prefers compliments over dairy. š"
"In a world of milk and water, you're my sweet hot chocolate, making cold hearts flutter, oh so exotic."
"With muscles like those, Mr. Milkman, you must be delivering protein-rich milk. Care to share a glass at my place?"
"Are you suggesting our chemistry might be as explosive as milk tea meeting boba? Interesting!"
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