Top 50 Milk Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Milk chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Hey, are you a potato?

   Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

2. Got milk? I do!

3. You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

4. Babe! It might just be the Milk of the Poppy talking but damn, woman, you’re fine!

5. Is that your milk letdown reflex or are you just happy to see me?

6. I don't want to milk this but... I wouldn't pick anyone udder than you! You da tits!

7. My name's Coco. Would you like to try my nut milk?

8. Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.

9. I'll give you a reason to try milk again.

10. I’m going to call you omelette

    Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs

Funny milk pickup lines

You know what’s the difference between me and u? You can’t milk these.

Are you a cup?

Cus I want you to hold my milk ;)

I'm an amazing chef

Give my eggs and milk and ill give you such a sausage that it will fill your tummy for 9 months

I am like organic milk

Because I last longer and I am better for you.

Hey are you my chocolate milk

Because I’d drink every last drop of you

Are you a cow?

- cuz I'd never forget to milk you.
- cuz it time to milk you.

If you a were a cow I'd never forget to milk you. <--- this might be better.

Thought of this one myself
Are you a Hershey bar because I put the milk in chocolate

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

Hey girl are you milk

Because you're making my bone big and strong

They say milk does a body good...

But Damn girl what you been drinkin?

I can't take credit for this one.

I like you like my milk

I like to have it every night

Hey do you make milk?

Cause your a cow

Are you a glass of milk?

Bc I need some more vitamin D and I’m pretty thirsty right now.

Hey Girl, are you cereal?

Cuz I’d like to pour some milk on you

Are you a dairy farmer?

Cause I’ve got something you can milk

Are you fresh milk?

Because I need u dairy

Girl are you a cow...

Because i wanna slurp them milk from the titties before i ride round the rodeo and scream yeehaww

Hey, are you a milk jug?

Cause I really want your white stuff in my mouth

Looking for a chef?

I can fill ur tummy with
2 eggs
1 sausage
1 glass of milk
for 9 months

I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.

Its a cereal dumbass

Say you were a glass of milk

Would you let me double dip?

I need milk

Mind giving me some

The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.

I like my mom friends like I like my coffee: hot, bitter, and full of milk.

Is that milk of poppy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?