Top 50 Milk Pick Up lines
We have compiled a list of funny and cheesy pick up lines with milk. They can be used at anytime and anywhere. You may have seen some of these pickup lines involving milk in movies or TV shows. Use these pickup lines with milk to help you charm and impress guys or girls. Make the best out of these cheesy and funny pick up lines involving milk.
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Are you milk?
Cause i wanna churn your insides and make it feel like melting butter
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Hey, are you a potato?
Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours
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If beauty was a drop of milk, you would be a cow
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Are you breakfast
Three punchlines
A:because i miss you often
B:because you go good with milk ;)
C:because you acting kind of fruity -
Got milk? I do!
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Hey girl are you a stack of milk crates
Because you seem dangerously unstable yet I wanna climb you
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You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
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Hey girl are you a cow?
Cuz i want to milk u with my mouth
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Damn baby, your body is so hot, I wanna pour powdered milk all over and lick it off
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Girl, you are so sweet, how about you bring the honey and I'll bring my milk.
Working milk pickup lines
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking.
Are you ready for some milkshake out of that milk jug of yours?
Would you like extra milk or cream in your Boba?
Your milkshake brought this boy to your yard.
Do you know the different between you and cow? None because I will milk you either way.
Call me Milk, because I will do your body good.
Girl are you milk? Because I don't want 1% or 2%, I want the whole of you.
If you a were a cow I'd never forget to milk you.
Babe, the only thing missing in my Boba tea is your milk.
Are you milk? Because you ain't complete until I insert my Vitamin D.
To my little pussy-cat, all the milk in the bowl won't suffice to tell you how much I want to purr you. Happy Bday sweety!
Girl, I want to put some milk in you.
Want some non-dairy organic milk?
Girl, be my Ms. Potato and I'll smash your and pour milk all over you.
Let’s just say that when I’m done with you tonight, you’ll be producing powdered milk.
Girl, I want to milk you with my mouth.
Hey girl, are you cereal? Because I’d like to pour some creamy milk on you.
If you are milk, you are definitely a nonfat milk.
Babe, I want to dip my Oreo in your milk. Except my cookie only gets hard.
Babe, you got a bowl of tasty cereal? Let me pour some milk inside that bowl.
My name's Coco. Would you like to try my nut milk?
Babe, let's turn my cheesy pick up lines into fresh milk in bed.
Baby, we'll never have to run to groceries for milk.