50 Milk Pick Up lines

We have compiled a list of funny and cheesy pick up lines with milk. They can be used at anytime and anywhere. You may have seen some of these pickup lines involving milk in movies or TV shows. Use these pickup lines with milk to help you charm and impress guys or girls. Make the best out of these cheesy and funny pick up lines involving milk.

Best Working Milk Pickup Lines

A good Milk hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you milk?

Cause i wanna churn your insides and make it feel like melting butter
Hey, are you a potato?

Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours
If beauty was a drop of milk, you would be a cow
Are you breakfast

Three punchlines
A:because i miss you often
B:because you go good with milk ;)
C:because you acting kind of fruity
Got milk? I do!
Hey girl are you a stack of milk crates

Because you seem dangerously unstable yet I wanna climb you

Short and cute milk pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about milk are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

Hey girl are you a cow?

Cuz i want to milk u with my mouth

Damn baby, your body is so hot, I wanna pour powdered milk all over and lick it off

Girl, you are so sweet, how about you bring the honey and I'll bring my milk.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking.

Are you ready for some milkshake out of that milk jug of yours?

Your milkshake brought this boy to your yard.

Cheesy milk Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Is that your milk letdown reflex or are you just happy to see me?

Do you know the different between you and cow? None because I will milk you either way.

Call me Milk, because I will do your body good.

If you a were a cow I'd never forget to milk you.

Girl are you milk? Because I don't want 1% or 2%, I want the whole of you.

To my little p**...-cat, all the milk in the bowl won't suffice to tell you how much I want to purr you. Happy Bday sweety!

Are you milk? Because you ain't complete until I insert my Vitamin D.

Corny milk Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Milk conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you breakfast? Because you go good with milk.

Girl, I want to put some milk in you.

Girl, be my Ms. Potato and I'll smash your and pour milk all over you.

Let’s just say that when I’m done with you tonight, you’ll be producing powdered milk.

Want some non-dairy organic milk?

Girl, I want to milk you with my mouth.

Hey girl, are you cereal? Because I’d like to pour some creamy milk on you.

Babe, I want to dip my Oreo in your milk. Except my cookie only gets hard.

Babe, you got a bowl of tasty cereal? Let me pour some milk inside that bowl.

My name's Coco. Would you like to try my nut milk?

If you are milk, you are definitely a nonfat milk.

Babe, let's turn my cheesy pick up lines into fresh milk in bed.

A good milk Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Milk hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Baby, we'll never have to run to groceries for milk.

Are you a cow? Because it's milking time.

We go together like Cookies and Milk.

Have you ever milked a cow before? Because your going to need a bucket for this bull.

Do you have cookies? I wouldn't mind your milk all over my face.

Are you chocolate milk? Because I want to swallow every last drop of you.

Got milk? I will fill you up inside and outside.

Milk does a body good. But Damn girl what you been drinking?

Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm? Because you got some nice calves!

Are you a sugar momma? Because I want to lick some sweet milk off you.

Are you lactose intolerant? It's OK because my cream is dairy free.

Girl, do you know Oreos are like boobs? Because they taste so much better with milk & creams.

I'm an amazing chef. Give my eggs and milk and I will give you my amazing sausage.

Are you a cow?

Because I want to milk you

Want some milk with your cocoa puffs?

Tauren Marine: It's been long time since I had good milking.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Milk love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Milk chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.