Top 9 Coconut Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Coconut pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a coconut?

   Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out

2. Are you a coconut?

   Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

3. Are you a coconut?

   Because i wanna get my dick stuck in you.

4. I taste like metal and coconut.

5. Girl are you a coconut?

   Cause I’m wondering what that milk tastes like.

6. Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one

   Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

7. I put coconut oil on everything

8. Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

9. Mardi Gras reminds me how much inflation changes things. Beads used to buy you the island of Manhattan, now you only get two coconuts.