Top 12 Coconut Pick Up lines

Are you looking for some funny and corny coconut pick up lines? Use these pick up lines involving coconut to help you flirt and impress. Take advantage of these pick up lines with coconut to help you break the ice. These pick up lines with coconut are the best and the good ones.

1. Are you a coconut?

   Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out

2. Are you a coconut?

   Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

3. Are you a coconut?

   Cause I want to smash you on the table till the white stuff comes out

4. I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

   If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

5. Girl are you a coconut tree? Because I would climb on top of you to get the sweet juice of your jug.

6. I taste like metal and coconut.

7. Girl are you a coconut?

   Cause I’m wondering what that milk tastes like.

8. Hey girl are you a coconut

   Cause I wanna smash you till white stuff comes out

9. Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one

   Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

10. Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

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