Top 9 Coconut Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Coconut chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you a coconut?

   Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

2. Are you a coconut?

   Cause I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out
   
   - Day 120

3. Are you a coconut?

   Because i wanna get my dick stuck in you.

4. I taste like metal and coconut.

5. Hey girl are you a coconut?

   Because I want to smash you until a bunch of white stuff come out.

6. Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one

   Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

7. I put coconut oil on everything

8. Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

9. Mardi Gras reminds me how much inflation changes things. Beads used to buy you the island of Manhattan, now you only get two coconuts.