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12 Coconut Pick Up lines

Are you looking for some funny and corny coconut pick up lines? Use these pick up lines involving coconut to help you flirt and impress. Take advantage of these pick up lines with coconut to help you break the ice. These pick up lines with coconut are the best and the good ones.

Best Working Coconut Pickup Lines

A good Coconut hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Are you a coconut?

    Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out

  2. Are you a coconut?

    Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

  3. Are you a coconut?

    Cause I want to smash you on the table till the white stuff comes out

  4. I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

    If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

  5. Girl are you a coconut tree? Because I would climb on top of you to get the sweet juice of your jug.

  6. I taste like metal and coconut.

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What is a good Coconut pickup line?

Here are 12 coconut pick up lines for her and flirty coconut rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your coconut rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny coconut pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty coconut joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute coconut pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about coconut are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Girl are you a coconut?

Cause I’m wondering what that milk tastes like.

Hey girl are you a coconut

Cause I wanna smash you till white stuff comes out

Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one

Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

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Smooth Coconut pickup line

Mardi Gras reminds me how much inflation changes things. Beads used to buy you the island of Manhattan, now you only get two coconuts.


Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Coconut love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Coconut chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.