Top 11 Coconut Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Coconut pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you a coconut?
Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out
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Are you a coconut?
Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out
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Are you a coconut?
Cause I want to smash you on the table till the white stuff comes out
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I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?
If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.
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Are you a coconut?
Because i wanna get my dick stuck in you.
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I taste like metal and coconut.
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Girl are you a coconut?
Cause I’m wondering what that milk tastes like.
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Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one
Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)
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I put coconut oil on everything
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Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Funny coconut pickup lines
Mardi Gras reminds me how much inflation changes things. Beads used to buy you the island of Manhattan, now you only get two coconuts.