Top 50 Avocado Pick Up lines
Are you an Avocado lover or dates taking an avocado salad? Use the best Avocado pick up lines to impress your dates. These cheesy and funny avocado pick up lines will surely help you get the girl or guy.
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Avocados are expensive
But i’ll smash you in morning instead.
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I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
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Is this the produce department. Because I'm harder than a grocery store avocado.
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I'm gonna name your kiss avocado
cause it's the good kind of fat
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And we will live happily avo after.
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I am avocado, eat me while I am ripe and ready.
Working short avocado pickup lines to impress a girl
Avocado for me, avocado for you. We smash and make sexy guacamole.
I heard you liked avocados? Well I’m a good fat.
Spread love as thick as you would avocado.”
You’re the avocado of my life.
I love you like I love avocado.
You are avo-ry special person to me.
Girl, let's guac’ed around the clock.
avocado Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Babe you got some avocados? Go out with me will be a move in the ripe direction.
Babe, you are so hot you making my avocado in my pocket hard.
All you need is love and an avocado.
Babe I need your avocado fat on my breadstick.
With you in my bed, I got a hard guac life.
Babe, let's do some avocardio in bed.
I could hit your guac bottom any night.
avocado Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Girl, you are avocado out of this world.
Babe you avocado? Because I want to spread you and eat you good.
Our love is like delicious avocado. So wrong, but so ripe!
Will you sleep with me if I buy you guacamole? No, maybe you are not an avocado-ho.
Babe, I'll put you between a guac and a hard place.
Are you guacamole? Because avocadon't get me started.
What does the half avocado say to the other half? You complete me.
It’s OK, guacamole. I’m extra too.
Are you an avocado? Because I'm gonna guacamolinside you.
Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.
I'll tap your guac bottom any day to get my nuts out.
Let's put together avocados. Pound and guac a good time.
avocado Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
You’re the avocado to my toast.
Not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, eat me now, too late. Avocado.
I wanna Guaccupuncture you tonight.
If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with.
Holy guacamole you are hot and ripe.
I want to put my seed in your avocado.
Hey girl are you an avocado?
Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside
Avocados are getting kind of expensive
Can I smash you instead?
Are you an avocado?
Because I'm gonna guacamolest you.
Are you an avocado?
Cause I’m craving your gua-c**...-mole.
I don't get it?
I want to douse you in green paint and smack you like a disobedient avocado?
Hey do you like Guacamole?
Cuz im gonna paint your kiss green and spank you like a disobedient avocado
Need some for Brenna and/or avocados
It’d be nice.
Are you an avocado?🥑
Because you're the right kind of fat
Are you an avocado?
Because your the right kind of fat and probably disgusting on the inside.
I heard you liked avocados?
Well I’m a good fat.
(This only works foe the overwieght or the obese)
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Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Avocado phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.