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Top 16 Avocado Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Avocado pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Avocado conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Avocados are expensive

    But i’ll smash you in morning instead.

  2. I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

  3. I'm gonna name your kiss avocado

    cause it's the good kind of fat

  4. Hey girl are you an avocado?

    Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside

  5. Are you an avocado?

    Because I'm gonna guacamolest you.

  6. Avocados are getting kind of expensive

    Can I smash you instead?

  7. Are you an avocado?

    Cause I’m craving your gua-cock-mole.

  8. Hey do you like Guacamole?

    Cuz im gonna paint your kiss green and spank you like a disobedient avocado

  9. I don't get it?

    I want to douse you in green paint and smack you like a disobedient avocado?

  10. Need some for Brenna and/or avocados

    It’d be nice.

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What is a Avocado pickup line?

Funny avocado pickup lines

Is this the produce department...
Cause I'm harder than a Walmart avocado.

I heard you liked avocados?

Well I’m a good fat.

(This only works foe the overwieght or the obese)

Are you an avocado?🥑

Because you're the right kind of fat

Are you an avocado?

Because your the right kind of fat and probably disgusting on the inside.

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This is a funny Avocado pickup line!

How do you know when an avocado is ripe?