Top 13 Avocado Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Avocado chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
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For any girl with a nice butt and is aware of an avocado's nutritional value.
"I'm gonna name your ass avocado, cause it's the good kind of fat"
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Are you an avocado?
Because I'm gonna guacamolest you.
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I don't get it?
I want to douse you in green paint and smack you like a disobedient avocado?
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Hey do you like Guacamole?
Cuz im gonna paint your ass green and spank you like a disobedient avocado
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Need some for Brenna and/or avocados
It’d be nice.
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Is this the produce department...
Cause I'm harder than a Walmart avocado.
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Are you an avocado?
Because your the right kind of fat and probably disgusting on the inside.
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I heard you liked avocados?
Well I’m a good fat.
(This only works foe the overwieght or the obese) -
Are you an avocado?🥑
Because you're the right kind of fat
Funny avocado pickup lines
Damn girl, I’mma call that ass “avocado,”
‘cause it’s the good kind of fat.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?