Top 16 Avocado Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Avocado pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
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For any girl with a nice butt and is aware of an avocado's nutritional value.
"I'm gonna name your ass avocado, cause it's the good kind of fat"
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Hey girl are you an avocado?
Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside
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Are you an avocado?
Because I'm gonna guacamolest you.
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Avocados are getting kind of expensive
Can I smash you instead?
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Are you an avocado?
Cause I’m craving your gua-cock-mole.
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I don't get it?
I want to douse you in green paint and smack you like a disobedient avocado?
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Hey do you like Guacamole?
Cuz im gonna paint your ass green and spank you like a disobedient avocado
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Need some for Brenna and/or avocados
It’d be nice.
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Are you an avocado?
Because your the right kind of fat and probably disgusting on the inside.
Funny avocado pickup lines
Is this the produce department...
Cause I'm harder than a Walmart avocado.
Are you an avocado?🥑
Because you're the right kind of fat
I heard you liked avocados?
Well I’m a good fat.
(This only works foe the overwieght or the obese)
Damn girl, I’mma call that ass “avocado,”
‘cause it’s the good kind of fat.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?