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Top 50 Peanuts Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Peanuts pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you my dog

    Because I wanna put peanut butter on my cock and let you lick it off

  2. Do you like peanut butter?

    Wanna fuck?

  3. Are you peanut butter

    Because my dog likes you on my penis

  4. Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

  5. Did you know my legs are like peanut butter?

    Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

  6. Hey girl are you peanut butter?

    Because I want to spread you

  7. My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)

  8. Hey girl, you know why I love peanut butter and legs so much?

    Because they spread with real ease when I use a proper tool.

    Sorry.

  9. My heart does a little Snoopy dance every time I see you.

  10. Whats the good of living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)

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So, have you been eating peanuts?
Cause I’m about to suck a PayDay put your ass.

Are you a jar of peanut butter?

Because if I stuck my dick in you, I'd be fucking nuts

Hey Girl, are you a jar of peanut butter?

Cos I wanna stick my fingers in you and taste your insides.

Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!

I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.

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In order to be classified as peanut butter,

Peanut butter needs to contain as least 90% peanuts, otherwise it's classified as a peanut spread. So would you like to come over, eat 20lbs of peanuts, and get peanut spread?

Have you ever put peanut butter on your face?
No, well you might want to consider it because your face is the jam

Are you my dog?

Cause I can put peanut-butter on my sausage if you want

Are you peanut butter?

Cuz I wanna spread you

I promise my big nose will not get in the way.

I think every week should have a day in it when boys give presents to girls.

I think I've discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it. (Charles Schulz)

I think I’m afraid to be happy because whenever I get too happy, something bad always happens. (Charlie Brown)

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Is your name Schroeder? Because my love for you is unrequited love. (Lucy)

It's not a Woodstock in my pocket.

Keep looking up... that's the secret of life... (Snoopy)

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. (Charles Schulz)

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. (Linus)

My heart does a little Snoopy dance everytime I see you.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, nomeaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)

Never fall in love with a musician.

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from! (Charles Schulz)

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Oh my Sweet Babboo! (Sally)