Top 27 Jelly Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Jelly pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I want you to clear all my jelly.

2. I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans, ‘cause I’ve been on the hunt for you.

3. Girl, I'm gonna clear all your jelly.

4. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

5. Hey girl, are you a jelly lid?

   Cause I’ll give it my all but I probably won’t get you off.

6. Are you a jaffa cake because I want to peel off the chocolate and eat your jelly

   (pick up line for a black person and you are a vampire)

7. I heard if you pee on a jelly fish sting it relieves some of the pain.

   Anyways so funny story this jelly fish stung me on the mouth...

8. Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!

   I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.

9. Hey girl, are you a black jelly bean?

   Because you taste **disgusting**

10. Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly?

Funny jelly pickup lines

Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? (x-post from r/jokes)
I can't jelly my dick into your ass.

Hey girl, whats the difference between jam and jelly?

I cant jelly my dick up your ass.

Hey girl. Do you know the difference between jelly and jam?

I'm not going to jelly my dick in your ass.

If your clothes were jelly, I'd clear them all.

Baby you are the jelly on my donut.

I’d like to be the donut jelly that melts in your mouth.

Seeing you make me melt like jelly on a hot donut.

Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll.

Your corpse jelly really butters my bread

You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.

Must be jelly because jam doesn’t shake like that!!!

I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.

Are you Jelly? (Jellyfish)

I don't think you're ready for my royal jelly.

We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly