Top 23 Jelly Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Jelly pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Jelly conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I want you to clear all my jelly.

2. I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans, ‘cause I’ve been on the hunt for you.

3. Girl, I'm gonna clear all your jelly.

4. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

5. Hey girl, are you a jelly lid?

   Cause I’ll give it my all but I probably won’t get you off.

6. Are you a jaffa cake because I want to peel off the chocolate and eat your jelly

   (pick up line for a black person and you are a vampire)

7. I heard if you pee on a jelly fish sting it relieves some of the pain.

   Anyways so funny story this jelly fish stung me on the mouth...

8. Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!

   I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.

9. Hey girl, are you a black jelly bean?

   Because you taste **disgusting**

10. Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly?

Funny jelly pickup lines

Jelly Beans are red, Lollipop Heads are blue, I will fill you with my candies when I am through.

Baby you are the jelly on my donut.

I’d like to be the donut jelly that melts in your mouth.

Seeing you make me melt like jelly on a hot donut.

Your corpse jelly really butters my bread

You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.

Must be jelly because jam doesn’t shake like that!!!

We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly

I don't think you're ready for my royal jelly.

Are you Jelly? (Jellyfish)

Your name must be Jelly, because jam don't shake like that.

If your clothes were jelly, I'd clear them all.