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Top 14 Cucumber Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cucumber pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cucumber conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?

    Your number

  2. I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

  3. Alright here's another

    Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
    Girl:What?
    Can I get your phone number?

  4. I wanna can your cucumbers.

  5. What rhymes with cucumber

    Your number

  6. Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?

    Gurl, can I have your number!?

  7. Is that a bent cucumber in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

  8. O no its so bad

    I´ve got a big cucumber,

    can i have your number?

  9. If you were a vegetable...

    You would be a cucumber.

  10. Are you a cucumber that liked angles less than 90 degrees?

    Cause your acutecumber

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Funny cucumber pickup lines

Are you a cucumber ?
Cause you’re a きゅうり (kyūri)

I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cucumbers.

You put the hot in hothouse… cucumbers. Too much? Sorry. Maybe we should make out.

So, how long have you been pickling these cucumbers?