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Top 13 Cucumber Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cucumber pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

  2. Alright here's another

    Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
    Can I get your phone number?

  3. I wanna can your cucumbers.

  4. Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?

    Gurl, can I have your number!?

  5. Is that a bent cucumber in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

  6. O no its so bad

    I´ve got a big cucumber,

    can i have your number?

  7. If you were a vegetable...

    You would be a cucumber.

  8. Are you a cucumber that liked angles less than 90 degrees?

    Cause your acutecumber

  9. Are you a cucumber ?

    Cause you’re a きゅうり (kyūri)

  10. So, how long have you been pickling these cucumbers?

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Funny cucumber pickup lines

You put the hot in hothouse… cucumbers. Too much? Sorry. Maybe we should make out.

I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cucumbers.

You make me feel like a sea cucumber, because when I first saw you my stomach dropped out of my ass.