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Top 34 Cucumber Pick Up lines

Do you love watching Cucumber or want to pick up someone who loves Cucumber? Use these funny pick up lines about Cucumber to help you flirt with guys or girls. These pick up lines with cucumber are perfect. Get plenty of pickup lines with cucumber today.

  1. Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?

    Your number

  2. I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

  3. I don't care if you are a pickle or a cucumber. I will always eat you up.

  4. Babe, I want my cucumber to have a jarring experience with you.

  5. I’ll trade your juicy cantaloupe for my hard cucumber.

  6. Don't feel salty. You could always pickle my cucumber.

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Are you hungry or h**...? I got the cucumber to satisfy either of your desire.

Looking for a healthy meal full of life? I will deliver my fresh cucumber for your bed tonight.

Girl, once you try my cucumber, you will never want another man's pickle.

You are so sexy, you turn my pickle into a fresh cucumber.

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Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?

Do you offer jarring experience? Because you turn my cucumber into a pickle inside.

Are you a salad? Because I think you will taste better when I put my cucumber in.

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Are you a vegetarian? Because I got a plump cucumber to fit inside you.

Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?

What’s, long, hard, and has cum in it? My cucumber babe.

If you were a vegetable. You would be a cutecumber.

How can you tell the difference between being hungry and being h**...? Depends on where you put the cucumber.

Girl if you are lonely and h**..., I will be your cucumber for the night.

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Babe, I will shove my cucumber into your pickling jar any night.

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Girl I want something better than this cucumber, your number.

I wanna can your cucumbers.

What rhymes with cucumber

Your number

Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?

Gurl, can I have your number!?

Is that a bent cucumber in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

O no its so bad

I´ve got a big cucumber,

can i have your number?

If you were a vegetable...

You would be a cucumber.

Are you a cucumber ?

Cause you’re a きゅうり (kyūri)

Are you a cucumber that liked angles less than 90 degrees?

Cause your acutecumber

So, how long have you been pickling these cucumbers?

You put the hot in hothouse… cucumbers. Too much? Sorry. Maybe we should make out.

I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cucumbers.

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Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Cucumber phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.