34 Cucumber Pick Up lines

Do you love watching Cucumber or want to pick up someone who loves Cucumber? Use these funny pick up lines about Cucumber to help you flirt with guys or girls. These pick up lines with cucumber are perfect. Get plenty of pickup lines with cucumber today.

Best Working Cucumber Pickup Lines

A good Cucumber hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?

Your number
I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.
I don't care if you are a pickle or a cucumber. I will always eat you up.
Babe, I want my cucumber to have a jarring experience with you.
I’ll trade your juicy cantaloupe for my hard cucumber.
Don't feel salty. You could always pickle my cucumber.

Here are 34 cucumber pick up lines for her and flirty cucumber rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your cucumber rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny cucumber pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty cucumber joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute cucumber pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about cucumber are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you hungry or h**...? I got the cucumber to satisfy either of your desire.

Looking for a healthy meal full of life? I will deliver my fresh cucumber for your bed tonight.

You are so sexy, you turn my pickle into a fresh cucumber.

Girl, once you try my cucumber, you will never want another man's pickle.

Alright here's another

Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Girl:What?
Can I get your phone number?

Do you offer jarring experience? Because you turn my cucumber into a pickle inside.

Are you a salad? Because I think you will taste better when I put my cucumber in.

Cheesy cucumber Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you a vegetarian? Because I got a plump cucumber to fit inside you.

Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?

If you were a vegetable. You would be a cutecumber.

What’s, long, hard, and has c**... in it? My cucumber babe.

How can you tell the difference between being hungry and being h**...? Depends on where you put the cucumber.

Girl if you are lonely and h**..., I will be your cucumber for the night.

Babe, I got a banana dressed up as a cucumber in my pants. Ready for action.

Corny cucumber Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Cucumber conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Girl I want something better than this cucumber, your number.

I wanna can your cucumbers.

What rhymes with cucumber

Your number

Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?

Gurl, can I have your number!?

Is that a bent cucumber in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

O no its so bad

I´ve got a big cucumber,

can i have your number?

If you were a vegetable...

You would be a cucumber.

Are you a cucumber that liked angles less than 90 degrees?

Cause your acutecumber

Are you a cucumber ?

Cause you’re a きゅうり (kyūri)

So, how long have you been pickling these cucumbers?

You put the hot in hothouse… cucumbers. Too much? Sorry. Maybe we should make out.

I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cucumbers.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Cucumber love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Cucumber chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.