32 Vegetable Pick Up lines

Do you love vegetables or know someone who loves vegetables? Use these funny and cheesy vegetable pick up lines to help you flirt with others. These pick up lines about vegetables include broccoli, carrot, corn, and more. You may also like our vegan pick up line compilations.

Best Working Vegetable Pickup Lines

A good Vegetable hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...
If you were a vegetable

You'd be the prettiest one in the hospital.
If u were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?
You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple,

If you were a vegetable I'd at least visit you in the hospital.

Short and cute vegetable pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about vegetable are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

If you were a vegetable. You would be a cutecumber.

I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour.
Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat.
May Contain Tree Nuts.
Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers.
Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

If I was the rice I'd want you to be the sambar

Context:

in a feast during the festival of onam the sambar (stew made of various vegetables popular in South india) is always served on top the rice

You know if you were a vegetable, what you'd have been?

A cutecumber :)

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

Cheesy vegetable Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Two cheesey ones I read today

1. Girl, if you were a fruit you'll be a FineApple.

2. Girl, if you were a vegetable, you'll be a cutecumber

Girl are you a vegetable?

Because I would totall hit that assparagus of yours

I dont like vegetables but...
I'd still like to put my eggplant in your salad

Are you a vegetable?

Because you’re a cutecumber!

If you were a vegetable,

I’d visit you at the hospital. :)

If you were a vegetable...

You would be a cucumber.

Hey girl,

Are you a soup, because I would eat you with all vegetables ya got

Corny vegetable Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Vegetable conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you tryna be in a coma??

Mama always told me to eat my vegetables

Do you like vegetables?

Cause I wanna eat your salad

Are you a vegetable?

Cause I want you to artichoke me.

If I had to give you a vegetable...

I'd give you a root

Our love could be like heirloom vegetable strong.

Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber

I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

My love for you is like the can vegetable – convenient and last for a long time.

Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Vegetable love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Vegetable chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.