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Top 30 Vegetable Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Vegetable pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Vegetable conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

    I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...

  2. If you were a vegetable

    You'd be the prettiest one in the hospital.

  3. How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

  4. If u were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

  5. You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

  6. If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple,

    If you were a vegetable I'd at least visit you in the hospital.

  7. I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?

  8. Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

    Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
     Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
     May Contain Tree Nuts. 
     Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
     Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

  9. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple but

    If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug

  10. You know if you were a vegetable, what you'd have been?

    A cutecumber :)

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Funny vegetable pickup lines

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

Two cheesey ones I read today

1. Girl, if you were a fruit you'll be a FineApple.

2. Girl, if you were a vegetable, you'll be a cutecumber

Girl are you a vegetable?

Because I would totall hit that assparagus of yours

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This is a funny Vegetable pickup line!

Are you a vegetable?

Because you’re a cutecumber!

If you were a vegetable,
I’d visit you at the hospital. :)

If you were a vegetable...

You would be a cucumber.

If you were a vegetable

You would be a cute cumber

Do you like vegetables?

Cause I wanna eat your salad

Are you a vegetable?

Cause I want you to artichoke me.

If I had to give you a vegetable...

I'd give you a root

Are you tryna be in a coma??

Mama always told me to eat my vegetables

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Working Vegetable tinder opener

My love for you is like the can vegetable – convenient and last for a long time.

Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?

I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber

Our love could be like heirloom vegetable strong.