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Top 50 Vitamin Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Vitamin pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Vitamin conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey are you vegan?

    Cuz i think you’re lacking vitamin me ;)

  2. Do you have a vitamin deficiency? Because I think you're in need of some Vitamin Me.

  3. My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

    Wanna go back to my place and save me?

  4. Girl, I heard you needed some Vitamin C.

    Here's a "pickup lime" for you.

  5. If the sun were to stop shining, I'd be your source of vitamin D.

  6. I'm dying and I need your help....

    My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin you

  7. Hey babe, it says here that you're picking up Aleve, but I think you're lacking Vitamin Me.

  8. I'm not a doctor but,

    I can get rid of your vitamin D deficiency

  9. The doctor says I need more vitamin U.

  10. Do you want me to be your sunbeam?

    I'll give some of that vitamin D and you'll feel better...

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Funny vitamin pickup lines

I think you're lacking some vitamin me.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Vitamins are essential...

Especially vitamin U

Baby are you an antioxidant? Because you keep this free radical in check.

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Hey girl listen I'm very sick and my doctor said that, "I need vitamin U..!"

I am feeling sick...
Must be from a lack of vitamin U.

At Tight End: I think he's suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

Hey beautiful, my doctor says im lacking vitamin u

You should know how important is vitamin D in dealing with Covid and in lockdown

I can help you get it regularly

I heard that in these times it's important to take vitamins...

I don't have A, B or C but I can give you the D

You look like you’re suffering from a severe lack of Vitamin Me.

Hey girl do you have rickets?

Because you’re lacking this Vitamin D

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Working Vitamin tinder opener

I see you hate the sun

Dw I have plenty of vitamin D

I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today, because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!

Are your allergies acting up?

Do you need some vitamin me?!

At Tight End… I think he’s suffering from a lack of vitamin me …from the Cleveland Browns… Jordan Cameron!

Have you been to the doctor lately ???

Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me

Hey, my doctor says

I’m lacking vitamin u

Are you the Sun?

Cause i want some of that vitamin D

Hey girl you like vitamin a?

Because Imma be retinal up inside of you.

Did you get some magnesium supplement? Because you are totally magnetic.

Doctor said I have low levels

I said it vitamin U

You're the...

You're the vitamin to my coenzyme because without you I can't function properly.