Top 50 Vitamin Pick Up lines

Take advantage of these funny and cheesy vitamin pick up lines to help you pick up guys or girls. Use these pick up lines about vitamins to help you flirt and impress. Are you a vitamin or do you take a vitamin. Take advantage of these great pick up lines about vitamins to help you capture his or her heart.

Hey are you vegan?

Cuz i think you’re lacking vitamin me ;)
Do you have a vitamin deficiency? Because I think you're in need of some Vitamin Me.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Girl, I heard you needed some Vitamin C.

Here's a "pickup lime" for you.
If the sun were to stop shining, I'd be your source of vitamin D.
I'm dying and I need your help....

My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin you
Hey babe, it says here that you're picking up Aleve, but I think you're lacking Vitamin Me.
What vitamin are you looking for? I heard semen is made out plenty of proteins, vitamin, and mineral, and I happen to have some with me right now. Want some?
Are you milk? Because you ain't complete until I insert my Vitamin D.
You should get some Vitamine Me tonight.

Working vitamin pickup lines

I'm not a doctor but,
I can get rid of your vitamin D deficiency

The doctor says I need more vitamin U.

Are you stressed? I heard Magnesium and Vitamin D vitamin helps, and ...sex helps too.

Do you want me to be your sunbeam?

I'll give some of that vitamin D and you'll feel better...

I think you're lacking some vitamin me.

I am down for anything, including that sweet Vitamin A(ss) of yours.

Vitamins are essential...

Especially vitamin U

Hey are you my vitamins

Because I need to swallow you every morning

Baby are you an antioxidant? Because you keep this free radical in check.

I'm no doctor, but you look like you could use some Vitamin Me.

Hey girl listen I'm very sick and my doctor said that, "I need vitamin U..!"

I am feeling sick...

Must be from a lack of vitamin U.

Hey beautiful, my doctor says im lacking vitamin u

My doctor says I could use more Vitamin U.

I heard that in these times it's important to take vitamins...

I don't have A, B or C but I can give you the D

You should know how important is vitamin D in dealing with Covid and in lockdown

I can help you get it regularly

You look pale...

Wanna go to my place and drink some vitamin D?

I'm serious.

You look like you’re suffering from a severe lack of Vitamin Me.

Hey girl do you have rickets?

Because you’re lacking this Vitamin D

I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

I see you hate the sun

Dw I have plenty of vitamin D

Are your allergies acting up?

Do you need some vitamin me?!

I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today, because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!