Top 50 Vitamin Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Vitamin pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey are you vegan?

   Cuz i think you’re lacking vitamin me ;)

2. Do you have a vitamin deficiency? Because I think you're in need of some Vitamin Me.

3. My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

   Wanna go back to my place and save me?

4. If the sun were to stop shining, I'd be your source of vitamin D.

5. I'm dying and I need your help....

   My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin you

6. Hey babe, it says here that you're picking up Aleve, but I think you're lacking Vitamin Me.

7. The doctor says I need more vitamin U.

8. I'm not a doctor but,

   I can get rid of your vitamin D deficiency

9. Do you want me to be your sunbeam?

   I'll give some of that vitamin D and you'll feel better...

10. I think you're lacking some vitamin me.

Funny vitamin pickup lines

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation
**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Baby are you an antioxidant? Because you keep this free radical in check.

At Tight End: I think he's suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

I heard that in these times it's important to take vitamins...

I don't have A, B or C but I can give you the D

You look like you’re suffering from a severe lack of Vitamin Me.

Hey girl do you have rickets?
Because you’re lacking this Vitamin D

I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

I see you hate the sun

Dw I have plenty of vitamin D

Are your allergies acting up?

Do you need some vitamin me?!

I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today, because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!

At Tight End… I think he’s suffering from a lack of vitamin me …from the Cleveland Browns… Jordan Cameron!

Are you the Sun?

Cause i want some of that vitamin D

Hey, my doctor says

I’m lacking vitamin u

Hey girl you like vitamin a?

Because Imma be retinal up inside of you.

Did you get some magnesium supplement? Because you are totally magnetic.

Damn girl are you a bottle of flinstone gummy vitamins?

Because you're looking like a full snack.

You're the...

You're the vitamin to my coenzyme because without you I can't function properly.

Doctor said I have low levels

I said it vitamin U

Are you a Vampire?

Because I'd let you suck on my vitamin D any day!

Would you come with me to my doctor’s appointment tomorrow?

Because the last appointment he said I’m lacking Vitamin-U..

Have you been to the doctor recently?

Because you look like you are missing Vitamin Me.

Hey girl, seems like you haven’t been getting your daily dose of vitamin D…

I can help with that

You need to see a doctor right away!

“why”

you’re lacking significant amounts of vitamin me