Top 50 Vitamin Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Vitamin chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Hey are you vegan?

   Cuz i think you’re lacking vitamin me ;)

2. Do you have a vitamin deficiency? Because I think you're in need of some Vitamin Me.

3. My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

   Wanna go back to my place and save me?

4. If the sun were to stop shining, I'd be your source of vitamin D.

5. Hey babe, it says here that you're picking up Aleve, but I think you're lacking Vitamin Me.

6. The doctor says I need more vitamin U.

7. Do you want me to be your sunbeam?

   I'll give some of that vitamin D and you'll feel better...

8. Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

   **Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**
   
   * Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
   * When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
   * Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
   * Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
   * Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
   * Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
   * Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
   * \*waits\*
   * Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
   * Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
   * \*waits\*
   * Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
   * Does this mean we can go halfsies?
   * On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
   * Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
   * They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
   * You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
   * \*waits\*
   * I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
   * Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .
   
   And for the finale:
   
   * Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
   * You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

9. I think you're lacking some vitamin me.

10. You look like you’re suffering from a severe lack of Vitamin Me.

Funny vitamin pickup lines

Hey girl do you have rickets?
Because you’re lacking this Vitamin D

I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

I see you hate the sun

Dw I have plenty of vitamin D

I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today, because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!

Are you the Sun?

Cause i want some of that vitamin D

Have you been to the doctor lately ???
Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me

Hey girl you like vitamin a?

Because Imma be retinal up inside of you.

Doctor said I have low levels

I said it vitamin U

Damn girl are you a bottle of flinstone gummy vitamins?

Because you're looking like a full snack.

You're the...

You're the vitamin to my coenzyme because without you I can't function properly.

Would you come with me to my doctor’s appointment tomorrow?

Because the last appointment he said I’m lacking Vitamin-U..

Are you a Vampire?

Because I'd let you suck on my vitamin D any day!

Hey girl, seems like you haven’t been getting your daily dose of vitamin D…

I can help with that

I just had to go to the hospital.

The doctor say I’m missing Vitamin U.

You need to see a doctor right away!

“why”

you’re lacking significant amounts of vitamin me

I hope you like tap water

Because I’m dirty, have no filter and full of minerals and vitamins that will leave a bad taste in your mouth for hours.

Are you a glass of milk?

Bc I need some more vitamin D and I’m pretty thirsty right now.

Me:Hey Girl want some of dis Vitamine D

Me: *Painfully realise corpses doesn’t require sunlight*
Me:*Proceeds to painfully have CONSENSUAL sex with sis’s corpse*

Call me Mr. Supplement

Cause I’m here to give you that Vitamin D 🤭

Hello ma'am, I'm a doctor

You look malnourished, want me to give you some Vitamin


'D'?

Are you stressed? I heard Magnesium and Vitamin D vitamin helps, and ...sex helps too.

Are you vitamin C? I am getting sick missing you.

Are you vitamin deficient? I know a way to pump some into you.