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Here are 88 virus pick up lines for her and flirty virus rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about virus that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your virus rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny virus pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty virus joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Virus Rizz

A good Virus pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I like my women how I like my laptops.

    On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

  2. Rose are red, carona is a virus

    Hook up with me, and you’ll just get hepatitis

  3. What's the difference between Coronavirus and your legs?

    I don't want the virus to spread.

  4. Hey girl, are you a virus?

    Cause you infected my heart.

  5. Can i squeeze my hardware into your software

    Without getting a virus?

  6. I like my women like I like my laptop

    On my lap, turned on, and virus free.

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What is a good Virus pickup line?

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Short and cute virus pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about virus are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Girl, I need to upload a virus to your alien mothership!

I have just done a full system scan and there are definately no viruses.

No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

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Smooth Virus pickup line

Are you the Croatoan virus? Because baby I’m going crazy for you.

Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

I think i am a virus

Because i feel alive when i am inside you.

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Cheesy virus Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Everyone’s out there catching corona virus

But I’m just here catching feelings for you

Are you a lytic virus? Because looking at you makes me want to bust out everything I have.

I want to inject you with MY C-Virus.

They call me Zika Virus

Cos I'm always down for a little head, baby

Hey girl are you the number of Corona virus cases?

Cause I want you to go down

Are you T-virus? Because you turned me into a tyrant tonight.

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Working Virus tinder opener

I am the Maverick virus, I want to get inside you and make you revolt.

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Funny virus Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Virus conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey girl, do you have the corona virus?

Cause you look breathtaking!

I'm sure you can't be infected by corona

Cuz the virus dies at high temperatures and you are HOT!

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through o**... s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Do you have the Z-Virus? Cause you're drop dead gorgeous

Are you a Reploid? Because my sigma virus wants to infect you and make you mine.

"Are you a virus? Because my heart has no firewall against your charm."

"You must be a computer virus, because you're crashing my hard drive with your captivating beauty."

"Even when you're sick, your smile is more contagious than any virus out there."

"Your laughter is more infectious than any virus, mind if I catch it over dinner sometime?"

"Is your smile a virus? Because it's definitely contagious and my heart can't resist catching feelings for you."

I like my girls how I like my Corona virus

19 and easily spread.

Have you heard about the new virus?

It’s called feelings, and I think you made me catch it...

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Clever virus Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Virus hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

If you were the corona virus, I would never have been vaccinated.

I think i have corona virus.

Cause i can't stop looking atchoo

"I bet you're an anti-virus software because every time I approach, you have this outstanding ability to maintain social distancing."

Did it hurt when you fell from the virus? Because you've infected my heart.

Girl are you Corona virus?

Cause I don't have you

Are you a computer virus?
Because I think ILOVEYOU

Hey girl are you the virus

Cus I want you to stay as far away from me as possible

Since there’s no vaccine for this virus yet

Allow me to shoot my shot instead

I may not have covid-19,

But I can give you another virus.

Do you have the L-Virus? ‘Cause when I saw you I fell in love.

I heard there’s a dangerous virus out there.

You wanna be my face mask?

If the corona virus doesn’t take you out

May I?

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Smooth virus Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Virus pickup lines make her give you her number.

I thought I was immuned to love but when u passed by and caught my eyes, I can feel ur virus taking control of me.

Hey you can't spell virus without..

U and I

Hey, are you corona virus?

Because I can’t wait to have you and bring you home to my parents

Are you the corona virus?

Because youre breathtaking

"Your eyes must be a virus, because they're infectiously attractive and I can't help but stare."

Girl are you a virus?
Cause I don't want you on my phone...

"Are you a virus? Because I can't seem to get rid of the fever you've given me."

Are you the corona virus?

Because I can’t believe you are real

If your number was a virus

I wouldn't mind getting it

"Every snap you share, girl, sends my temperature soaring - looks like I've caught the 'you' virus."

Are you a virus or bacteria

Because you're the sickest person I know

Are you the corona virus?

Because you just took my breath away ;)

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Flirty virus Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Virus pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Hey Tameka, caught my air kiss on Snapchat? Cause it's the only virus you'd ever want from me."

Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart

"Are you a 2001 computer virus? Because you've definitely infected my heart drive."

Hey baby are a virus?

Cause you made my system crash.

Are you corona virus?

Cause everything reminds me of you

Are you the epicenter of corona virus?
Cause girl you're the wuhan for me.

Hey girl, are you every restaurant during the corona virus?

Cuz i want to take you out.

In a Full World of Corona Virus

I wanna to be your Sanitizer

Baby, are you the Covid virus?

Are you 19 and easy to spread?

Im like the Corona virus

I wanna travel to you to get in you

Are you a virus?

Because I don’t want to be caught spreading you

If the Covid-19 virus won't take you out

May I?

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Cringe virus Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Hey, Are you corona virus?

Cause you take me breath away.

Hey have you caught the virus?

Coz girl you're sick!

If the corona virus doesn't take you out...

Can I?

Are you the new virus' antidote?

Cuz not being with you is killing me

Are you the Corona virus?

Cause you take my breath away

Coronavirus pick up

Are you the corona virus because I get breathless when I catch you

Hey, are you the new virus' antidote?

Cuz not having you is killing me

(I improved my original one)

Hey baby, are you my computer

Cause you're hot and full of viruses I accidentally gave you ;)

Wanna play Corona virus and get spread on hard surfaces?

Do you have the Corona virus

Because I can't stop looking achoo.

Hey girl, are you the Coronavirus ?

Cos your smile is infectious.

Corona virus

Hey cutie, are you a virus?

Cause you look like you wanna get inside me.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Virus love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Virus chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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