Top 50 Virus Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Virus chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I like my women how I like my laptops.

   On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

2. Rose are red, carona is a virus

   Hook up with me, and you’ll just get hepatitis

3. Hey girl, are you a virus?

   Cause you infected my heart.

4. Girl, I need to upload a virus to your alien mothership!

5. I have just done a full system scan and there are definately no viruses.

6. No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

7. If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

8. Uninhibited virus seeks reason to make me shed my coat protein.

9. Are you the Croatoan virus? Because baby I’m going crazy for you.

10. Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

Funny virus pickup lines

Everyone’s out there catching corona virus
But I’m just here catching feelings for you

They call me Zika Virus

Cos I'm always down for a little head, baby

Hey girl are you the number of Corona virus cases?

Cause I want you to go down

Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.

Hey girl, do you have the corona virus?

Cause you look breathtaking!

I'm sure you can't be infected by corona

Cuz the virus dies at high temperatures and you are HOT!

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation
**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

I like my girls how I like my Corona virus

19 and easily spread.

Have you heard about the new virus?

It’s called feelings, and I think you made me catch it...

Hey girl are you the virus

Cus I want you to stay as far away from me as possible

Damn people really spreading corona virus huh

Im just trynna spread your cheeks

Since there’s no vaccine for this virus yet

Allow me to shoot my shot instead

I may not have covid-19,

But I can give you another virus.

I heard there’s a dangerous virus out there.

You wanna be my face mask?

Do you have the L-Virus? ‘Cause when I saw you I fell in love.

Are you the corona virus?

Because youre breathtaking

I thought I was immuned to love but when u passed by and caught my eyes, I can feel ur virus taking control of me.

Hey, are you corona virus?

Because I can’t wait to have you and bring you home to my parents

If the corona virus doesn’t take you out

May I?

Hey you can't spell virus without..

U and I

If your number was a virus

I wouldn't mind getting it

Are you the corona virus?

Because you just took my breath away ;)

Are you a virus or bacteria

Because you're the sickest person I know

Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart

Hey baby are a virus?

Cause you made my system crash.