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Top 50 Virus Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Virus pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Virus tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I like my women how I like my laptops.

    On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

  2. Rose are red, carona is a virus

    Hook up with me, and you’ll just get hepatitis

  3. What's the difference between Coronavirus and your legs?

    I don't want the virus to spread.

  4. Hey girl, are you a virus?

    Cause you infected my heart.

  5. Can i squeeze my hardware into your software

    Without getting a virus?

  6. I like my women like I like my laptop

    On my lap, turned on, and virus free.

  7. Girl, I need to upload a virus to your alien mothership!

  8. I have just done a full system scan and there are definately no viruses.

  9. No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

  10. If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.


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Working virus pickup lines

Uninhibited virus seeks reason to make me shed my coat protein.

Are you the Croatoan virus? Because baby I’m going crazy for you.

Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

I think i am a virus

Because i feel alive when i am inside you.

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This is a funny Virus pickup line!

I want to inject you with MY C-Virus.

Are you T-virus? Because you turned me into a tyrant tonight.

They call me Zika Virus

Cos I'm always down for a little head, baby

Hey girl are you the number of Corona virus cases?

Cause I want you to go down

Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.

Hey girl, do you have the corona virus?

Cause you look breathtaking!

I am the Maverick virus, I want to get inside you and make you revolt.

I'm sure you can't be infected by corona

Cuz the virus dies at high temperatures and you are HOT!

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Working Virus tinder opener

Do you have the Z-Virus? Cause you're drop dead gorgeous

Are you a Reploid? Because my sigma virus wants to infect you and make you mine.

I like my girls how I like my Corona virus

19 and easily spread.

Have you heard about the new virus?

It’s called feelings, and I think you made me catch it...

If you were the corona virus, I would never have been vaccinated.

I think i have corona virus.

Cause i can't stop looking atchoo

Girl are you Corona virus?

Cause I don't have you

Are you a computer virus?

Because I think ILOVEYOU

Hey girl are you the virus

Cus I want you to stay as far away from me as possible

Since there’s no vaccine for this virus yet

Allow me to shoot my shot instead

I may not have covid-19,

But I can give you another virus.