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Top 50 Insect Pick Up lines

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  1. Okayy... This one's cute <3

    What's your favorite insect?
    Mine is the butterflies you gave me

  2. What’s your favorite insect?

    Mine is the butterflies you gave me

  3. Here's a dead bug, will you mate with me?

  4. My love for you will withstand a nuclear explosion.

  5. Are you a termite? Because you ‘re going to have a mouth full of wood.

  6. You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.

  7. If you we're a South African marubi ant, I'd attack the current queen for you.

  8. Hey, I'm a fruit fly of course I like bananas!

  9. Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?

  10. I'm glad I have compound eyes, because girl, you're looking fly.

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I'm not even going to try with the bed bugs.....any line is too scary.

Im like mosquitoes. Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.

Take me to the looney bin.. Cause you're bacon me crazy.

You might just be a blue bottle, but when I look at you I see butterfly.

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Which is your favourite insect?

Mine are the butterflies you give me

Hey, baby, wanna bite off my head, mate with my dead body, then eat my head & use the protein for offspring?

Yo! Wanna carry my sac?

You give me butterflies in all four of my stomachs.

When I bite your head off do you promise to keep twitching?

Are you a lightning bug? Because you light up my world!

Nice buns, where's your frons?

If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?

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I told them this one, they really liked it.
"What's your favorite insect? Mines the butterflies you gave me." It ranks an 8/10

I have one that I'm gonna tell them tomorrow, since we want to watch lotr together sometime.
"I would ask you out to a movie, but you aren't allowed to bring your own snacks". Anyway do you wanna watch LOTR this weekend?" I think it'll go good lol

some of my favs I've seen so far

"We should hang out more, my mom told me me to focus on my future" from u/xDutch_Hunterx - I like this one a lot

"I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?" from u/JohnyyBanana - I think I might tweak this a bit, but it's really good since they like history a fair margin

"You're like a Horcrux, the only different is you're all 7 pieces of my soul" from u/Laboy2Point0 - this one's perfect, because they like harry potter a ton, it's like their favorite series, so hopefully thisll give me bonus points

Would you bite my head off if I said that you're one sexy mantis?

Hey girl, if you were an insect you’d be a Moscuteo 🦟

If there was an opening at the bee colony, you'd be able to get a job as the bee's knees.

So what do you say later on we go out for some coffee table? (Termite)

This might sting...

Wanna do the waggle dance?

What is the difference between me and mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it.

Yeah, my great great grandfather was Jimmy!! (Cricket)

You're bee-utiful.

You're like a butterfly beautiful to see but hard to catch.