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Top 50 Insect Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Insect chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Here's a dead bug, will you mate with me?

  2. My love for you will withstand a nuclear explosion.

  3. Are you a termite? Because you ‘re going to have a mouth full of wood.

  4. You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.

  5. If you we're a South African marubi ant, I'd attack the current queen for you.

  6. Hey, I'm a fruit fly of course I like bananas!

  7. Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?

  8. I'm glad I have compound eyes, because girl, you're looking fly.

  9. I'm not even going to try with the bed bugs.....any line is too scary.

  10. Im like mosquitoes. Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.

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Funny insect pickup lines

Take me to the looney bin.. Cause you're bacon me crazy.

Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.

You might just be a blue bottle, but when I look at you I see butterfly.

Hey, baby, wanna bite off my head, mate with my dead body, then eat my head & use the protein for offspring?

Yo! Wanna carry my sac?

You give me butterflies in all four of my stomachs.

When I bite your head off do you promise to keep twitching?

Are you a lightning bug? Because you light up my world!

Nice buns, where's your frons?

Is that your ovipositor, or are you just going to sting me?

Would you bite my head off if I said that you're one sexy mantis?

If there was an opening at the bee colony, you'd be able to get a job as the bee's knees.

I'm getting kinda hungry. Wanna have sex? (Female Praying Mantis)

I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

If I was a fruit fly, I'd land on you first. Because you are so sweet.

If you were a bee, I'd keep you!

Is that your stinger? Or are you just pleased to see me?

My heart beeats for you.

My spidey sense isn't the only thing tingling.

So what do you say later on we go out for some coffee table? (Termite)

This might sting...

Wanna do the waggle dance?

Want to see my butt glow?

What is the difference between me and mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it.

Yeah, my great great grandfather was Jimmy!! (Cricket)