Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers?

I'd love to explore the depths of your sea.

Are you a blue lobster? 'Cause you're one in two million!

What do you say we get the flock out of here?

What's a couple of bites like you doing out here?

I'd gladly be caught in a net with you.

I feel clamplete when I have you here in my fins.

Fish, did you fall from heaven or do you just taste that good.

Brrr! My arms are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving mantle?

Caviar or caviaren't you coming home with me tonight?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to swim past you again?

If I told you you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me?

Baby, you make my heart jump like the fishes in Lahad Datu Sabah.

How do you like your phytoplankton?

I'm a s**... whale. Seriously, what more do I need to say?

Your beak says no, but your hearts say yes, no, and maybe.

Do you know the difference between my hectocotylus and a calamari ring? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

I love the ocean of your eyes!

And I shell always love you.

Are you an octopus? Cuz you octopi my thoughts.

I'd swim the deepest ocean for you. And I'm not just saying that cause I'd do it anyway. Cause I'm a fish.

You really bring me out of my shell.

Are you a navy seal? Because I feel like you've traced my heart and are about to wipe it out!

Wow, sounds intense! But don't worry, I come in peace. Let's grab coffee sometime and talk about something less deadly, like our favorite ice cream flavors?

Are you a top sniper? Because you just shot straight into my heart with your killer looks.

Wow, that was intense! But hey, I'm more into peaceful dates like picnics in the park. How about we switch gears? 😄

Did you train in gorilla warfare? Because you've got me feeling like the top sniper in your love army!

Your fierce words ignite a spark in me,
Yet beneath lies a mystery I long to see.
Your determination, a force so strong,
But I'm curious about what makes you belong.

Your strength is clear, your words sharp as a knife.
But behind that tough facade, there's more to life.
Your passion and drive, a sight to behold,
I'm intrigued by the story that's yet to be told.

Your words are intense and kinda hot, not gonna lie. But hey, let's keep it friendly before things get too crazy! 😏💬

Hey girl, are you a cephalochordate?? Cause ill HEAD over to your place any day.

Wow, your confidence is intriguing. I'm impressed, but don't worry, I won't be the one to mess with a Navy Seal. 😉🔥

Impressive bio! But don't worry, I'm just a chill person looking for good vibes and fun times. Let's grab coffee sometime! ☕

Phew, that was a wild ride! How about we switch gears and talk about something lighter, like our favorite travel destinations? Let's plan an adventure together!

Are you Swedish? Cause you're the sweetest fish in the sea.

"It's been a while, Marin. We may have our differences, but I'd always want to be part of our daughter's life."

Your words are like a secret raid, I can't resist falling for your deadly charm.

I hope you're amphibious. because you take my breath away.

Did you know I'm trained in warfare, but your beauty is what truly takes my breath away.

I love your dress.

It's soFISHticated.

Let’s re-enact the rime of the ancient mariner

I’ll be the mariner and you’ll be Life-in-Death. it’s just me and you and i’m really thirsty

hey baby, show me your feeders and I'll show you mine

How about I take you out to a nice seafood dinner and never call you again

I bet you love blowholes.

I bet your tank isn’t as hot as you are.

I can be your hero in a half shell. (Turtle)

I can talk in a high pitched dolphin voice... EE ee eeee E.. E.. Eee E E Ee

I can't afford a ticket to sea world so can I just see your dolphin show?

I enjoy cocktails and midnight strolls along the beach... want to dig a giant breeding hole together? (Turtle)

I know you're naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm you up. (Turtle)

I might be left shark, but I'm the righ tshark for you.

I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself. (Octopus)

I saw you and I was hooked.

I speak whale.

I think my firefish wants to hide in your live rock

I used to hate alge, but it's starting to grow on me.

I wanna eat you if that's okay? (Shark)

I want to be the clown fish to your sea anemone.

I whale shower you with love.

I whaley love you

I wish we can be the type of jellyfish that lives forever, so I can love you forever.

If you were a fish, you’d be a Clownfish.

If you were a fish, you’d be an Angelfish.

If you were a manatee I’d want to be your food, and spend a long time inside you.

Is that a goldfish in your pants or are you just happy to see me

Just like the whales, I can hold my breath for as long as it takes as well.

Let's get out of these wetsuits, and into a dry, awkward moment we'll never talk about again.

Let's goby somewhere alone

Let's take things slow. Because that's the only speed I've got. (Turtle)

On a scale of 1 to 10, you've got it all... because you're scaly. (Turtle)

Polar Bear... I just wanted to break the ice.

Pssh... I'm not the only one who smells like fish.

So you chicks wanna see my six inch catfish or what?

Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me. (Octopus)

Something smells fishy about this place... Let's get outta here.

s**... my dolphin.

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.

They call me, "Portuguese Man-of-War," but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.

Tonight I would be a hermit no more.

Wanna cuttle? (Cuttlefish)

Wanna have my tadpoles swim to your pond?

Wanna hold my eel? He is a slippery fella.

Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.

Wanna snorkel with my dorkel?

wanna try guppy style?

We don't typically mate for life, but for you I'd reconsider it. (Turtle)

We should team up to help our species not go extinct. (Turtle)

Whale be mine?

My shell or yours?

What kind of fish is funny? A clownfish.

What's a gal like you in an ocean like this?

Why don't we molt into something a little more comfortable? (Turtle)

Would you like to go home and see my catfish?

You are so hot, you are turning all the shell fishes red.

You don't look a day over a hundred and thirty. (Turtle)

You know what else is slippery when wet? (Sea Lion)

You know what happen to be from the future and I sea you lion in my bed.

They don't cal me a s**...-whale for nothing.

You otter come over here cutie!

You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

You’re so cute I could turn myself inside out and digest you.

Your beak says no, but your hearts say yes, no, and maybe. (Octopus)

Your coral lips were made to kiss.

Your Thermador cracks my shell.

What if I say, I'm not like the otters.

Can I put my tank into your mall?

Come back with me and I will show you how dolphin talks.

Wanna help me clean my pump?

If you sit up front, I'll make you wet.

Do your dolphins do any tricks?

Anyone ever tell you, you've got one shell of a body? (Turtle)

Are you a sea butterfly? Because I’m caught in your trap.

Are you Jelly? (Jellyfish)

Hey baby, you look like a carbon copy of a 21 year old chick I know. I'd like to go down on you.

Hey girl, where you fin all my life?

Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?

How you chewing? (Shark)

I'd stick my neck out for you. (Turtle)

I'll give you a ride that you won't have to wait in line for.

I'm a shark.

I'm hot, but you are otter.

I'm large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it? (Turtle)

I’d really like to introduce my eel to your clam.

That has got to be the sealiest thing I've ever heard.

Tonight I can make you ink.

You must be Nemo, because I have been looking for you.

You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!

What a beautiful specimen, so exotic…

Call me Ishmael......... (Octopus)

Can i put a little more sauce into your life?

Dang girl are you Dory from finding Nemo? Because I know you remember me.