Your suit isn't the only thing I want to unzip tonight.

I have to wear my mouth guard around you because you're a knockout.

Your hole guard is not going to stop me from hitting that goal tonight.

Want to see me do some helicopters?

Are you a polo suit? Because I want to grab onto you.

Do my eyes look good in this speedo?

Try my eggbeater s**... technique to score some points.

Why do you think the blonde splashes water on its keyboard? To surf the internet.

I’m going to turn you and drive in.

My love for you is like a five meter, you can't fake it.

Do you like water polo? Because you can get wet with my balls.

Are you eye drops? Because I need you SO bad right now!

Girl, I want to see you dribble with my balls. And I will drive into your lanes.

I play water polo, I am a swimmer with balls.

You good with water polo? You seem to do well on the Dry Pass.

Hey girl you can get a grip on these balls.

Water boat we go on a rowing trip this weekend?

Are you without a defender because I’m gonna pick you up.

If you this this Bunny shot is bad, wait until you see what I can do in bed.

Hey Jane! Choose which is prettier today; the sky, the water, or your beautiful eyes.

Keep calm and I will hit you underwater.

Are you a goalie? Because my future girlfriend needs to be a keeper.

"Chelsea, if drinking was a sport, should I start training? By the way, I only take water... mixed with barley and hops. 🍺"

Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.

Boy: Have u ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!

I don't know if you've ever been fishing but I think we should hookup

I like hookers.

Do you prefer stiff or limp rods?

Can i put my tackle in your box?

Excuse me, can you hold my rod?

You wanna come back, and see my minnows?

I bet I could breath in them waders.

Let me see your fly box.

I've got a 9' rod.

I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.

Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.

You know I'm da man you been wading for.

Can you tell me the proper way to present my fly to a lady.

If you were a fly baby you'd be 'irresistible'.

Is this catch and release, cause I DON'T want to let you go.

You know, I have the longest rod on this river.

You see my friend over there trying to fly fish? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

(As she is leaving her fishing hole) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

I always knew the best catch of my life would be on this river...

Are you swedish? 'Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.

We could make BEAUTIFUL fish together

Cave divers like tight wet holes 

Wanna come back to my place and scrub algae?

How aboat you come back to my place and check out my huge tank

How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.

You're like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day. 

I could put some motion in your ocean.

You've got the fanciest fantail I've ebber seen.

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

I know they say there's plenty of fish in the sea, but I think you're my nemo.

I'm about to dive into the sea...that pu-sea

The way your mask leaves those lines on your face is soooo sexy! 

I'm either bent or in love, sweetheart, because when I see you I get all tingly.

Can you believe they still kill dolphins in some countries? 

Voulez-vous plongez avec moi? 

That wetsuit would look great on my floor! 

Tan line from a wedding ring? No, that's just mysterious underwater coral bleaching. 

Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me? 

So you're mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to s**... then?

Of course it's for science! We're all gonna be living down here one day!! 

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can really see myself in your wetsuit. 

Rebreather divers go down deeper and stay longer

I hear scuba diving does a body good. Wow, you must dive A LOT!

How long do you usually go down for?

Your eyes are the same colour as my wetsuit.

I got the boat. You got the harbor. What say we tie up for the night?

If I follow you, will you keep me?

Are you a rescue diver? Please rescue me by coming back to my place later.

I'm narked.

Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

Can I take your photo angelfish?

Will you go diving with me in the morning, should I phone you or just nudge you?

Is that a giant triton shell in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Do you have a map to this dive site? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Blow bubbles if you want to sleep with me.

That's a nice wetsuit. Can I talk you out of it?

That wetsuit would look great on the floor next to my bed.

Do you believe that size doesn't matter only the expansion rate?

Are you a surfboard?, cause you look like you need a waxing before I can take a ride.

Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?

Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.

I never have a false start.

They called me the human torpedo even before I took up swimming.

Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.

If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps' phone number.

Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.

Hey girl, I'd swim up to 800 meters for your love.

Hey girl, lane lines can't keep us apart.

People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.

You really flipturn me on.

Girl, you give me the butterflies.

I'm Ryan Lochte. She tells you you're not. I'm Nathan Adrian. Again she calls your bluff. Keep going until you find a swimmer that she'll believe.

Here's a fun game, you be the Titanic and I'll be the iceberg hitting on you.

And you're here in my heart. And my heart will go on and on. Seriously, until you go out with me I'll keep singing

You would have survived the Titanic sinking, you're my better half.

Near, far, wherever you are – as long as it's in the same zip code.

We should go practice never letting go.

I know you said you didn't want to go out, but you know what, they said the Titanic was unsinkable. I'll pick you up at 8.

I know you're out of my league, but I show you below decks if you show me steerage.

I can't stop sinking a boat you.

I've never won gold in the breast s**..., but that could all change tonight.

You shouldn't care that I'm broke. Didn't you see Titanic, the poor people had way more fun, up until they all drowned.

Permission to board?

Do you like water polo? Because you look like you like to get down and dirty in the water

Do you believe in p**... on the first dive?

I'll treat you like the Heart of the Ocean, except the part where it is tossed overboard.

My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs. 

Can i fish in your pond?

Nice tanks

I'm a single diver.

Do you have swimmers as good as China? We'll have to do something about that...

Let's commemorate the sinking of the Titanic and drown our sorrows together.

You're so hot, the sun is jealous.

I love the way the ocean pounds the surf.

Your surfboard is so big!

Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.

I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

I must be lost... because I see paradise.

I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?

Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!

I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!

You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.

I barely noticed you in the winter months.

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I'm lost at sea.