Hey girl you can feel my racket anytime.

You must be a let, because I would do you over and over again.

If I court you, will it be a love match?

Can I see your racquet? No not that one the other one.

Hey Girl you can swing my raquet.

Baby you can ride the Tennis Express all night.

Does the sleeve match the shoes?

I'll call every ball out so we can stay in love.

I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.

Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his tennis racquet ain't as big as mine.

I will give you Yonex, you can give me Head.

Are you Roger Federer’s ground strokes? Cause baby you’re so elegant.

Play tennis here often?

My stick is an oversize 29 inches.

Your court or mine?

If you will be my racket, I’ll be your ball. Serve me.

How about you come over here an ill show you my western grip.

Ay girl, you wanna go for a bagel some time?

Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?

s**... is like ping pong, it's a never ending rally until one partner loses the rally.

Girl I am never about the Game, I am all about the Love.

Girl, are you a lob? Cause I’m going to smash you.

I go deep to your baseline baby.

What we are doing tonight, we don't need no rubber.

Care to knock a few balls with me?

Girl you're so beautiful you made me double fault.

Gets rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.

Girl, it's not just the paddle, it's my blade.

You are the winner in my table tennis game.

So, what’s your favorite s**...?

Your racket looks tight, want me to loosen it?

You so hot you make me double fault.

Girl let's rally all night long.

I’m not a tennis player but I’ll still grunt if you hit my balls.

Babe, with me nothing is out of bound tonight.

Is it okay if my pal Fedace hangs with us for awhile?

Do you play ping pong? Because you sure know how to work my balls.

What is your favorite position? I am all about the backcourt.

It's not just the footwork babe, it's also how I gain more speed from my hips.

Do you play forehand or backhand? Either way I am serving you tonight.

Do you play tennis? Because girl you really handle those balls.

Girl, this pick up line is my Approach before I go for the smash.

Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.

If we were playing tennis, you would score all the points so I’ll always be in Love.

You could counter smash me any time.

Babe, you can hold Ad over me any night.

I can hurl it FAST down the middle.

Girl, I am not good at Tennis, but I can still serve my balls into your No Man's Land.

I have shown you my balls. Would you show me yours?

You play a tight game. I have a hard time getting through your Alley.

Wanna play some tennis? I got a racket and two balls.

Babe, I put the Ace in your Ass.

Do you tennis? Let's go for Grand Slam!

Babe, I am a pro table tennis player. Want to check out my perfect s**....

You’re looking like a tennis ball. I just wanna hit it.

We could Ad-in and Ad-out all night long.

Babe, if you lob my strokes, I am going to smash you deep.

If you will be my paddle, I'll be your ball. Serve me.

If we were playing tennis, I’d let you score all the points so I’ll always be in Love.

Babe, we are at deuce and tonight we will seal the game.

Girl, are you ping pong? Because I can smash you all night long.

"Are you a tennis player? Because my heart is bouncing back and forth whenever I see your enchanting smile."

Girl, you sure know how to handle that wood.

Once you get a taste of my drop shot, you will never go for another shot.

I’m happy to fetch your balls for you. Hit them as hard as you like.

Babe, you like table tennis? Because you ping pong my balls.

Girl, would you be my table tennis tonight? Because I want to serve you.