Hey girl you can feel my racket anytime.

You must be a let, because I would do you over and over again.

If I court you, will it be a love match?

Can I see your racquet? No not that one the other one.

Hey Girl you can swing my raquet.

Baby you can ride the Tennis Express all night.

Does the sleeve match the shoes?

I'll call every ball out so we can stay in love.

I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.

Girl, don't you know you look so fine? Whoever you're seeing, his tennis racquet ain't as big as mine.

I will give you Yonex, you can give me Head.

Smash or pass? In tennis I’ll do both. I can hurl it 130 MPH down the middle.

Play tennis here often?

My stick is an oversize 29 inches.

Your court or mine?

If you will be my racket, I’ll be your ball. Serve me.

How about you come over here an ill show you my western grip.

Ay girl, you wanna go for a bagel some time?

Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?

s**... is like ping pong, it's a never ending rally until one partner loses the rally.

Girl, are you a lob? Cause I’m going to smash you.

Girl I am never about the Game, I am all about the Love.

I go deep to your baseline baby.

What we are doing tonight, we don't need no rubber.

Care to knock a few balls with me?

Gets rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.

Girl you're so beautiful you made me double fault.

Girl, it's not just the paddle, it's my blade.

Ey girl.. Your racket looks tight, want me to loosen it?

So, what’s your favorite s**...?

You so hot you make me double fault.

Your racket looks tight, want me to loosen it?

Girl let's rally all night long.

I’m not a tennis player but I’ll still grunt if you hit my balls.

Is it okay if my pal Fedace hangs with us for awhile?

Do you play ping pong? Because you sure know how to work my balls.

Babe, with me nothing is out of bound tonight.

What is your favorite position? I am all about the backcourt.

Girl, are you a ping pong ball? Because I'd like to chase you around the room then smash you.

If we were playing tennis, you would score all the points so I’ll always be in Love.

Do you play forehand or backhand? Either way I am serving you tonight.

Girl, this pick up line is my Approach before I go for the smash.

Do you play tennis? Because girl you really handle those balls.

Let's not keep score so we can keep it at love.

I can hurl it FAST down the middle.

Babe, you can hold Ad over me any night.

You could counter smash me any time.

Girl, I am not good at Tennis, but I can still serve my balls into your No Man's Land.

I have shown you my balls. Would you show me yours?

Wanna play some tennis? I got a racket and two balls.

You play a tight game. I have a hard time getting through your Alley.

Babe, I put the Ace in your Ass.

You’re looking like a tennis ball. I just wanna hit it.

Babe, I am a pro table tennis player. Want to check out my perfect s**....

Do you tennis? Let's go for Grand Slam!

We could Ad-in and Ad-out all night long.

Babe, we are at deuce and tonight we will seal the game.

If we were playing tennis, I’d let you score all the points so I’ll always be in Love.

If you will be my paddle, I'll be your ball. Serve me.

Babe, if you lob my strokes, I am going to smash you deep.

Girl, are you ping pong? Because I can smash you all night long.

"Are you a tennis player? Because my heart is bouncing back and forth whenever I see your enchanting smile."

I’m happy to fetch your balls for you. Hit them as hard as you like.

Girl, you sure know how to handle that wood.

Once you get a taste of my drop shot, you will never go for another shot.

Babe, you like table tennis? Because you ping pong my balls.

"I've heard your tennis game is as irresistible as your charm, care to honour me with a match?"

Girl, would you be my table tennis tonight? Because I want to serve you.

Want topspin, backspin, or sidespin? Either way I drive to please.

"Is it a coincidence that both tennis and you make my heart race, my stunning Swedish angel with the captivating blue eyes?"

Your buns looking like a tennis ball. I just wanna hit it.

"Do you play tennis? Because you've got me falling for you like a well-placed serve."

Is your forehand or backhand better? Either way I love the way you s**... that racket.

"Are we on a horse ride or is it just my heart galloping every time I catch sight of your enchanting blonde beauty?"

That was a pretty deep shot girl, but I’ll be even deeper inside..

"You've got a grand slam in tennis, but darling, you're a perfect score in the game of attraction."

"Your serve may be powerful, but it's nothing compared to the way you've aced my heart."

"Are you a tennis player? Because you've just served up some serious heart-racquet!"

"Is your favorite sport tennis? Because you've got me falling for you faster than a love at first serve."

"I may not be a ketchup fan, but I'd love to catch you on the court and serve up some fun."

"Intriguing! I enjoy a good challenge. Let's keep this exciting game of word tennis going, shall we?"

"Are you a tennis match? Because the moment I saw you, it was love-love at first sight."

"Can I be your tennis ball? So whenever you miss, I'll always bounce back to you."

"Do you like dogs? Because mine says you're paw-sitively fetching and should join our tennis match!"

Do you play tennis? Because you've got me in a love match with your smile.

Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.

"Just like in table tennis, you've got me spinning with your charm."

"Are you a tennis racket? Because every time I see you, my heart serves an ace!"

"Do you play tennis? Because you just served up a smile that aces my heart!"

"Is your name Ping Pong? Because my heart bounces every time I see you."

"Do you play tennis? Because you’ve got me feeling all tied up in love and ready to serve."

"Are we playing tennis? Because that's the only reason we're not a 'match' yet, and I'd let you win anytime."

Hey girl, will you play tennis with me?

So that we can tie our game of life with the score of love.

You know what else is a nice match? You and me.

Hey girl, are we playing tennis?

Because i’m up 15 love

"Are you a stolen tennis ball? Because my heart's been chasing you all day like an overexcited Labrador."

"Are you a tennis ball? Because you've got me bouncing with excitement every time I see you and your dog."

Do you play tennis?

'Cause ten is the only way to describe you.

"Did you steal my tennis balls? Because I can't seem to serve my love to anyone else but you."

"Do you play tennis? Cause you've just served my heart an ace."

You must be good at tennis

Because you are serving right now

Baby I like it, the way you move on the court.

Can we rally forever so we stay in love?

Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me.

I grunt harder than anyone else on the tennis courts.

Every time I play tennis, I close my eyes and think of you

Now that's true love

Are you from Tennis Channel? 'Cause that's where champions live.

Can I get you a tennis ball?

Do you play this singles tournament often?

Smash or pass? In tennis I'll do both.

Why play tennis when we can use the table for other things?