Top 14 Lacrosse Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lacrosse pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Lacrosse conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Do you like to play lacrosse? Because you can have my stick.

2. I bet you’ve never been hit with a shaft this big before.

3. Just call me your personal laxtitute.

4. Your stick skills are amazing. I bet you know all the tricks.

5. I don’t call yellow cards for getting too physical.

6. So, what’s your favorite position?

7. Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

8. Hey, lax bro, I’m your lax hoe.

9. You’ve got a nice head.

10. Save a horse, ride a lacrosse player.

Funny lacrosse pickup lines

Thank goodness, there’s a penalty box because you’ve been a bad boy.

Let’s play a game without refs. We can get as dirty as we want.

Can I put my lacrosse stick in your goal?

Baby win me over like you win the face off.