Top 50 Lacrosse Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lacrosse pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Lacrosse conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Do you like to play lacrosse? Because you can have my stick.
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I bet you’ve never been hit with a shaft this big before.
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Just call me your personal laxtitute.
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Your stick skills are amazing. I bet you know all the tricks.
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I don’t call yellow cards for getting too physical.
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So, what’s your favorite position?
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Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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Hey, baby, What’s your favorite position.
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What happens when a lacrosse player goes blind? They become a referee.
Working lacrosse pickup lines
Why do girls like lacrosse players? Because they carry long poles.
Hey, lax bro, I’m your lax hoe.
Hey girl, I’ll let you cradle my balls.
How do lacrosse players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!
What do you call a baller playing lacrosse? Pick “n” Roll.
I bet your lacrosse stick has a lot of amazing skills and you know all the trucks, baby?
You’ve got a nice head.
Hey, baby, I don’t know what to do with my hands.
Why did the lacrosse player bring string to the game? So she could tie the score
What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball? Catch ya later.
How did the goth kid become the lacrosse captain? He cut his way to the top.
Show me how you move that lacrosse stick of you and I’ll take care of your balls, boy.
Babe, my stick skills are amazing. I know all the tricks.
Why did the company hire a lacrosse player? They needed help cutting corners.
Save a horse, ride a lacrosse player.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the girls lacrosse team? Because she kept running away from the ball.
What do lacrosse players drink? PenalTea!
I do not know what I should be doing with my hands, babe, would you care to help me out?
Why can’t you play lacrosse in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Hey, baby, I wanna let you know, I took a shot to the leg today and only cried for two hours after practice.
Why is the lacrosse field hot after the game? Because all the fans have left.
Why do lacrosse players make bad decisions? Because they think with their poles.
I’ve got a huge bucket of balls baby.