Call me Totti.

Because I’ll be loyal to you.

Is your name Lionel?

Because you made my pants Messi.

You must be worthy darling, ‘because you can totally lift my hammer.

Are you related to David Beckham?

Because you got those curves!

You don’t deserve to be kicked around like this.

Are you Garreth Bale?

Because you make me go bananas.

Call me Coutinho.

Because I’m great in the hole.

Hi, Alba outside at 8 to Pique you up and sing you a Song and later on maybe Puyol pants down and we’ll get Messi.

Are you Casillas?

Because you look like a keeper.

Are you Sergio Ramos?

Because you're out of this world.

Are you Andrea Pirlo?

Because you're a work of art.

Call me Huntelaar.

Because I’m Klaas.

Are you Godin?

Because you look like you're about to score.

Are you Sergio Ramos penalty kick?

Cause you're out of this world.

Stop, drop, and roll, darling. You are on fire...

Are you Barça or Dortmund

Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.

Are you Fernando Torres?

Because I miss the old you.

Are you Ibrahimovic?

Because I think I nose you.

I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.

Missing you is like soccer without a ball.

Are you David Beckham?

Why would you bend over for you.

Are you Neymar? Cause I'm trippin' and fallin' for you.

Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.

You must play soccer, because you sure are a keeper!

Baby if you were a football i’d be your side goalkeeper.

I wish you were on the team sweetheart because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

Is your name Zidane? because your head is amazing.

Hey baby! I’m a soccer player though. I can go 90 plus some extra time in eleven different positions.

Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.

Is your name Shay? Because you’ve Given me an e**....

Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.

Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.

Hey , do you play soccer?

Cuz I'm tryna score into your heart

You wanna score or just knock around my balls?

"Your beauty outshines any soccer field. Can I be your defender, forever protecting your heart?"

Are you a soccer field? Because I can't stop scoring when I'm with you, blonde beauty.

If beauty was a prime number, you'd be the only one dividing my attention.

Are you a soccer player? Because you've definitely scored with me already.

"Is your name Messi? Because every moment I spend with you feels like a winning goal."

"Are you a soccer ball? Because I’d love to score with you anytime, anywhere."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, smart, and scoring all the goals in my heart."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I dribble by again in my soccer uniform?

"Are you a soccer ball? Because every time I see you, my heart races as if I'm about to score a goal."

Your skills on the field are unmatched by far, but it's your smile that's the real star.

"Is your name FIFA? Because every moment with you feels like the ultimate championship."

"Are you a soccer ball? Because you've got me kicking it up a notch with your smile."

"Are you a soccer ball? Because I can't stop kicking around the idea of us together."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're the goal I've been aiming for.

Are you a soccer field? Because I'd love to score with you anytime.

"Are you sure you're not a soccer player? Because you've got me falling head over heels."

"Are you a soccer ball? Because I’m totally falling for you, and I promise not to kick you to the curb!"

Are you a soccer player? Because you just kicked a goal straight into my heart.

"Do you play soccer? Because my heart races faster than me trying to outrun my last bad date!"

"You're 19, love soccer, and have me completely offside with your beauty. Fancy teaching me your winning moves?"

"Like a perfect sushi roll, you're a blend of grace and flair; in life's soccer field, you're the goal beyond compare."

"Are you a soccer ball? Because every time I see you, I can’t help but kick it into high gear!"

You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real, but girl, you still scoring points with me.

"Are you a soccer field? Because I can't help but dive in and score with you."

Did you score a goal? Because I think I just fell for you harder than a Ronaldo free kick!

"Are you a soccer ball? Because I can't resist scoring with you all night long."

"Despite your height, you've scored the highest goal in my heart and proved that love isn't subject to measurements."

"Excuse me, but are you a sprinting track? Because I find myself running back to your smile every time."

"Are we playing soccer? Because you've already won my heart with your charming moves."

"If you're Neymar, can I be your soccer ball? Because I'd love to be kicked by your beauty."

Are you a soccer field? Because whenever I see you, I can't resist scoring a goal.

"Do you play soccer? Because you're goal-orientated and definitely a keeper."

"Do you play soccer? Because you've got me kicking my feelings into high gear!"

"Do you play soccer? Because every time I'm near you, my heart races like I'm chasing a goal!"

"Are you a soccer ball? Because I can’t help but chase after you wherever you go."

You must be a soccer player, because damn, you're so hot I want to score with you tonight.

"Do you play soccer? Because you've got my heart racing faster than a 90-minute game!"

Are you a soccer player? Because you're hot enough to make me want to score all night long.

You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don’t have to ask for your name or number.

"I may be a fast runner, but your smile is the only thing I want to chase all day."

Your beauty is a perfect equation, just like your skills in soccer and science.

"In the field of love, you're my goal; your beauty outshines the sun, capturing my whole soul."

Are you a goalkeeper? Because you've caught my heart like a perfectly timed save.

"I may be a nerd, but I’d trade my books for a chance to kick it with you."

"Are you a soccer ball? Because my heart races every time you’re around, and you make my world brighter!"

"Are you a soccer ball? Because you've just kicked your way into my heart!"

"Just like Neymar, you play a beautiful game, but instead of soccer, you're playing with my affections."

Are you a soccer ball? Because I should probably kick it with you sometime!

Are you a soccer field? Because I'm ready to score on you all night long.

Are you a soccer ball? Because you've got me kicking for goal every time I see you.

Are you a chef? Because you've got me feeling hotter than an oven at a cooking competition!

If beauty was a goal, you'd be a hat trick. Math may not add up, but we do.

"Do you play soccer? Because every time I see you, my heart does a little kick-off!"

"Just like soccer, my goal is to win your heart, but can we start with sharing a pizza?"

Hey soccer stud, you're hotter than the game-winning goal. Let's score together in a different way tonight.

"Are you a soccer ball? Because every kick of your love sends my heart flying across the field."

"I play the field, but it looks like I've just found my most beautiful goal to pursue."

"Are you a soccer ball? Because every time I see you, my heart takes a perfect shot!"

Are you a video game? Because I can't stop playing with you, scoring goals in my heart.

"Do you play soccer? Because you've just kicked me right into the friend zone… but I’ll keep dribbling!"

You must be a math equation, because you've got me solving for 'X' in my heart.

Are you a soccer ball? Because every time I see you, I just want to kick it.

Did you score a goal? Because you just scored one in my heart.

"Do you play soccer? Because you've just scored a goal in my heart—and I'm not even trying to defend!"

"Are you a soccer ball? Because every time I see your beauty, I just can't help but score."

Is your boyfriend an Arsenal supporter? Because you're the real MVP in this game of love!

"You're short, beautiful and curvy - like the perfect trophy I'd always want to win in every soccer match."

Are you a soccer goal? Because I'm ready to kick it with you all night long!

Are you a soccer field? Because with you, I feel like I'm ready to score like Eden Hazard!

"Like a soccer player, I might fumble at times but it's you that I'm always aiming for!"

You must be a pro at handling balls, because I can't resist the thought of you in bed.

"Do you play soccer? Because I can't seem to keep my goals away from you."

"Children already? How about we start with a cup of coffee before planning our family soccer team?"

Are you a soccer player? Because you've got me head over heels with that hot 6-pack.

If beauty were a trigonometry problem, you'd be the only solution I'd want to solve all night.

"Can I be your soccer ball? Because every time you kick a goal, my heart skips a beat."

"Are you a soccer ball? Because I can't stop kicking goals when I'm with you."

Your footwork on the field is impressive, but your smile off the field is truly captivating.

Are you a soccer player? Because you just scored a goal in my heart.

Are you a goalpost? Because I can't seem to score without hitting on you first.

"Are you a soccer ball? Because I can't help but chase after you."

"Are you a soccer goal? Because I can't help but score when my eyes meet your beautiful curves."

If kisses were numbers, I'd be counting on you to solve my equations all day.

How about we cook up something special together? Just like Arsenal, we'll make magic happen in the kitchen.

"Are you a soccer player? Because you're hot enough to score in my bed tonight."

Are you a soccer field? Because I'm getting lost in your goal box.

"Are you a soccer field? Because I can't stop scoring when I'm around you."

You must be a soccer player because you've scored a goal with me.

Do you play defense? Because I'm feeling the need to score a goal - your heart!

If beauty was a goal, you'd score every time. Your blonde hair shines brighter than any star.

"Are we playing soccer? Because I can't help but try to score when I see your dazzling smile."

"If you were a soccer player, you’d definitely be the star of my team—because you’ve already scored a place in my heart!"

Are you a soccer goal? Because I just can't stop scoring with you.

"Are you a soccer ball? Cause every time I see you, my heart does a flip and I want to kick-off a conversation."

"Are you a soccer ball? Because I'd travel the world just to get kicked by you."

"Our love is like soccer and sushi mixed together, unexpectedly delightful and irresistibly exciting."

"Can I follow you home? Cause my coach always told me to follow my goals!"