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Top 50 Soccer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Soccer pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. So you watch soccer?

    Because you'll never walk alone

  2. If I buy a soccer ball darling, will you kick it with me?

  3. Are you Messi?

    Because your touch is priceless.

  4. Call me Lionel Messi because I’m going to dribble all over your back line.

  5. Call me Totti.

    Because I’ll be loyal to you.

  6. Are you Barça?

    Cause you always have possession of my heart.

  7. Is your name Heskey?

    Because I would love to take you out for Emile.

  8. Is your name Lionel?

    Because you made my pants Messi.

  9. You must be worthy darling, ‘because you can totally lift my hammer.

  10. Are you related to David Beckham?

    Because you got those curves!

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Is your name Vincent?

Because I could do with your Kompany.

You don’t deserve to be kicked around like this.

Is your last name Di Maria?

Because you're an angel.

Call me Coutinho.

Because I’m great in the hole.

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Hi, Alba outside at 8 to Pique you up and sing you a Song and later on maybe Puyol pants down and we’ll get Messi.

Hey big guy!

You have nice balls.

Are you David Beckham?

Because those looks are legendary.

Are you Casillas?

Because you look like a keeper.

Are you Sergio Ramos?

Because you're out of this world.

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Are you Andrea Pirlo?

Because you're a work of art.

Do you play for West Brom?

Because Albion top of you tonight.

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Are you Godin?

Because you look like you're about to score.

Are you Sergio Ramos penalty kick?

Cause you're out of this world.

Stop, drop, and roll, darling. You are on fire...

Are you Arsenal?

Cause you make me anna shoot my gun.

Are you Barça or Dortmund

Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.

Are you Fernando Torres?

Because I miss the old you.

Are you Ibrahimovic?

Because I think I nose you.

I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.

Missing you is like soccer without a ball.

Let’s play soccer.

You can be the goalie and I’ll try to score with my Jabulani balls!

Are you David Beckham?

Why would you bend over for you.