Top 50 Soccer Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Soccer pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Soccer conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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So you watch soccer?
Because you'll never walk alone
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If I buy a soccer ball darling, will you kick it with me?
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Call me Lionel Messi because I’m going to dribble all over your back line.
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Are you Messi?
Because your touch is priceless.
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Call me Totti.
Because I’ll be loyal to you.
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Are you Barça?
Cause you always have possession of my heart.
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Is your name Heskey?
Because I would love to take you out for Emile.
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Is your name Lionel?
Because you made my pants Messi.
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You must be worthy darling, ‘because you can totally lift my hammer.
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Are you related to David Beckham?
Because you got those curves!
Funny soccer pickup lines
Is your name Vincent?
Because I could do with your Kompany.
You don’t deserve to be kicked around like this.
Is your last name Di Maria?
Because you're an angel.
Call me Coutinho.
Because I’m great in the hole.
Hi, Alba outside at 8 to Pique you up and sing you a Song and later on maybe Puyol pants down and we’ll get Messi.
Are you David Beckham?
Because those looks are legendary.
Are you Casillas?
Because you look like a keeper.
Are you Sergio Ramos?
Because you're out of this world.
Football pick up lines
Are you Andrea Pirlo?
Because you're a work of art.
Do you play for West Brom?
Because Albion top of you tonight.
Call me Huntelaar.
Because I’m Klaas.
Are you Sergio Ramos penalty kick?
Cause you're out of this world.
Stop, drop, and roll, darling. You are on fire...
Are you Barça or Dortmund
Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.
Are you Arsenal?
Cause you make me anna shoot my gun.
Are you Fernando Torres?
Because I miss the old you.
Are you Ibrahimovic?
Because I think I nose you.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Missing you is like soccer without a ball.
Are you David Beckham?
Why would you bend over for you.
Are you Neymar? Cause I'm trippin' and fallin' for you.
Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.