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Top 29 Nfl Football Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Nfl Football chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.

  2. Can you check to see if my balls are properly inflated?

  3. Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.

  4. Don't call an offsides, I just wanted to ask you out!

  5. Girl, you don't have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.

  6. Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.

  7. Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?

  8. Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?

  9. This game is about ball control baby.

  10. Everything that he's able to do with his awesome.

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Funny nfl football pickup lines

Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.

Scoring with you would be like making a 84yd touchdown off of a pass interception.

I want to pick you up from free agency.

Can I show you my Danny Woodhead.

You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.

I'm not trying to impress you but.... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.

I'd love to infract your neutral zone.

Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.

Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.

Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.

You. Me. Pistol Formation.

If you are a NFL player, you will be my Morten Andersen.

Everyday with you is like NFL season – I wish it never end.

Are you NFL season? Because I can't wait for you to come back every year.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless. Just like every single time the Cincinnati Bengals are in the NFL Playoffs with Andy Dalton under center.

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. I just wanted to know if you enjoy playing Madden NFL 25 on Playstation 4 because if so, we could be teammates.

If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I'd have a whole galaxy in the palm of my hand. It's like locking Ray Lewis in a room with every quarterback of the NFL after having missed lunch due to practice.

I'm the best at sex with girls in the whole NFL.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? You know, speaking of smiles, they say Chris Johnson has the best one in the NFL!