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Top 50 American Football Pick Up lines

Are you watching American Football or playing with your loved one? Does your boyfriend or girlfriend love American football? Use these funny and cheesy pick up lines about American football to help you break the ice. These football pick up lines consist of different types including NCAA Football, NFL Football, and more!

  1. At Wide Receiver: Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you.

  2. At Quarterback: Does he have a shovel in his back pocket cause I'm digging that ass.

  3. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, everything in the room became beautiful. It's like every single time Peyton Manning throws for a touchdown pass against the New England Patriots!

  4. Hey…. You would be an EXCELLENT American football player…….

    You would make a good TIGHT END.

  5. At Tight End: I think he's suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

  6. I've proven to a lot of people that size doesn't matter. Tonight it's your turn.

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I specialize in scoring screamers.

At Wide Receiver: Is his name Google, cause he's got everything I'm searching for.

I would definitely like to kick off something new with you.

At Running Back: Call me an archaeologist. Because he's got a large bone I want to examine.

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At Running Back: Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I'm lovin it.

Baby, I always go to extra time. 

Can I get your jersey? (What?) You know your name and number.

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Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? You know, speaking of smiles, they say Chris Johnson has the best one in the NFL!

Do you have a map? I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes. You know, the kind of look Eli Manning has on the field after an interception?

Do you have any raisins? If not, how about a date? We could enjoy a great Monday Night Football game together if you'd like.

Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.

Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?

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Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air? I could show you since you know, Cam Newton isn't the only Superman in town!

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Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? I wanted to talk about your favorite stadium, mine being Lambeau Field.

Hey, do you have an iPhone? My friends told me to FaceTime them if I ever saw an angel. Are you sure your aren't a cheerleader either?

I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!

I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

I specialise in scoring screamers.

I think you're a keeper. 

I want to ride you until your legs give out.

I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

I'd like to get inside your penalty box.

I'm doing a survey. What's your name, your number, and are you free this Sunday? I was hoping we could see yet another Tom Brady game-winning drive!

I'm going to go for two after I score.

How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?

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I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.

I'm sending you off for improper conduct. 

I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.

I've proven to a lot of peole that size doesn't matter. Tonight it's your turn.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together since we'd make quite the dynamic duo. I envision we'd be great together, just like Joe Montana and Jerry Rice!

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have nothing but five whole cents. Don't you think Adrian Peterson is the best running back playing today?

If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I'd have a whole galaxy in the palm of my hand. It's like locking Ray Lewis in a room with every quarterback of the NFL after having missed lunch due to practice.

If you were a pair of Nike sneakers id be in and outta you all day.

Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. I just wanted to know if you enjoy playing Madden NFL 25 on Playstation 4 because if so, we could be teammates.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless. Just like every single time the Cincinnati Bengals are in the NFL Playoffs with Andy Dalton under center.

Okay, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it. Kind of like the reaction to a Tony Romo interception to end any and all playoff hopes for the Cowboys.

Not red, not yellow, you're my wild card.

I'm the best at kiss with girls in the whole NFL.

Something is wrong with my cell phone because you're not in it. If I can get your number, we could talk about how many touchdown passes you think Drew Brees will throw for this upcoming season.

Smooth and dirty American Football pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy American Football conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth American Football phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.