50 American Football Pick Up lines

At Wide Receiver: Is his name Google, cause he's got everything I'm searching for.

I would definitely like to kick off something new with you.

I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.

Are you an eligible receiver... of my phone number?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I know I see! So how about we talk about what kind of season Jake Locker will have this year with the Titans?

At Kicker: Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn't been in his pants.

I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.

At Running Back: Call me an archaeologist. Because he's got a large bone I want to examine.

At Running Back: Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I'm lovin it.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? You know, speaking of smiles, they say Chris Johnson has the best one in the NFL!

Do you have a map? I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes. You know, the kind of look Eli Manning has on the field after an interception?

Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.

Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?

Don't worry, handballs are allowed on my pitch. 

Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air? I could show you since you know, Cam Newton isn't the only Superman in town!

Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? I wanted to talk about your favorite stadium, mine being Lambeau Field.

I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!

I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

I specialise in scoring screamers.

I think you're a keeper. 

I want to ride you until your legs give out.

I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

I'd like to get inside your penalty box.

I'm doing a survey. What's your name, your number, and are you free this Sunday? I was hoping we could see yet another Tom Brady game-winning drive!

I'm sending you off for improper conduct. 

I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.

I've proven to a lot of peole that size doesn't matter. Tonight it's your turn.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have nothing but five whole cents. Don't you think Adrian Peterson is the best running back playing today?

If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I'd have a whole galaxy in the palm of my hand. It's like locking Ray Lewis in a room with every quarterback of the NFL after having missed lunch due to practice.

If you were a pair of Nike sneakers id be in and outta you all day.

Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. I just wanted to know if you enjoy playing Madden NFL 25 on Playstation 4 because if so, we could be teammates.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless. Just like every single time the Cincinnati Bengals are in the NFL Playoffs with Andy Dalton under center.

Okay, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it. Kind of like the reaction to a Tony Romo interception to end any and all playoff hopes for the Cowboys.

Not red, not yellow, you're my wild card.

I'm the best at kiss with girls in the whole NFL.

Something is wrong with my cell phone because you're not in it. If I can get your number, we could talk about how many touchdown passes you think Drew Brees will throw for this upcoming season.