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Top 50 American Football Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of American Football chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Do you want to experience the Hand of God? 

  2. You'll be the quickest hat-trick I've scored. 

  3. Are you an eligible receiver... of my phone number?

  4. Do you know what the 49ers and I have in common? Good D

  5. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, everything in the room became beautiful. It's like every single time Peyton Manning throws for a touchdown pass against the New England Patriots!

  6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I know I see! So how about we talk about what kind of season Jake Locker will have this year with the Titans?

  7. Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?

  8. At Kicker: Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn't been in his pants.

  9. At Quarterback: Does he have a shovel in his back pocket cause I'm digging that ass.

  10. At Running Back: Call me an archaeologist. Because he's got a large bone I want to examine.

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At Running Back: If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn't have to let him go.

At Running Back: Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I'm lovin it.

At Wide Receiver: Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you.

Baby, I always go to extra time. 

Can I get your jersey? (What?) You know your name and number.

Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? You know, speaking of smiles, they say Chris Johnson has the best one in the NFL!

Do you have a map? I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes. You know, the kind of look Eli Manning has on the field after an interception?

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams. Think about the incredible conversations we could have about whether or not Peyton Manning is the greatest quarterback of all time!

Do you have any raisins? If not, how about a date? We could enjoy a great Monday Night Football game together if you'd like.

Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.

Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?

Don't worry, handballs are allowed on my pitch. 

Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air? I could show you since you know, Cam Newton isn't the only Superman in town!

Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? I wanted to talk about your favorite stadium, mine being Lambeau Field.

Hey, do you have an iPhone? My friends told me to FaceTime them if I ever saw an angel. Are you sure your aren't a cheerleader either?

How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?

I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!

I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

I specialise in scoring screamers.

I think you're a keeper. 

I want to ride you until your legs give out.

I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

I'd like to get inside your penalty box.

I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.