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Top 50 American Football Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty American Football pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy American Football conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey…. You would be an EXCELLENT American football player…….

    You would make a good TIGHT END.

  2. At Tight End: I think he's suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

  3. I've proven to a lot of people that size doesn't matter. Tonight it's your turn.

  4. I specialize in scoring screamers.

  5. At Wide Receiver: Is his name Google, cause he's got everything I'm searching for.

  6. I would definitely like to kick off something new with you.

  7. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I know I see! So how about we talk about what kind of season Jake Locker will have this year with the Titans?

  8. Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?

  9. At Kicker: Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn't been in his pants.

  10. At Running Back: Call me an archaeologist. Because he's got a large bone I want to examine.

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At Running Back: If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn't have to let him go.

At Running Back: Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I'm lovin it.

Baby, I always go to extra time. 

Can I get your jersey? (What?) You know your name and number.

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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? You know, speaking of smiles, they say Chris Johnson has the best one in the NFL!

Do you have a map? I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes. You know, the kind of look Eli Manning has on the field after an interception?

Do you have any raisins? If not, how about a date? We could enjoy a great Monday Night Football game together if you'd like.

Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.

Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?

Don't worry, handballs are allowed on my pitch. 

Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air? I could show you since you know, Cam Newton isn't the only Superman in town!

Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? I wanted to talk about your favorite stadium, mine being Lambeau Field.

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I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!

I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

I specialise in scoring screamers.

I think you're a keeper. 

I want to ride you until your legs give out.

I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

I'd like to get inside your penalty box.

I'm doing a survey. What's your name, your number, and are you free this Sunday? I was hoping we could see yet another Tom Brady game-winning drive!

I'm going to go for two after I score.

How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?

I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.