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Top 13 Clever Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Clever pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Clever conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Looking for suggestions for my husband

    Every day when he gets off work, my husband calls me and on his drive home, he vents about his workday. To break the tension, I started answering the phone with a corny or sexy pickup line, and he loves it. I’ve been doing this daily for about ten months now, and I’m running low on material.

    Any suggestions for clever, cute, sexy, punny, original pickup lines I can use on him?

  2. Are you Scrabble? Because I would love to look at you all day long to come up with clever pick up lines.

  3. Roses are red, Foxes are clever. I like your butt, Let me touch it forever. (Yugioh)

  4. Clever way to get her phone number

    Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
    Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
    Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
    Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

  5. Need clever response

    She messaged me and said "You're so adorable give me directions to your heart."

    Hit me with your best response's

  6. Are you a raptor?

    Cause you look like a clever girl

  7. Need a good response

    A girl messaged me on a dating app saying "Do you have a pickaxe I can borrow? I need something to break the ice."

    I need a clever response to show I'm interested and I've got no game. Anyone got a good response?

  8. Pickup line for a girl named crystal?

    Need a good pickup line for the girl that's named crystal. Something clever that will make her laugh.

  9. (Request) A pickup line that involves a major event in the 1970s

    It can be any major event I'm just not clever enough to come up with anything

  10. Need a pickup line for Julianna

    Really cute girl I found and I want to give her a pun based on her name that both clever and funny


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Maxine

Not as hard as some others but I need a clean, clever line. Thanks in advance.

The gophers around here are quite clever and have found ingenious places to hide. Do you mind if I check for one in your tunnels?