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110 Funny Pick Up lines And Rizz

Use funny pick-up lines to help you break the ice. These funny pick-up lines are clean dirty. They feature common themes such as nature, food, and body parts. You may also be interested in our dirty pick-up lines.

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A good Funny pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I heard you like funny guys...

    Not to brag, but all the girls I take to my room end up laughing

  2. Hey girl, are you a bank loan?

    Because you've got my interest.

  3. Girl are you fat?

    'cause i think i'm attracted to you

    you see it's funny because everything with mass applies a gravitational field towards everything around them. fat people typically have a higher mass, resulting in their gravitational pull having more energy and being stronger than the force from my own body. as there is an imbalance in force, the thing with the smaller mass is pulled into motion and attracted to the thing with a higher mass.

  4. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room!

  5. I can’t lie to anyone. I’m so transparent Stevie Wonder can see through me.

  6. I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

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What is a good Funny pickup line?

Here are 110 funny pick up lines for her and flirty funny rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your funny rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny funny pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty funny joke for a great chat response.

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about funny are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,

I would have a galaxy.

I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.

Do you work for the FBI?

Because I find you funny, beautiful and Intelligent.

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If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?

Do you like bagels?

Cuz you’re bae goals.

I have a dirty weekend planned.

Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

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Guys i need some help!!

Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something s**..., eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop.

Do you like Nintendo?

Cause Wii would look good together.

Would you like to see my boa constrictor?


If you were a legal document, you'd be a motion to dismiss my loneliness.

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Working Funny tinder opener

What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?

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Try using funny and charming Funny conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

Are you a triangle?

Because you'd be acute one.

You may love my funny bone. But you will love my b**... even more.

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling I should take you out.

Are you butterflies? Because after eating you my stomach feels funny.

So roosters are also called c**...? That’s funny.

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

I can tell you have a good sense of humor

Because it’s funny you think make-up could make you look better than you already do.

“Life’s a joke.”

“Well if it is, it’s only funny around you.”


How to Respond to a Spotify Pick Up Line: Funny because I do not see you on the list neither.

Hey girl. Are you a Luigi mansion because I am so lost in you.

IDK, I think it is funny,

Do you beIt’s funny to the point that was hot cheerleader, and I was a blundering geek since now WILL YOU MARRY ME?

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"Do you like Itachi as much as I like you? Because your beauty is rarer than his Mangekyou Sharingan!"

"Are you a piñata? Because I'm falling hard for you, but don't worry, I'll only break the ice, not your heart."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for with a smile that lights up my world."

"Your smile is like the evening sun, darling. Beautiful, radiant and melting my heart with every shade of humor."

"Are you a chair? Because every time you walk by, I'm floored by how well you support my sitting jokes."

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Or should I tell another one?"

"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because just like a dessert, you're sugary, sweet, and divine."

"Is your name Ber? Because I've got a funny crush, and it's getting 'berry' hard to conceal."


"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a band-aid for your sports medicine career?"

"Watching those cat videos may be cute, but they've got nothing on your charm and beauty."

"Are you a race? Because when I see you, even Mr. Speed finishes in 2 minutes."

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"If you like ranch that much, should I be funny or just dress up as a bottle to win your heart?"

"Are you a good book? Because this introvert finds your chapters intriguing, and I'm smiling even when I cry."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again...in slow motion, with theme music?"

"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."

"Do you run a speed dating service? Because with you, it only took me two minutes to fall head over heels."

"Do you have a map? Because every time I look into your eyes, I get lost in your sense of humor."

"Is your driving license suspended for driving all my thoughts crazy with your irresistible humor?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost... in your seriously entertaining laugh."

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, leaving only laughter and love."


"Well, in that case, let's be enemies. That should keep things interesting!"

"Do you have a map? I just got lost in your laugh and those dazzling eyes."

"If you think those fails are funny, wait till you see my attempts at not falling for your smile."

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These flirty Funny pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Being hot is one thing, but being funny too? Guess we should share some laughs on a date."

"Did you just comment 'notice me'? Because my heart just did a whole TikTok dance to that tune!"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your freckle constellation."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your freckles, and your blue eyes are my only compass."

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Or should I keep making funny rizz till you fall for me?"

"Sorry if my humor didn't hit the mark. You're too special, I'd hate to disappoint you with my cheesy jokes again."

"Am I not funny enough? Because every time I open a joke book, it's always asking for my autograph!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and my heart rate accelerates."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your sense of humor."


"Are you a piñata? Because every time I see you, my heart bursts with colorful feelings."

"Humor always brightens up my day. Good to know we share that! What other surprising quirks should I be prepared for?"

"Are you a sports medicine book? Because whenever I see you, my heart rate accelerates to training zone!"

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"Girl, if you were a chicken wing, I'd be your ranch dip - endlessly amusing, and always ready to spice things up!"

"Oh, I'm sorry if that missed the mark. Let's move onto something more interesting: your smile, it must be a crime to be that captivating."

"Are you a dragon? Because after seeing your tattoos, my heart is on fire and only a nurse can treat it."

"Is your ass a library book? Because I can't stop checking it out, but I promise I'll return it on time."

"Are you a Jedi? Because when I look at your smile, I forget everything about the sand...and I hate sand."

"Are you a Jedi? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else in the room becomes a Wookiee."

"Are we in a race? Because with just one look from you, I'm already reaching the finish line."

"Are you a stand-up comedian? Because every time I see you, I get this funny feeling inside."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart's feeling funny, it must be the 'booboo' within you."


"Is that a leopard print coat or are you just happy to see me? Because I'm wild about you."

"Are you a YouTube algorithm? Because I can't help but keep clicking on you, Khushi!"

"I must be a ranch packet, because I'm falling for your flavor of laughter and craving to spice up your life."

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Funny love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Funny chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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