If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,

I would have a galaxy.

I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.

Do you work for the FBI?

Because I find you funny, beautiful and Intelligent.

If I had a dollar every time I thought of you, I'd have a high tax bracket.

Do you like bagels?

Cuz you’re bae goals.

We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

Do you like Nintendo?

Cause Wii would look good together.

I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop.

If you were a legal document, you'd be a motion to dismiss my loneliness.

Is your name Sharpie? Because you’re making a lasting impression on me.

What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?

Are you a triangle?

Because you'd be acute one.

You may love my funny bone. But you will love my b**... even more.

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling I should take you out.

Are you butterflies? Because after eating you my stomach feels funny.

So roosters are also called c**...? That’s funny.

I can tell you have a good sense of humor

Because it’s funny you think make-up could make you look better than you already do.

“Life’s a joke.”

“Well if it is, it’s only funny around you.”

Hey girl. Are you a Luigi mansion because I am so lost in you.

IDK, I think it is funny,

Do you beIt’s funny to the point that was hot cheerleader, and I was a blundering geek since now WILL YOU MARRY ME?

"Are you a chair? Because every time you walk by, I'm floored by how well you support my sitting jokes."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your beautiful smile and captivating personality!"

"Are you a race? Because when I see you, even Mr. Speed finishes in 2 minutes."

"Are you a good book? Because this introvert finds your chapters intriguing, and I'm smiling even when I cry."

"Your smile is like the evening sun, darling. Beautiful, radiant and melting my heart with every shade of humor."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed funny!

"Do you have a map? Because every time I look into your eyes, I get lost in your sense of humor."

"Being hot is one thing, but being funny too? Guess we should share some laughs on a date."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because just like a dessert, you're sugary, sweet, and divine."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again...in slow motion, with theme music?"

"Are you a piñata? Because I'm falling hard for you, but don't worry, I'll only break the ice, not your heart."

Your height is divine, your humor so sweet, a date with you would be a wonderful treat.

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Or should I tell another one?"

"Did you just comment 'notice me'? Because my heart just did a whole TikTok dance to that tune!"

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, leaving only laughter and love."

"Am I not funny enough? Because every time I open a joke book, it's always asking for my autograph!"

"Do you have a map? I just got lost in your laugh and those dazzling eyes."

"Are you a stand-up comedian? Because every moment with you has me laughing and wanting more."

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Or should I keep making funny rizz till you fall for me?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your freckle constellation."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost... in your seriously entertaining laugh."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a band-aid for your sports medicine career?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Abracadabra, it’s love!"

"Is your driving license suspended for driving all my thoughts crazy with your irresistible humor?"

"Well, in that case, let's be enemies. That should keep things interesting!"

"Is your name Ber? Because I've got a funny crush, and it's getting 'berry' hard to conceal."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your freckles, and your blue eyes are my only compass."

"Sorry if my humor didn't hit the mark. You're too special, I'd hate to disappoint you with my cheesy jokes again."

"Do you run a speed dating service? Because with you, it only took me two minutes to fall head over heels."

"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"

"Do you like Itachi as much as I like you? Because your beauty is rarer than his Mangekyou Sharingan!"

"If you think those fails are funny, wait till you see my attempts at not falling for your smile."

"Watching those cat videos may be cute, but they've got nothing on your charm and beauty."

"If you like ranch that much, should I be funny or just dress up as a bottle to win your heart?"

"Just like my favorite joke, your smile brightens up my day and your beauty leaves me speechless."

"Excuse me, but your laughter is contagious; mind if I catch some of that joy over coffee?"

"Is your smile made of sunshine? Because it just brightened my world and tickled my funny bone!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, and I'm spellbound by your beauty."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I send you another invitation letter?"

"Are you a football? Because I’d love to kick it with you, especially in perfect pairs!"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your sense of humor."

"A laugh like a melody, on the court you stand tall, in the game of my heart, girl, you've won it all."

"Are you a piñata? Because every time I see you, my heart bursts with colorful feelings."

"Are you a sports medicine book? Because whenever I see you, my heart rate accelerates to training zone!"

"Is your ass a library book? Because I can't stop checking it out, but I promise I'll return it on time."

"Watching people break things might be funny, but the only thing I'm risking breaking is the ice between us."

"Humor always brightens up my day. Good to know we share that! What other surprising quirks should I be prepared for?"

"Are you into speed dating? Because seeing you makes my heart race at 60 beats per 2 minutes!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, with a beautiful charm that's unmatched."

"Are you a Jedi? Because when I look at your smile, I forget everything about the sand...and I hate sand."

"I might not be a bot, but I can still make you smile. How about a hotdog and some captivating stories?"

"Are you a Jedi? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else in the room becomes a Wookiee."

"Girl, if you were a chicken wing, I'd be your ranch dip - endlessly amusing, and always ready to spice things up!"

"Are you a stand-up comedian? Because every time I see you, I get this funny feeling inside."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and my heart rate accelerates."

"Is that a leopard print coat or are you just happy to see me? Because I'm wild about you."

"Did my TikTok glitch or did you just comment 'notice me' twice because girl, I'm seeing double."

"Funny how they say love is sweet, yet here you are, wanting to turn my rooster into a donut tower!"

Are you a villain, because you've got me feeling like Batman - ready to save the day!

Haha, I get what you mean! Well, let's make our own inside jokes that will always keep us laughing together.

You light up the room with your fun and cool vibe, I'm drawn to you like a moth to a fire.

"Oh, you don't like making friends? Perfect! I was hoping we could skip straight to arch-nemeses!"

"Oh, I'm sorry if that missed the mark. Let's move onto something more interesting: your smile, it must be a crime to be that captivating."

Haha, striking a pose, are we? I'll have to up my game next time we chat! Maybe a funny face challenge?

"Are you a race? Because every time I look at you, even the most 'speedy' men finish in record time."

"Are you made of sugar? Because you are definitely the sweetest thing I've ever laid eyes on."

"Well, aren't you intriguing? Balancing between witty Deadpool and intense American Psycho, impressive!"

"Are we in a race? Because with just one look from you, I'm already reaching the finish line."

"Are you a dragon? Because after seeing your tattoos, my heart is on fire and only a nurse can treat it."

Haha, well, I'll have to save the really funny stuff for when we meet in person. Looking forward to making you laugh for real.

"Do you like ranch? Because I'm ready to mix up some fun and add a little spice to your life."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, wrapped in a beautiful shade of ebony."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your talent-filled, laughter-inducing, beautiful blue eyes!"

"Are you a magician? Because every moment with you feels like pure enchantment, and I can't look away."

"Your beauty is the punchline that always leaves me breathless, isn't laughter the best kind of attraction?"

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with this ridiculous hat again?

"Young Sheldon, huh? Smart and funny - just like you. I'm more of a 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' guy, myself."

"Are you a stand-up comic? Because your beauty and wit have me falling down in laughter."

Hey, whats your birthday?

Her : oh its Aug 15th.
Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!

"Are you a joke book? Because every time I look at you, I smile and my heart laughs out loud."

"Oh, a man with diverse tastes! I can handle some Ryan Reynolds humor and Christian Bale intensity."

That's kind of you to say. My closest friends describe me as the reliable, funny one, while my family sees me as the "adventurous thinker".

"Are you a racecar? Because I've been known to make things go from 0 to 'speedy' in less than 2 minutes."

Haha, well get ready for more laughs 'cause I bring the comedy! 😄 Let's make each other laugh non-stop!

Are you a Swedish fish? Because you're swimming in my thoughts...or maybe that's just the shots talking.

"We're so talented, we can make people believe we're the next dynamic duo - Beauty, Brains, and Blue Eyes."

"If I were to describe myself, I'd say I'm a tall, smart stallion with a heart that cares deeply, just like you."

Do you believe in love at first tickle? Because I think I just felt butterflies in my funny bone.

"Is your name Aaron? Because you just knocked it out of the park with that smile!"

"Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your laughter."

"I was going to play hard to get, but then I realized life's too short for games. Dinner tomorrow?"

"Are you a stopwatch? Because whenever I see you, even 'speedy' rounds seem to end in two minutes."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything that makes me smile, even the ridiculous autocomplete suggestions."

"Do you like your jokes like you love your ranch? Because I got a whole lot of smooth and creamy humor for you."

"Are you a magician? Your smile makes every other thing disappear, and it's hilariously magical!"

"Wow, you're really funny! Do you moonlight as a stand-up comedian or is making people laugh just a hobby?"

"Are you a bottle of Fiji Gold? Because I can't stop myself from being drawn to your refreshing island charm."

"Well, that makes us a perfect pair. You can be the cool, mysterious one, and I'll be the social butterfly!"

"Did you just have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because looking at you, I feel magically charmed!"

"I may not have god-like powers, but I can make you feel like royalty in this moment."

Totally agree! Let's create our own unique language of laughter and fun that's just between us. 🌟

Haha, I must say, your sense of humor is quite impressive! It's refreshing to chat with someone as funny as you.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears...into laughter from my jokes!"

"Hey Khushi, is your heart as captivating as your YouTube channel, because I find myself helplessly subscribed to both."

Are you a wave? Because you make me want to ride along and never look back.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, wrapped in a perfect smile."

"Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw, when I saw your gorgeous laugh."

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine since I'm the funniest joke around?

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes - just like grandpa in the supermarket.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you...in the frozen foods section.

"Are you a baseball? Because I’d love to catch you any day, Aaron!"