Top 50 Funny Pick Up lines

Use funny pick-up lines to help you break the ice. These funny pick-up lines are clean dirty. They feature common themes such as nature, food, and body parts. You may also be interested in our dirty pick-up lines.

I heard you like funny guys...

Not to brag, but all the girls I take to my room end up laughing
Hey girl, are you a bank loan?

Because you've got my interest.
Girl are you fat?

'cause i think i'm attracted to you

you see it's funny because everything with mass applies a gravitational field towards everything around them. fat people typically have a higher mass, resulting in their gravitational pull having more energy and being stronger than the force from my own body. as there is an imbalance in force, the thing with the smaller mass is pulled into motion and attracted to the thing with a higher mass.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room!
I can’t lie to anyone. I’m so transparent Stevie Wonder can see through me.
I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

Working short funny pickup lines to impress a girl

I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,

I would have a galaxy.

I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.

Do you work for the FBI?

Because I find you funny, beautiful and Intelligent.

If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?

Do you like bagels?

Cuz you’re bae goals.

I have a dirty weekend planned.

Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

funny Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Guys i need some help!!

Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something s**..., eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop.

Do you like Nintendo?

Cause Wii would look good together.

We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

Would you like to see my boa constrictor?

Is your name Sharpie? Because you’re making a lasting impression on me.

Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

funny Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Are you a triangle?

Because you'd be acute one.

You may love my funny bone. But you will love my b**... even more.

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling I should take you out.

Are you butterflies? Because after eating you my stomach feels funny.

So roosters are also called cocks? That’s funny.

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

I can tell you have a good sense of humor

Because it’s funny you think make-up could make you look better than you already do.

“Life’s a joke.”

“Well if it is, it’s only funny around you.”

How to Respond to a Spotify Pick Up Line: Funny because I do not see you on the list neither.

Hey girl. Are you a Luigi mansion because I am so lost in you.

IDK, I think it is funny,

Do you beIt’s funny to the point that was hot cheerleader, and I was a blundering geek since now WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Hey, whats your birthday?

Her : oh its Aug 15th.
Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!

funny Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!

Don’t mind me; people think that I’m a clown. Just watch out for these large shoes and the big horn in my pocket.

Does this smell funny

*hold out handkerchief with chloroform

A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J – JOKING

The funny thing about my apartment...

Is that there's only one chair and it's my face.

I heard if you pee on a jelly fish sting it relieves some of the pain.
Anyways so funny story this jelly fish stung me on the mouth...

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

Have i seen you somewhere before? funny, you just look a lot like my future bf

Could I treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 6 inches, make you walk funny and leave a mushy mess afterwards

Can I park my rocket in your space station?

So what do you do for a living besides making all men excited and warm all over?

Hey I heard you like Funny Guys

In Fact my entire life is a joke

I want to share you

Dam girl are you a funny meme cause i want to share you with the boys!

Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened? It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate. (John Connor)

Hey are you [Name]?

It's funny I'm usually bad with names but you're hard to forget.

Using smooth Funny phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Funny conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Funny phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Funny lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.