Top 50 Funny Pick Up lines
Use funny pick-up lines to help you break the ice. These funny pick-up lines are clean dirty. They feature common themes such as nature, food, and body parts. You may also be interested in our dirty pick-up lines.
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I heard you like funny guys...
Not to brag, but all the girls I take to my room end up laughing
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Hey girl, are you a bank loan?
Because you've got my interest.
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Girl are you fat?
'cause i think i'm attracted to you
you see it's funny because everything with mass applies a gravitational field towards everything around them. fat people typically have a higher mass, resulting in their gravitational pull having more energy and being stronger than the force from my own body. as there is an imbalance in force, the thing with the smaller mass is pulled into motion and attracted to the thing with a higher mass. -
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room!
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I can’t lie to anyone. I’m so transparent Stevie Wonder can see through me.
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I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.
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I have a small winky, but a big bank account.
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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,
I would have a galaxy.
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I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.
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Do you work for the FBI?
Because I find you funny, beautiful and Intelligent.
Working funny pickup lines
If I had a dollar every time I thought of you, I'd have a high tax bracket.
If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?
Do you like bagels?
Cuz you’re bae goals.
I have a dirty weekend planned.
Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop.
We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.
Do you like Nintendo?
Cause Wii would look good together.
Would you like to see my boa constrictor?
Is your name Sharpie? Because you’re making a lasting impression on me.
What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?
Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.
What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.
Are you a triangle?
Because you'd be acute one.
Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling I should take you out.
Are you butterflies? Because after eating you my stomach feels funny.
So roosters are also called cocks? That’s funny.
This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.
I can tell you have a good sense of humor
Because it’s funny you think make-up could make you look better than you already do.
“Life’s a joke.”
“Well if it is, it’s only funny around you.”
How to Respond to a Spotify Pick Up Line: Funny because I do not see you on the list neither.
Hey girl. Are you a Luigi mansion because I am so lost in you.
IDK, I think it is funny,
Do you beIt’s funny to the point that was hot cheerleader, and I was a blundering geek since now WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Hey, whats your birthday?
Her : oh its Aug 15th.
Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
