Top 50 Funny Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Funny pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Funny conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

I heard you like funny guys...

Not to brag, but all the girls I take to my room end up laughing
Hey girl, are you a bank loan?

Because you've got my interest.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room!
I can’t lie to anyone. I’m so transparent Stevie Wonder can see through me.
I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.
I have a small winky, but a big bank account.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,

I would have a galaxy.
I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.
If I had a dollar every time I thought of you, I'd have a high tax bracket.
If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?

Funny funny pickup lines

Do you like bagels?

Cuz you’re bae goals.

I have a dirty weekend planned.

Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop.

Would you like to see my boa constrictor?

Is your name Sharpie? Because you’re making a lasting impression on me.

What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?

Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

Are you a triangle?

Because you'd be acute one.

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling I should take you out.

I can tell you have a good sense of humor

Because it’s funny you think make-up could make you look better than you already do.

“Life’s a joke.”

“Well if it is, it’s only funny around you.”

Hey, whats your birthday?

Her : oh its Aug 15th.
Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!

Don’t mind me; people think that I’m a clown. Just watch out for these large shoes and the big horn in my pocket.

Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!

Does this smell funny

*hold out handkerchief with chloroform

A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J – JOKING

I heard if you pee on a jelly fish sting it relieves some of the pain.

Anyways so funny story this jelly fish stung me on the mouth...

The funny thing about my apartment...

Is that there's only one chair and it's my face.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

Could I treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 6 inches, make you walk funny and leave a mushy mess afterwards

Can I park my rocket in your space station?