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Top 37 Weird Pick Up lines

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  1. Weird how your profile keeps popping up when i google best places to eat out

  2. Hey are you my appendix?

    Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.

  3. Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?

  4. I may have a peg leg, but i won't be the only one walking weird tonight.

  5. How weird: I can’t taste my lips all of a sudden! Can you do it for me?

  6. That's weird. I forgot to make my wish at 11:11

    But I got the chance to talk to you, so it came true anyway

  7. Are you my appendix?

    Because I don't really understand how you work but there's this weird feeling in my stomach that kinda makes me want to take you out

  8. Genie of the bottle

    So I was on a walk this morning and I came across this really weird looking old bottle. I opened it and this genie flew out. He told me I have one and only one wish. I didn’t wanna waste it so I asked for a priceless treasure. He smiled and gave me your number.

  9. Maybe this sounds weird but you look like a punching bag

    Cause id love to knock you up

  10. I found "the one " now just help me land her

    Ok, so I went for an interview last week me and the receptionist hit it off so well, I did get her name but not her number. I've decided what I will do is send her flowers to work with a card to try and get my foot in the door. I only get 170 characters and I want this girl to know that I have been thinking about her since I left the interview without it sounding too weird. Please helppppp

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I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U
I love coming up with weird pick-ups for my friends on tinder.

Do you have Franklin D. Roosevelt tattooed on you?

Them: No I don't.

That's weird usually all dimes do.

It’s weird, I’m looking up what I want to eat out later..

You keep popping up.

Are you my appendix, when i seen you , I got this weird feeling in my stomach , that makes me just wanna take you out


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Girl, are you *Star Wars, Episode II: The Attack of the Clones*?

Because you might be a little weird and awkward and don't know what love is but.... *choking up* dammit, I think I love you! Just for being you!

Are you my house when it's raining?
Cause I wanna be inside you.


Yes I know it's weird but I'm qUiRcKy and she was too

What you got for Eni?

I know, weird kiss names


This one is so weird, any ideas ?

You look kinda like my first wife

But that’s weird cos I’ve never been married (yet)

I need some creativity

I need a funny pickup line to tell this guy at school.
I want it to seem smooth and natural, like not too obvious, so if he reacts weird I can play it off

But if you got any other good ones, comment it my dudes

I might be having feelings. Like weird, weird feelings for pretzels.

It's a weird life, but it's where I'm at right now.

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I like being weird and taking my time!

Two things turn Shannon Beador on: Crystals and talking in the third person. Is that weird?

Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.

Is that Cupid in your pocket, or do you just have weirdly shaped pants?

You look great in those knee-high socks, they highlight your weird calves.

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.

Seriously, it's weird that you haven't taken the icicle out of your pants yet. It's starting to melt… aren't you cold?

Guy asks girl: You're a-looking for mormon huh?
Girl responds: What? Weird question.
Guy says: Cuz I'm lookin for mor-women.

Did it hurt? When you fell out of the ethereal plane and landed on the material plane? I guess that wouldn’t hurt, really, but that must have been weird, right?

Wanna get weird after this?

So do you do all that weird breathing stuff?