"Are you a baguette? Because whenever I see you, my heart gets a little flaky!"

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice how the sunlight makes your eyes sparkle like diamonds."

I'm relieved! I was worried you might be mad at me for some weird reason. Phew, crisis averted! 😄

"Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

"I believe in making a lasting impression from the start, wouldn't want you to forget about me later."

"Our quirks might differ, but it's the way they blend that pulls me towards you."

Hmm, I guess mysterious is your type then! I can't say no to a good pair of frames either.

"Haha, don't worry about it. Weird tops make for interesting stories, right? 😄"

"Being 175cm tall didn't just give you height, it gave me an irresistible view of your beauty, and I'm loving the weirdness."

"Is it weird that I can't stop imagining what you'd look like with a smile on your face?"

"Laughing with you is my favorite hobby, ready to upgrade this friendship to a passionate love story?"

"I'm bewitched by your sweet innocence, but it's your hidden freaky side that's truly igniting my desire."

"Are you a wifi signal? Because I'm feeling a connection, even though you're driving my patience to the point of buffering."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my social skills!"

Well, lucky for you, I come with a "weirdness guarantee"! Let's embrace our quirks together.

I can handle weirdos! As long as they promise not to out-weird me. My secret talent? Expert-level interpretive dancing in grocery store aisles!

"Your weirdness is the secret code to my heart, you know how to unlock the magic within me."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including the pop-up ads I didn't ask for."

"Do you believe in aliens? Because your beauty is out of this world and it's seriously freaking me out."

"With you, every moment is golden even if we're just sitting still, ever thought about upgrading our friendship to something thrilling?"

That's weird. I forgot to make my wish at 11:11

But I got the chance to talk to you, so it came true anyway

"Just trying to show you the full package right away, can't hide my charm for too long."

So close that we can share a toothbrush without it being weird... just kidding! Let's start with a virtual high-five instead! 🤚

"Lucky for you, my witty banter and dark humor come standard with these captivating brown eyes."

"Your sweetness is a seductive addiction; it's why I'd rather be your lover than just another friend."

Just a lucky guess! I have a secret talent for memorizing numbers. It's my weird party trick. 😉

"Girl, are you a family reunion? Because being around you makes me feel home, love, and a weird urge to play bingo!"

"No, you're special. My usual pick-up lines wouldn't do justice to your unique charm."

Are you made of stardust and moonbeams? Because your beauty shines brighter than any constellation in the sky.

"Is it weird that I handle knives better than toilets? You're sharper and more captivating than any blade, after all."

Is it weird that your voice makes me want to stay up all night?

"Your pretty, radiant smile could light up any room, but it's your adorable weirdness that truly captures my heart."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together - just like how this conversation feels."

Just finished a documentary on how pickles are made. I think I’m now an expert in brining! What’s your show of choice—educational or just plain weird?

"Are we both weird, or is it just love? Because when I'm with you, gravity seems optional."

"Are you a wildflower from Oregon? Because even after two weeks, you still brighten up my day!"

"Did we just share an awkward moment? Because I feel we're weirdly connected already."

You're as intriguing as a mysterious star, with eyes that sparkle like the moonlit night.

"You're right, lots of strange folks out there. But not in our world, once we ignite this spark between us."

"Your Roblox skills match your laughter, unique and wonderfully charming, can I join your adventure?"

"Your beauty makes my weirdness feel like it's in perfect harmony."

"Do you believe in aliens? Because your smile just abducted my heart."

"Well, someone has to keep track of all the weird things you say! It’s like a reality show but without the cameras... and drama!"

Weird? I prefer the term "delightfully unconventional." It keeps things interesting, don’t you think? What's the oddest thing you've ever done?

"Is your weirdness magnetic? Because I'm falling for you faster than gravity can explain."

"Well, lucky for you, I come with a side of playful banter and a double shot of espresso eyes."

Oh, I see you have a thing for glasses. Maybe they give off a mysterious vibe? What else intrigues you about someone's style?

"Are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You're like the perfect blend of enigmatic charm and intrigue, my compass always seems to point towards you."

"Being weird is just my way of standing out. Maybe you'll appreciate the unique perspective."

"In a world full of ordinaries, your beautiful weirdness shines brighter than any star."

Glasses add a touch of intellect, right? Maybe that's why I'm drawn to them too. Great minds think alike!

"Are you a Pikachu? Because every time I see you, my heart does this weird thing called Electro Ball!"

"Your beauty is so unique, it's like you're a rare gemstone found in the farthest corners of the universe."

"Amidst all the weirdness, your charm outshines them all, like a star in the darkest night."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te... and also a little bit weird for not laughing.

"Like a star that shines so bright, your weirdness makes my heart take flight."

"I can promise you endless conversations peppered with laughter, and a weird sense of humor that's fit just for you."

"I may seem offbeat now, yet if you'd allow, I promise to make every second worthwhile somehow."

"You know, your beauty could make even the weirdest moments feel like poetry. Do you always shine this bright?"

Are you my appendix?

Because I don't really understand how you work but there's this weird feeling in my stomach that kinda makes me want to take you out

"Are you a French verb? Because you’ve definitely got me conjugating my feelings for you."

"Are you a UFO? Because your beauty is out of this world and frankly, a little intimidating."

Maybe this sounds weird but you look like a punching bag

Cause id love to knock you up

"Pardon my awkwardness, it's just that your charm got me off-balance."

"Just like my weirdness, my admiration for your beauty can't be defined by conventional standards."

"Trust me, I'm not usually this tongue-tied. I guess your distinct beauty has left me speechless."

"I've noticed the way you act around me, it's beautifully weird and intriguing, just like a mystery I'd love to unravel."

"You laugh like a song and play Roblox like a pro, how about we team up for the next game?"

"In your eyes, my poetry found its muse, an inspiration that's too divine to refuse."

“Weird is just a step away from fascinating. I bet your quirks are what make you so captivating. What’s your weirdest habit?”

"You're my kind of weird, love a good Wikipedia dive. Your curiosity is alluring, what's the most interesting page you've stumbled upon?"

"I may be weird, but it only makes my attraction to your unique beauty even stronger."

"Interesting! You're drawn to men who break the ordinary mold, huh? Lucky for you, I've been accused of being rather extraordinary."

Are you a park bench? Because I wanna sit next to you and make weird sounds.

Glasses do have a certain charm, don't they? What do you think it says about a person who chooses to wear them?

Who knows, maybe we'll end up like PB&J - a weird combo that just works! Let's see where this virtual adventure takes us!

"A lot of weird people, huh? Well, I'm just the right kind of weird mixed with a dash of charm."

"Well, I'm glad I checked off all those boxes, and hopefully my brown eyes aren't too intoxicating for you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at the park."

"Thank you! Glasses do have a certain charm, don't they? What do you find most intriguing about them?"

Yeah, family stuff can get weird sometimes! My mom's always on my case about something. 😅

"Your beauty sparked my poetic side, a realm where I thought it'd forever hide."

"Glad you find them intriguing! I think glasses add a touch of mystery. What's your favorite thing about wearing them?"

"Has anyone ever told you that your beauty rivals the stars and your charm outshines even your quirkiest moments?"

"Your beauty keeps me awake at nights, let's end the friendzone and start dreaming together."

"Are we the same kind of weird? Because your unique charm has me falling dangerously in love."

"Do you like strange things? Because I'm the most bizarrely fascinating man you'll ever meet."

I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U

I love coming up with weird pick-ups for my friends on tinder.

"Being around you ignites a flame in me; let's transform our friendship into something hotter, shall we?"

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes... and also in my attempts to impress you."

Haha, let me give you a hint: it's not Mars, but sometimes it feels like it with all the weird neighbors!

"Are we the same kind of weird? Because I've been falling for you and I think it's your turn now."

"Well, they say the best things in life come from the weird and wonderful. Care to find out?"

Great minds think weirdly alike! We can be the dynamic duo of weirdness, taking on the world one quirky adventure at a time.

"Your sweetness is intoxicating, girl, let's turn this friendship into a forever love story."

Dreams can be weird like that. Don't let it bother you too much. Let's make new memories together instead! 🌟

"I might smell like a campfire, but I'd love to take you on an adventure through my weird town!"

Is it weird that I think a sick you might be even cuter? Rest up, I'll bring soup.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I’ve been searching for, including that spark in your eyes."

Are you my appendix, when i seen you , I got this weird feeling in my stomach , that makes me just wanna take you out

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"Well, I guess I'm just losing my cool because your presence is so captivating."

"So many strange folks? Guess you haven't met someone 'unusually delightful' like me yet!"

Do you have Franklin D. Roosevelt tattooed on you?

Them: No I don't.

That's weird usually all dimes do.

It’s weird, I’m looking up what I want to eat out later..

You keep popping up.

"They say honesty is the best policy, and I'm honestly just trying to impress you with my uniqueness."

"Your innocent charm lured me in, but it's your secret wild side that's making my heart race."

"Is it just me, or do we have some serious chemistry brewing in this French class?"

Sure! Here are two responses:

"What do I think? Well, I think if we were both pizza toppings, we'd definitely be the weird combo that somehow works!"

Ah, so you're into the mysterious intellectual type, huh? I like that. Glasses have a way of adding a touch of charm, don't you think?

Glasses do have a certain allure, don't they? It's like they add a hint of sophistication and intrigue. Do you have a favorite pair?

"In a world full of normal, your smile makes my weird heart skip a beat."

Weird is just another word for memorable! I like to keep life exciting. What’s your favorite way to embrace your inner oddball?

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a weird connection... and I have no idea how to approach it!"

"Well, isn't that a fortunate quirk! But can you handle the mystery and charm of an enigmatic man like me?"

"I'm into quirky girls, and girl, your brand of weirdness is a deliciously sexy mystery I'm dying to solve."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by the French verb conjugations again?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, leaving behind a captivating mystery."

"Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your weirdness."

"Your dynamism is captivating, wouldn't want you static. Can I join your moment and make it more fantastic?"

" I may not have perfected the art of wooing, but I'd love to learn with you by my side."

"Even with a weird top, you radiated an allure that's hard to ignore."

“Weird? I like to think of it as unique. It keeps things interesting, don’t you think? Just like the way you caught my eye.”

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out... in a completely normal, non-weird way."

Mardi Gras, baby. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down?

"If we're on the same wavelength of weird, then falling for me would be your next normal, wouldn't it?"

Girl, are you *Star Wars, Episode II: The Attack of the Clones*?

Because you might be a little weird and awkward and don't know what love is but.... *choking up* dammit, I think I love you! Just for being you!

"Your sweetness makes sugar envious, can we step out of the friend-zone and blend like coffee and cream?"

"I don't have a library card, but I can't help checking you out. I'm strangely addicted to charming mysteries like you."

Are you my house when it's raining?

Cause I wanna be inside you.

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Yes I know it's weird but I'm qUiRcKy and she was too