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Top 34 Weird Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Weird pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Weird conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Weird how your profile keeps popping up when i google best places to eat out

  2. Hey are you my appendix?

    Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.

  3. Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?

  4. I may have a peg leg, but i won't be the only one walking weird tonight.

  5. How weird: I can’t taste my lips all of a sudden! Can you do it for me?

  6. That's weird. I forgot to make my wish at 11:11

    But I got the chance to talk to you, so it came true anyway

  7. Are you my appendix?

    Because I don't really understand how you work but there's this weird feeling in my stomach that kinda makes me want to take you out

  8. Genie of the bottle

    So I was on a walk this morning and I came across this really weird looking old bottle. I opened it and this genie flew out. He told me I have one and only one wish. I didn’t wanna waste it so I asked for a priceless treasure. He smiled and gave me your number.

  9. Maybe this sounds weird but you look like a punching bag

    Cause id love to knock you up

  10. I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U

    I love coming up with weird pick-ups for my friends on tinder.

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Are you my appendix, when i seen you , I got this weird feeling in my stomach , that makes me just wanna take you out

Do you have Franklin D. Roosevelt tattooed on you?

Them: No I don't.

That's weird usually all dimes do.

Girl, are you *Star Wars, Episode II: The Attack of the Clones*?

Because you might be a little weird and awkward and don't know what love is but.... *choking up* dammit, I think I love you! Just for being you!

Are you my house when it's raining?

Cause I wanna be inside you.


Yes I know it's weird but I'm qUiRcKy and she was too

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This one is so weird, any ideas ?

I need some creativity
I need a funny pickup line to tell this guy at school.
I want it to seem smooth and natural, like not too obvious, so if he reacts weird I can play it off

But if you got any other good ones, comment it my dudes

You look kinda like my first wife

But that’s weird cos I’ve never been married (yet)

Is that Cupid in your pocket, or do you just have weirdly shaped pants?

You look great in those knee-high socks, they highlight your weird calves.

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.

Seriously, it's weird that you haven't taken the icicle out of your pants yet. It's starting to melt… aren't you cold?

Guy asks girl: You're a-looking for mormon huh?
Girl responds: What? Weird question.
Guy says: Cuz I'm lookin for mor-women.

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Wanna get weird after this?

So do you do all that weird breathing stuff?

This sounds insane, I know, but I've been dreaming about you. Even before I saw you you were in my dreams. Weird isn't it. I mean... I don't know what it means ... but it might mean something, mightn't it? I hope so. Anyway, you're in danger and I think we should get out of here. (Brazil)

We are all a little weird and, life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

It's a weird life, but it's where I'm at right now.

I like being weird and taking my time!

I might be having feelings. Like weird, weird feelings for pretzels.

Two things turn Shannon Beador on: Crystals and talking in the third person. Is that weird?

Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.