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Top 35 Weird Pick Up lines

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  1. What to actually say when approaching somebody

    A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips.

    The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation.

    Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible.

    **Openers**

    A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?”

    If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.”

    I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy.

    A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course.

    You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity.

    If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target.

    If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following:

    “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky.

    “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin)

    “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?”

    If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works.

    Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going.

    “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?”

    “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with).

    “What brings you here tonight?”

    “Have you been here before?”

    “Are you having a fun night?”

    “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people)

    For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.”

    If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it.

    **Deep conversation subjects**

    Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions.

    What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading)

    Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true)

    What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter)

    What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem)

    If you could be any celebrity, who would you be?

    What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like)

    What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is)

    What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM).

    What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying)

    What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people)

    What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time).

    Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion.

    Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability.

    You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad.

    The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc…

    **Topics to Stay Away From**

    Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.

  2. Hey are you my appendix?

    Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.

  3. Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?

  4. I may have a peg leg, but i won't be the only one walking weird tonight.

  5. How weird: I can’t taste my lips all of a sudden! Can you do it for me?

  6. That's weird. I forgot to make my wish at 11:11

    But I got the chance to talk to you, so it came true anyway

  7. What's the weirdes pick-up line you've ever used that succeeded?

    What's the weirdes pick-up line you've ever used that succeeded? I'll go first; ''What's the difference between you and an armadillo? I didn't jerk off to an armadillo five minutes ago.''

  8. Are you my appendix?

    Because I don't really understand how you work but there's this weird feeling in my stomach that kinda makes me want to take you out

  9. Maybe this sounds weird but you look like a punching bag

    Cause id love to knock you up

  10. I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U

    I love coming up with weird pick-ups for my friends on tinder.

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Funny weird pickup lines

Girl, are you *Star Wars, Episode II: The Attack of the Clones*?
Because you might be a little weird and awkward and don't know what love is but.... *choking up* dammit, I think I love you! Just for being you!

Are you my house when it's raining?

Cause I wanna be inside you.

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Yes I know it's weird but I'm qUiRcKy and she was too

Hey you have the same name as my sister

I Wanna fuck you so I can say my sisters name repeatedly while climaxing and it won’t be weird as weird as when I say it while fucking my mum

What you got for Eni?

I know, weird ass names

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This is a funny Weird pickup line!

Hamburger

Mmmm Girl your face looks like a burnt hamburger, all weird colors and bubbly shit mmm

You look kinda like my first wife
But that’s weird cos I’ve never been married (yet)

I need some creativity

I need a funny pickup line to tell this guy at school.
I want it to seem smooth and natural, like not too obvious, so if he reacts weird I can play it off

But if you got any other good ones, comment it my dudes

Two things turn Shannon Beador on: Crystals and talking in the third person. Is that weird?

Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.

Is that Cupid in your pocket, or do you just have weirdly shaped pants?

You look great in those knee-high socks, they highlight your weird calves.

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.

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Working Weird tinder opener

Guy asks girl: You're a-looking for mormon huh?
Girl responds: What? Weird question.
Guy says: Cuz I'm lookin for mor-women.

Did it hurt? When you fell out of the ethereal plane and landed on the material plane? I guess that wouldn’t hurt, really, but that must have been weird, right?

Wanna get weird after this?

So do you do all that weird breathing stuff?

This sounds insane, I know, but I've been dreaming about you. Even before I saw you you were in my dreams. Weird isn't it. I mean... I don't know what it means ... but it might mean something, mightn't it? I hope so. Anyway, you're in danger and I think we should get out of here. (Brazil)

Mardi Gras, baby. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down?

We are all a little weird and, life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

I like being weird and taking my time!

There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

It's a weird life, but it's where I'm at right now.

I might be having feelings. Like weird, weird feelings for pretzels.