Guess what I’m wearing?

The smile you gave me:)

Okayy... This one's cute <3

What's your favorite insect?
Mine is the butterflies you gave me

Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute.

Together we'd be pretty cute.

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

You must be very tired

Cause you've been running in my mind all day.

Do you smoke?

Coz w**... be cute together

I don't really smoke p**... but

I think w**... be cute together ;)

If I had known humans could be this cute, I would have come to this planet sooner.

Hey girl, are you a bank loan?

Because you've got my interest.

Your kids are going to look cute af

But the y is silent

Your accent is really cute..

Is what I told this girl until she explained that it wasn't an accent, but a speech disorder (O_O;)

Are you a magician?

Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

Do you have a map? I believe I just got lost in your eyes.

What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy

If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I'd be holding a galaxy.

Are you my Geometry teacher? Cuz, from this angle you look a-cute.

Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.

It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The cute ones always die first.

Your name must be Google. You have everything I’m searching for!

You so fine girl, you make a blind man see.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,

I would have a galaxy.

I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

If I had a dollar for every person I saw as beautiful as you, I would have exactly one dollar.

For the memesters

My cuteness stonks be like when I see you

You know Zoey you did look kinda cute in that Sailor Outfit!

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you're CuTe.

If CP stood for Cute Points you’d have well over 1000.

Baby you're on my endangered species list because you're one of a kind!

You’re so cute you make my zygomatic muscles contract.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

Knock Knock Who's there? Candice!

Candice Who? Candice be love I'm feeling right now? 

You're cute. I'm cute. Let's date.

If I were blind, I would still know you’re beautiful.

Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

Hey ladies! I'm cuddly, cute and I cook too! What's not to like about me?

I wanna boldly go into your bed to cuddle because I think you're cute and don't want to rush things.

I’m in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!

I should major in Photography because I can picture us together.

Put down that cupcake... you're sweet enough already.

Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

How weird: I can’t taste my lips all of a sudden! Can you do it for me?

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.

Are you from Russia?

Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!

Are you a tamale?

'Cause you're hot.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Oman.

Oman who? Oman, you are cute!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Cheese.

Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl!

Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

Can I hit you in the face... with my lips?

Do you drink Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!

Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.

Do you mind to teach me for writing "I love you" in your heart?

Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!

Your kids will be cute

But Y is silent.

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

Allow me to tie your shoes. I don’t want to risk you falling for someone else.

I could lay next to you forever... or until we decide to go eat.

Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.

You're pretty, I'm cute... together we're pretty cute.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.