Guess what I’m wearing?

The smile you gave me:)

Okayy... This one's cute <3

What's your favorite insect?
Mine is the butterflies you gave me

Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute.

Together we'd be pretty cute.

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

You must be very tired

Cause you've been running in my mind all day.

Do you smoke?

Coz w**... be cute together

I don't really smoke p**... but

I think w**... be cute together ;)

If I had known humans could be this cute, I would have come to this planet sooner.

Hey girl, are you a bank loan?

Because you've got my interest.

Your kids are going to look cute af

But the y is silent

Your accent is really cute..

Is what I told this girl until she explained that it wasn't an accent, but a speech disorder (O_O;)

Are you a magician?

Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

Do you have a map? I believe I just got lost in your eyes.

What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy

If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I'd be holding a galaxy.

Are you my Geometry teacher? Cuz, from this angle you look a-cute.

Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.

It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The cute ones always die first.

Your name must be Google. You have everything I’m searching for!

You so fine girl, you make a blind man see.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,

I would have a galaxy.

I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

If I had a dollar for every person I saw as beautiful as you, I would have exactly one dollar.

For the memesters

My cuteness stonks be like when I see you

You know Zoey you did look kinda cute in that Sailor Outfit!

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you're CuTe.

If CP stood for Cute Points you’d have well over 1000.

Baby you're on my endangered species list because you're one of a kind!

You’re so cute you make my zygomatic muscles contract.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

Knock Knock Who's there? Candice!

Candice Who? Candice be love I'm feeling right now? 

You're cute. I'm cute. Let's date.

If I were blind, I would still know you’re beautiful.

Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

Hey ladies! I'm cuddly, cute and I cook too! What's not to like about me?

I wanna boldly go into your bed to cuddle because I think you're cute and don't want to rush things.

I’m in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!

I should major in Photography because I can picture us together.

Put down that cupcake... you're sweet enough already.

Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

How weird: I can’t taste my lips all of a sudden! Can you do it for me?

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.

Are you from Russia?

Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!

Are you a tamale?

'Cause you're hot.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Oman.

Oman who? Oman, you are cute!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Cheese.

Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl!

Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

Can I hit you in the face... with my lips?

Do you drink Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!

Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.

Do you mind to teach me for writing "I love you" in your heart?

Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!

Your kids will be cute

But Y is silent.

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

Allow me to tie your shoes. I don’t want to risk you falling for someone else.

I could lay next to you forever... or until we decide to go eat.

Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.

You're pretty, I'm cute... together we're pretty cute.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

Are you the CEO of looking cute

Because I'm looking to fill the position of your boyfriend

You remind me of Build-A-Bear

You're soft looking and cute, but I still have to stuff you before we can cuddle.

If you were a flower you'd be a damnnn-delion

Blue eyes, red lips, pale face. So pretty. You look like the flag of France.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

You’re just like my pinkie toe...

Small, cute, and I’m gonna kiss u up against my coffee table later

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!

Are you a triangle?

Because you'd be acute one.

Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

Can I have your Instagram?

My parents said I should follow my dreams.

Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

Girl, you remind me of my toes.

Cute, small, and will probably kiss you on every piece of furniture.

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Lemme leave a 5 star review of your parents

On uber eats for making such a cute SNACC / beautiful desert

Hey girl, are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe.

Hi, my name is Chance.

Do I have one?

Girl, you’re like Mastercard - absolutely priceless.

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

You are cute as f**.... *duck... damn autocorrect.

Are you a baby duck? Because you cute as h**....

You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

All the alphabets of ABCs suit you, girl. You are amazing from A, brilliant from B, and cute from C, and I will give you a D because you deserve it.

I’m holding on for a maiden until the end of the night, she’s gotta be cute and she’s gotta be nice, and she turns my runes to might.

You are so cute that you are simply OP.

I'm a ratings machine and you're a perfect 10.

Are you from Israel?

Cos ya israeli cute!

Good shift, cuteness.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather s**... you with my awkwardness.

Hey there, Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.

You know how they say skin is the largest o**... on the human body? Not in my case.

(great ice breaker) So other than being cute what are your other hobbies?

Roses are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.

Are you my cute pillow? Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get into the cute girl's pants.

Do you know how to send a mirror through text? I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

Are you made of Copper and Tellerium ? You look CuTe.

You know what are my last two brain cells are doing

their confused because they can't understand how cute you are

You are looking better on the cute moon when you are smiling.

On The PhoneShe/He says: "Hold on"You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."

Hey are you immortal?

Cause I think your cuteness will never die.

Good shift, cuteness. Oh! We should change our Facebook status to 'It's complicated.'

Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

Are you mexican? Because you're my juan and only!

I see in your bio it says straight

I think you forgot the words "up cute"

Hey... are you... uhh.. you cute. Runs away*

Have panic attack

True story

Hey, what's your favorite kind of pizza, cuteness?

Hey, you look like that broad from The Hunger Games. I'm gonna call you Cuteness Everdeen.

Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!

Ukw? I can watch a movie made entirely of your cute pics, maybe 50+ hours long, in one sitting without getting bored.

You're cute but you're not my blood type.

Hey girl, are you made of copper, tellurium, arsenic, helium, carbon, and potassium?

Because your CuTe As HeCK

I just got nominated for nobel prize

I created a new measurement unit,
Like length is measured in meter,
And liquid in liter,
Cuteness would be measured in you (her name)

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

Hey girl are you a pumpkin

Because oh my gourd your so cute

Girl, your butt is cute like an Adipose baby.

Dolphins are cute animals. Can you believe some people still kill them in some countries all over the world?