Guess what I’m wearing?

The smile you gave me:)

Okayy... This one's cute <3

What's your favorite insect?
Mine is the butterflies you gave me

Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute.

Together we'd be pretty cute.

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

You must be very tired

Cause you've been running in my mind all day.

Do you smoke?

Coz w**... be cute together

I don't really smoke p**... but

I think w**... be cute together ;)

If I had known humans could be this cute, I would have come to this planet sooner.

Hey girl, are you a bank loan?

Because you've got my interest.

Your kids are going to look cute af

But the y is silent

Your accent is really cute..

Is what I told this girl until she explained that it wasn't an accent, but a speech disorder (O_O;)

Are you a magician?

Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

Do you have a map? I believe I just got lost in your eyes.

What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy

If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I'd be holding a galaxy.

Are you my Geometry teacher? Cuz, from this angle you look a-cute.

Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.

It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The cute ones always die first.

Your name must be Google. You have everything I’m searching for!

You so fine girl, you make a blind man see.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,

I would have a galaxy.

I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

If I had a dollar for every person I saw as beautiful as you, I would have exactly one dollar.

For the memesters

My cuteness stonks be like when I see you

You know Zoey you did look kinda cute in that Sailor Outfit!

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you're CuTe.

If CP stood for Cute Points you’d have well over 1000.

Baby you're on my endangered species list because you're one of a kind!

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

You’re so cute you make my zygomatic muscles contract.

Knock Knock Who's there? Candice!

Candice Who? Candice be love I'm feeling right now? 

You're cute. I'm cute. Let's date.

If I were blind, I would still know you’re beautiful.

Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

Hey ladies! I'm cuddly, cute and I cook too! What's not to like about me?

I wanna boldly go into your bed to cuddle because I think you're cute and don't want to rush things.

I’m in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!

Put down that cupcake... you're sweet enough already.

I should major in Photography because I can picture us together.

Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

How weird: I can’t taste my lips all of a sudden! Can you do it for me?

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

Are you from Russia?

Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!

Are you a tamale?

'Cause you're hot.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Oman.

Oman who? Oman, you are cute!

Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.

Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

Do you drink Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!

Can I hit you in the face... with my lips?

Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

Your kids will be cute

But Y is silent.

Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!

Do you mind to teach me for writing "I love you" in your heart?

I thought you where so cute, so I decided came to say hi.

From scale 1/10

Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.

I could lay next to you forever... or until we decide to go eat.

Allow me to tie your shoes. I don’t want to risk you falling for someone else.

You're pretty, I'm cute... together we're pretty cute.

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Are you the CEO of looking cute

Because I'm looking to fill the position of your boyfriend

You remind me of Build-A-Bear

You're soft looking and cute, but I still have to stuff you before we can cuddle.

If you were a flower you'd be a damnnn-delion

Blue eyes, red lips, pale face. So pretty. You look like the flag of France.

You’re just like my pinkie toe...

Small, cute, and I’m gonna kiss u up against my coffee table later

Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

Are you a triangle?

Because you'd be acute one.

Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!

Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!

Girl, you remind me of my toes.

Cute, small, and will probably kiss you on every piece of furniture.

Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

Lemme leave a 5 star review of your parents

On uber eats for making such a cute SNACC / beautiful desert

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

Girl, you’re like Mastercard - absolutely priceless.

Hi, my name is Chance.

Do I have one?

You're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute.

Hey girl, are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe.

All the alphabets of ABCs suit you, girl. You are amazing from A, brilliant from B, and cute from C, and I will give you a D because you deserve it.

You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

Are you a baby duck? Because you cute as h**....

You are cute as f**.... *duck... damn autocorrect.

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

You are so cute that you are simply OP.

Good shift, cuteness.

Are you from Israel?

Cos ya israeli cute!

I'm a ratings machine and you're a perfect 10.

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather s**... you with my awkwardness.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

Hey there, Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.

You know how they say skin is the largest o**... on the human body? Not in my case.

(great ice breaker) So other than being cute what are your other hobbies?

Are you my cute pillow? Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you.

Roses are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get into the cute girl's pants.

Do you know how to send a mirror through text? I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

You know what are my last two brain cells are doing

their confused because they can't understand how cute you are

Are you made of Copper and Tellerium ? You look CuTe.

Good shift, cuteness. Oh! We should change our Facebook status to 'It's complicated.'

Hey are you immortal?

Cause I think your cuteness will never die.

On The PhoneShe/He says: "Hold on"You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."

You are looking better on the cute moon when you are smiling.

Hey, you look like that broad from The Hunger Games. I'm gonna call you Cuteness Everdeen.

Hey, what's your favorite kind of pizza, cuteness?

Hey... are you... uhh.. you cute. Runs away*

Have panic attack

True story

I see in your bio it says straight

I think you forgot the words "up cute"

Are you mexican? Because you're my juan and only!

Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

Ukw? I can watch a movie made entirely of your cute pics, maybe 50+ hours long, in one sitting without getting bored.

Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!

Hey girl, are you made of copper, tellurium, arsenic, helium, carbon, and potassium?

Because your CuTe As HeCK

You're cute but you're not my blood type.

I just got nominated for nobel prize

I created a new measurement unit,
Like length is measured in meter,
And liquid in liter,
Cuteness would be measured in you (her name)

Girl, your butt is cute like an Adipose baby.

Hey girl are you a pumpkin

Because oh my gourd your so cute

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.