The bill comes due. Always! Want me to buy you some drinks?

Babe ready for a good time? I am going to push your astral form out of your physical form.

Do you have impregnable defensive barriers? Good because I know how to p**... that.

Do you want to do it the old fashioned way, or do I need to open a portal into your pants?

I'd like to enter your portal and travel to another world.

We never lose our demons, babe. We only learn to live above them.

Who are you in this vast Multiverse?

Death is what gives life meaning. To know your days are numbered. Your time is short.

Girl, I am the Ancient One that will teach you the magical way.

Let's both come to those things and we will have fun together.

At the root of existence, mind and matter meet. Thoughts shape reality.

I am ready babe, you have conjured a weapon in my pants.

Do you want to get strange tonight?

Are you doctor strange?

Beause you've opened a portal to my heart.

Date me, no? I am going to reset time and try again.

Hey doc, I got something Strange in my pants, examine me now!

In that moment, I took a step back and stared at you. And you stared right back at me. Then I felt a strange feeling in my heart, a feeling I had never felt before... I fell in love with you.

There are other things that can give your life meaning. And for me, that's you.

Babe, I am going to channel dimensional energy directly into your body.

Girl, you are ready to elevate your mind and deepen your spirit?

"Oh, don't worry, I've always been a fan of lame jokes. They're like the dad jeans of humor – out of style but strangely comforting."

"Wow, they must've mistaken you for a celebrity... or cheese. Concert people are strange. Ever had anyone lick your elbow thinking it's a lollipop?"

When you look at me, it's like mystical magic.

"Ha! Concerts have strange happenings indeed. How about we create our own crazy story, maybe with some classier overtones?"

Girl, you can control your body, when you surrender your control to me.

Maybe we could hyphenate. You-me technique.

Ah, an intellectual who loves ISTPs. Well, lucky for you, I'm a master at solving the most complex of mysteries... like why cats have a strange obsession with boxes.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been blindly searching for, even the strange stuff!"

"Just like the stars are crushed by common people's ignorance, my heart gets crushed by your captivating beauty."

"Are you a magnet? Because I feel a strange attraction, even though my doctor says I have low iron."

"Is your name Monday? Because even though everyone dislikes it, I'm strangely attracted to you."

"Is it strange, every time you struggle for words, I find myself understanding your silence instead? You're captivating."

You know whats strange?

I'm into you but still want to get into you

"You're right, lots of strange folks out there. But not in our world, once we ignite this spark between us."

"In a world full of clay-made collections, you stand out like a rare gem, making every moment special."

Are you a magician? Because Abraca-DAYUM, you just made me disappear with your charm.

"Well, aren't we two avocados in a health food store! Strangely appealing and full of unexpected good fats."

"Do you believe in poltergeists? Because my heart started acting strangely the moment you walked in."

Are you a Christian girl?

Because I want to make you leak holy water.

Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.

"Just like the ocean's fish piss, your beauty is simply unignorable and strangely addictive."

"Are you made of lint? Because I'm strangely drawn to you."

"Are you a veterinarian? Because my heart has been acting real strange around you; it keeps skipping beats."

You must be a rare gem, because your uniqueness shines brighter than any other.

Are you a broccoli? Because I find you strangely attractive, even though you're a little green.

"Are you a quark? Because you've got charm, up, down, strange and top, making my universe explode."

"Though your words strike like lightning, in my heart you're so inviting; a harsh interrogator, yet strangely exciting."

Are you made of stardust? Because you're out of this world beautiful.

"Is your smile a magician's trick? Because every time you dimple, my heart strangely disappears."

"Do you like strange things? Because I'm the most bizarrely fascinating man you'll ever meet."

"Is your name Graffiti? Because I find you ridiculously captivating and strangely beautiful in every alley I turn."

"Excuse me, but isn't it strange how we're strangers when we could be the perfect storyline together?"

"So many strange folks? Guess you haven't met someone 'unusually delightful' like me yet!"

Are you made of stardust? Because girl, you've got a galaxy of mystery in your eyes.

Girl, you must be Wesleyan, because my heart is strangely warmed.

"This is strange, but for my birthday, I wished for you - and here you are. Does your return policy include a date?"

Are u doctor strange ?

Coz u are a cutecumberbatch

"Are you made of quarks and leptons? 'Cause I feel this strange charm when you're around, even stronger than a weak force."

"I don't have a library card, but I can't help checking you out. I'm strangely addicted to charming mysteries like you."

You watch any Kubrick?

I think he might have ripped you off... Your way more ahead of time, twice as sick, three times as loving, and the water or floride in your mouth is making me feel a Strange love that I'd ride to a bang

Any ones for Ausashia?

Strange name, I know.

You've heard f Chaos Theory?

Strange attractors? I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction.

Why don’t you come explore this strange new world?

Crewman Madison, the mist of this strange planet is filling my head with such thoughts. (Galaxy Quest)

It think it's strange that you think I'm funny. (Begin Again)

I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.

I find d**... strangely attractive. Just no white fanging.

Miss Taro: "What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?"
James Bond: "You should say yes."