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Top 40 Lonely Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Lonely chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Knock knock! Who's there? Amanda.

    Amanda who? Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.

  2. Your lips look lonely.

    Would they like to meet mine?

  3. If a star fell down every time I thought of you, the moon would soon be lonely.

  4. You don’t know where a lone Knight could cover his sword, isn’t it?

  5. I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.

  6. Good news bad news

    Hey there are two very important news that I need to tell, one of them is good and the other is bad which one would you like to hear first?

    The bad news first
    "the bad news is you're lonely"
    "the good news is I'm here for you until I take my last breath"

    The good news first
    "The good news is tonight you won't be lonely in bed"
    "The bad news is the neighbors won't get any sleep"

  7. What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

    Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
    But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

    Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
    Her: Taking care of something, she's around

    Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
    Her:How much longer do you have left?
    Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
    Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
    Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

    Her: Yeah
    Me: What high school?
    Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
    Her: I think I know of him
    He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
    Her: Not really:
    Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
    Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
    if a tree falls in the forest
    And there's no one around to hear it
    Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
    Her: I'd love to
    Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
    Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
    *exchanged numbers*

    Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

  8. I've been single-stranded far too long! Lonely ATGCATG would like to pair up with congenital TACGTAC.

  9. When she's into literature

    You leap before you look," she said to me,
    but oft I find I never look at all.
    A flighty gamble lost when one can't see,
    but oft I find there's glory in the fall.

    To soar in lust does ne'er precede the act,
    but twinkles through the air on exhaled sighs,
    and finds anathema in drying fact,
    until in lonely skies it winks and dies.

    A sexted sonnet surely sought in jest,
    yet challenge wrought is fated writ in light.
    But on lust's grave the shrunken sext must rest,
    as hallowed verse is drying fact's birthright.
    "You leap before you look, and so you fall,
    and falling is the surest flight of all."

  10. Damn girl, are you a human being?

    Cause I sure am lonely...

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What is a Lonely pickup line?

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Name is pronounced like Lone. Trying to think of a great line but totally blanking.

For a girl in Texas

Hey girl you from Texas because you're the lone star in my state.

Girl are you The Lonely Mountain?

Cause I'm Thorin's Company and I'm looking to reclaim that cave.

Your tongue is looking rather lonely

Does it need to meet mine?

Roses are red

Violets are blue
I'm very lonely
I could fix that with you

HANZO: (Ahem.) What's the opposite of the number two?

A lonely me, a lonely you. ... Why are you laughing?

It must be so lonely
To be the only one in my heart

My drink is getting lonely, so would you like to join me with one?

I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?

My Heart was a Lonely Hunter 'til I met you, girl.

Be my lonely Starbucks lover.

Feeling sad and lonely? Come here, I vatican make you feel better.

This wouldn't feel like a Lonely Planet if I were with you.

Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?

You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?

my lodge is lonely without you.

Did you come from the lodge? Because I wouldn't make you lonely.

Do you want to be lonely like lonely lodge or all action like tilted towers

Hey baby, I am just a lonely Rick looking for his Morty. Will you help me find him?

Said I gotta email today. Kinda thought that you, forgot about me. But I wanna hit you back to say, just like you, I get lonely. (I Get Lonely)

Don't need these other pretty faces like I need you, and when you're mine, in the world there's gonna be one less lonely girl. (One Less Lonely Girl)

I'm tired of being a Lone. (Texas)

Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you,
Guess Who?

Don't need these other pretty faces like I need you, and when you're mine, in the world there's gonna be one less lonely girl.

I'm lonely; wanna probe?