Top 40 Addicted Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Addicted pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Ur parents must be drug dealers

   Because I'm addicted to what they made

2. Are your parents drug dealers?

   Cause I’m definitely addicted to what they made

3. Hey girl, are you a cigarette?

   *Cause you might just be my next addiction*

4. You are just the way I like my beer...

   Strong, Sweet and Addictive
   
   - Day 82

5. Are you made of demon blood? Because baby I’m addicted to you.

6. Nice to meet you. I'm a recovering herion addict.

7. If I were a duck, I'd be addicted to you like quack.

8. Your love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.

9. I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

10. Is your name Candy Crush? Because I’m completely addicted to you.

Funny addicted pickup lines

You remind me of good drugs
Because of how easy it is for me to get addicted to you

Are you coffee?

Because i just got addicted to you ;)

Girl i think im addicted...

To cocaine *snorts 1000g of cocaine*

I may have an addictive personality...

But damn am i addicted to your personality ;)

Are you a drug?

Cause I'm addicted to everything single thing about you

Hey girl, are you an addicting video game?
Because I wanna pour all my time playing with you then realize that I’m depressed and have accomplished nothing in this world because I’m staying at home all day like a lazy bum playing games and being on reddit.

Are you a drug dealer?

Because I’m addicted to your crack

Hey girl, are you Marlboro?

'cause you got me addicted to you.

>Someone might have tried it before. Idk. But this one is too obvious.

Are you my crack addict mother?

Because i wanna rape u with you when u pass out

Are you a pen?

Cause I'm an addict with you

Are you an addictive drug?

Because when I see you my brain releases dopamine

Im addicted and i do lines...

Thats is, to books and i do underlines

Are you heroin?

Because I think I am addicted to you

Are you my phone?

‘Cause I’m addicted to you / ‘Cause I check on you 24/7

Are u a drug?

'cus i'm addicted to u

Are you opioids?

Because you're addictive, but if I have too much I'll overdose and die.

Hey are your parents drug dealers?

Because only they could give us something as addictive as you

Are you a vape

(1st one) because I can’t stop hitting you
(2nd one) because I’m addicted too you

If i get a Penny everytime i think of your beautifull smile... i should have zero pennys you broke ass ugly crack addict cheap Whore.

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Are you an Enrique song?

Cos baby I'm addicted!

If you're crack im a crackhead

Cuz addiction man

I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

Hey, I’m gonna turn you into my crippling hentai addiction

Full of children.