Top 41 Addicted Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Addicted pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Addicted conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Ur parents must be drug dealers

   Because I'm addicted to what they made

2. Are your parents drug dealers?

   Cause I’m definitely addicted to what they made

3. Hey girl, are you a cigarette?

   *Cause you might just be my next addiction*

4. You are just the way I like my beer...

   Strong, Sweet and Addictive
   
   - Day 82

5. Are you nicotine?

   Good: Because im addicted to you
   
   Bad: Cause I dont want anything to do with you

6. Are you made of demon blood? Because baby I’m addicted to you.

7. Nice to meet you. I'm a recovering herion addict.

8. If I were a duck, I'd be addicted to you like quack.

9. Your love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.

10. Are your parents drug dealers?

    Cause I’m addicted to what they made

Funny addicted pickup lines

Is your dad name Pablo Escobar?
Because I'm addicted to what he made

Yo, are your parents drug dealer?

Cause, I am addicted to what they made 🥰

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

Is your name Candy Crush? Because I’m completely addicted to you.

You remind me of good drugs

Because of how easy it is for me to get addicted to you

Are you coffee?
Because i just got addicted to you ;)

Girl i think im addicted...

To cocaine *snorts 1000g of cocaine*

Are you cocaine?

Cuz i'm definitely addicted to you

Alt. : Cuz i'm definitely gonna do you

Are you a drug?

Cause I'm addicted to everything single thing about you

Are you a drug dealer?

Because I’m addicted to your crack

Hey girl, are you Marlboro?

'cause you got me addicted to you.

>Someone might have tried it before. Idk. But this one is too obvious.

Are you my crack addict mother?

Because i wanna rape u with you when u pass out

Are you an addictive drug?

Because when I see you my brain releases dopamine

Im addicted and i do lines...

Thats is, to books and i do underlines

Are you heroin?

Because I think I am addicted to you

Hey are your parents drug dealers?

Because only they could give us something as addictive as you

I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

Are you my phone?

‘Cause I’m addicted to you / ‘Cause I check on you 24/7

Are you opioids?

Because you're addictive, but if I have too much I'll overdose and die.

Are u a drug?

'cus i'm addicted to u

Hey, I’m gonna turn you into my crippling hentai addiction

Full of children.

Are you Viper?

Cause your toxicity has me addicted.

Are you an Enrique song?

Cos baby I'm addicted!