Top 38 Addicted Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Addicted chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are your parents drug dealers?

   Cause I’m definitely addicted to what they made

2. You are just the way I like my beer...

   Strong, Sweet and Addictive
   
   - Day 82

3. Are you made of demon blood? Because baby I’m addicted to you.

4. Nice to meet you. I'm a recovering herion addict.

5. If I were a duck, I'd be addicted to you like quack.

6. Your love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.

7. I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

8. Is your name Candy Crush? Because I’m completely addicted to you.

9. You remind me of good drugs

   Because of how easy it is for me to get addicted to you

10. Girl i think im addicted...

    To cocaine *snorts 1000g of cocaine*

Funny addicted pickup lines

I may have an addictive personality...
But damn am i addicted to your personality ;)

Are you cocaine?

Cuz i'm definitely addicted to you

Alt. : Cuz i'm definitely gonna do you

Are you a drug?

Cause I'm addicted to everything single thing about you

Are you a drug dealer?

Because I’m addicted to your crack

Hey girl, are you an addicting video game?

Because I wanna pour all my time playing with you then realize that I’m depressed and have accomplished nothing in this world because I’m staying at home all day like a lazy bum playing games and being on reddit.

Hey girl, are you Marlboro?

'cause you got me addicted to you.

>Someone might have tried it before. Idk. But this one is too obvious.

Are you my crack addict mother?
Because i wanna rape u with you when u pass out

Are you a pen?

Cause I'm an addict with you

Are you an addictive drug?

Because when I see you my brain releases dopamine

Are you heroin?

Because I think I am addicted to you

You see that's where the trouble began

Your eyes
Your damn addictive eyes

Im addicted and i do lines...

Thats is, to books and i do underlines

Are you my phone?

‘Cause I’m addicted to you / ‘Cause I check on you 24/7

Are you a vape

(1st one) because I can’t stop hitting you
(2nd one) because I’m addicted too you

Hey are your parents drug dealers?

Because only they could give us something as addictive as you

Are you opioids?

Because you're addictive, but if I have too much I'll overdose and die.

Are u a drug?

'cus i'm addicted to u

Hey, I’m gonna turn you into my crippling hentai addiction

Full of children.

If i get a Penny everytime i think of your beautifull smile... i should have zero pennys you broke ass ugly crack addict cheap Whore.

...

Are you an Enrique song?

Cos baby I'm addicted!

If you're crack im a crackhead

Cuz addiction man

This worked 2/7 tries but I find it funny

Hey girl is your name heroine? Cause I'd like to get addicted to you, and watch you fck up my life

You need to add me to methadone register, because I’m addicted to you.

I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

If you are an espresso shot, I would be so addicted to you that I have to attend Coffee Anonymous program.