I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

But with cars, you have to customize. It’s all between you and the car you build. It’s a bond, it’s a commitment.

Thing about street fights - the street always wins.

No one needs to know about this. No one.

Babe, you want to wear so much bling?

Babe you need no translator, you got an experienced man here.

Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?

The orange in that really makes your eyes pop.

I Smell Skanks. Why Don't You Just Pack It Up Before I Leave Tread Marks On Your Face?

All right, so listen, ladies. There’s been a little change of plans. Something came up. You know that casino that I was telling ya’ll about? I’ve got some vouchers, to the buffet.

This time it ain’t just about being fast.

You know I like my dessert first.

You better make sure you get her a big rock, man, because she don’t look like she’s that easily impressed. And if it’s not a big rock, you better be big somewhere else, you know what I’m talking about?

Wow, you just had to open your mouth. Now you got a big-ass plane to deal with.

It doesn't matter what's under the hood. The only thing that matters is who’s behind the wheel.

Show me how you drive, I'll show you who you are.

Hey babe, you better hide your baby oil. I’m just playing.

Which is why when I get out, I’m gonna put a hurt on him so bad he’s gonna wish his momma kept her legs closed.

Girl, I’ve been chasing you over four continents and 12 countries

You can have any brew you want, as long as it’s a Corona.

Hey, we do what we do best. We improvise, all right?

It’s so hot and humid out here I can’t even wear no drawers.

Girl, want to get Fast & Furious in the sheets?

It’s not how you stand by your car, it’s how you race your car. You better learn that.

You thought this was gonna be a sheet fight? You’re goddamn right it is.

Life’s simple. You make choices and you don’t look back.

I don't have friends. I got family.

Girl, mine is as big as my forehead.

Girl, I’ve been known to handle big guns, relax. And you’ve been known to handle that big-ass head.

"Well, spoiled milk is still in high demand for some exquisite cheese recipes. Cheese and wine, what a perfect combination!"

I will beat your a$$ like a Cherokee drum.

"I'm full of self-love, dear Ayumi, for it's the key, a tune that soothes me, makes my life as harmonious as a symphony."

You want bloody? We can do bloody.

Babe, you are so hot. Words haven't even been invented to describe you yet.

"Spoiled milk, eh? I prefer 'Aged Cheddar'. Still cheesy but gets better with time, just like me!"

"Jake sounds fantastic, Ayumi! But I can't compete with someone who has perfected the art of making you 'absolutely furious'. He's truly one-of-a-kind!"

"Spoiled milk, huh? But aren't those the main ingredients in all great rock bands?"

"Ayumi, don't be sour. Just because I'm hitting the right notes while your new beau is stuck on repeat."

"Well Ayumi, unlike spoiled milk, I only get better with time. By the way, did you know I'm lactose intolerant?"

"Ayumi, thank goodness you compared me to milk and not cheese. You know how I always struggle to cut it in a band!"

"Wow Ayumi, you've really mastered the art of making a guy feel special. You should write a self-help book, 'Ex-Girlfriend Etiquette 101'."

"My dear Ayumi, no need to curdle like spoiled milk. And hey, even losers have their band groupies."

"Jake treats you better? That's swell! I mean, if he can handle your temper tantrums better than I did, he deserves a medal!"

"Jake's better? Well, kudos to him! May he never discover your obsession with pineapple on pizza!"

"Well Ayumi, you're right about one thing, I'm in a band – 'Spoiled Milk' doesn't sound like a bad band name. Thanks for the suggestion!"

"Ayumi dear, don't you see? Jake may be your star, but I'm a whole galaxy. I wish you both good luck and endless glee."

"Your fiery words, they sting like a bee, but like a lotus, calm and free, I remain in this sea of hostility."

"Old history, eh? Well, I'm like a fine wine, Ayumi. Only getting better with age."

"Oh Ayumi, no need to fret. For love isn't a contest that one must get. I'm content with myself, that's a sure bet."

I'd like to do u the way i like to drive...

Fast and furious.

Don't worry, babe, we're serious about Fast & Furious!

Are you Chuck? Because you are fast and furious.

You're with a Duals main now, baby- get ready to take it fast and furious.