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Top 50 Fast Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fast pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.

    You are? Damn thing must be an hour fast again.

  2. Are you the german army?

    Because I'm going to fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter.

  3. My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear.

    (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

  4. You are really hot, are you a cop?

    Just making sure because if we ever hooked up, I’d finish so fast you’d have to write me a ticket.

  5. Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit

    I wouldn't want to damage your fine ass by going too fast either.

  6. I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

    Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

  7. Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?

  8. You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

  9. Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.

  10. Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!

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Funny fast pickup lines

Don't worry baby, I'm only fast on my feet.

Oh baby you make me go supersize.

Ayo girl. You ever use a fast-pass?

My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on

Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...

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If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.

Do you like secret sauce in your burger?

Is your body from McDonald's miss? Cause i'm lovin' it.

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.

Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.

Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.

Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.

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Girl, tonight I want you to be my, cheap, and easy.

My heart beats in morse codes. but it’s hard to decode when it beats so fast.

Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.

I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.

There are two ways to get to your target heart rate: You can either run really fast me, or I can just take off my shirt.

I would actually like some fries with that shake.

Let me put a toy in your happy meal.

Are you stocks?

Because you make my heart beat fast, when you go down ;)

I hear you're fast on your feet and know how to get in and out.

Damn girl these feelings for you must be like corona

I caught it real fast.