Hey, are those running tights you have on reflective..? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Your kerning looks tight. Can we open that up a bit?

I like my women like i like my firearms

Tightly held in my arms

Is your leotard tight?

Are you a loose shoelace? Because I want to tie you up nice and tight.

Ey girl.. Your racket looks tight, want me to loosen it?

Your racket looks tight, want me to loosen it?

I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight.

It's a good thing I'm wearing these compression tights...

You play a tight game. I have a hard time getting through your Alley.

Do you play football?

Because you got a tight end.

Are you a Sunfish? Because I’d like to find out how tight your cockpit is.

Is that a ladder in your tights?

…or is it a stairway to heaven?

"Holding tight on your ride, oh boy it's a thrill, the man on the motorcycle, you're my dream to fulfill."

"Sleep tight, handsome. I'll be dreaming of those eyes... and maybe more. 😉"

"If loving you is a dream, then let 'good night' be our forever. Sleep tight, gorgeous."

If it ain't tight, it ain't right.

"You're the special delivery I've been waiting for, how about we take this package to the next level, Mr. Mailman?"

"You're charging me up and it's all kinds of exciting. Sleep tight, my tantalising light."

"Seeing your glistening abs deliver my package, can I sign for that heavy load waiting in your shorts?"

"Do you come with express delivery? Your muscle-bound figure has me craving for a special drop-off in my tight mailbox."

"UPS isn't the only thing that's big and muscular around here. How about unloading that package in my mailbox?"

"Is it hot out here, or is it just your muscles making my heart sweat? Care to deliver your package in my mailbox?"

Is your coulior as tight as they say it is?

"Did the stars surrender their shine? Because your big eyes outshine the entire galaxy in that tight outfit."

"Sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite...or any tricky test questions for that matter!"

"Moonlight's beauty pales, when compared to your sight, may dreams embrace you tight, sweet lady of the night."

"Just our luck, meeting in a grip chat. I must admit though, your words have a tight grip on my curiosity."

"If stars would wear tight outfits, they'd be as dazzling as your eyes behold."

"Are those star-studded outfits or have your eyes just lit up my universe?"

Your harness isn’t the only one who can hug you tight.

"Is your shirt off because it's hot or because you're making my mailbox steam with anticipation for your big delivery?"

"Your clothes must be jealous because they're hugging the most beautiful girl in the room a bit too tightly."

"You twirl like a dream in the moon's silver light, may I have this dance and hold you tight?"

"In the realm of awesomeness, you're the queen so bright, can I be your king and hold you tight?"

"Hey handsome, the way you handle those packages with your muscle-bound arms is a priority delivery straight to my heart."

"I can't help but admire your heavy load, how about letting me handle your package in the back of your mail truck?"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just your abs glistening under the summer sun while you deliver my package?"

"Sleep tight, beautiful. Remember, if you dream of me, don't hesitate to make it a bit naughty."

"Sleep tight, cutie pie. Protect yourself from the monsters under your bed! Sweet dreams and keep safe."

"Did you borrow those eyes from the stars? Because your gaze outshines my universe when matched with that outfit."

"Your muscles can carry any package, but can they handle the weight of my desire for you under the summer heat?"

"Missin' you more than a Louisiana night without stars, darling. Sleep tight, school's brighter with you there."

"Sleep tight, for tomorrow awaits a day brighter with your smile. Good night, beautiful."

"Even in the moonlight, your allure leaves me breathlessly turned on. Sleep tight, enchantress."

"Is that a special delivery in your shorts, or are you just excited to see me unload?"

"Are your muscles made of postage? Because every time you deliver, my heart's stamp of approval gets stronger."

"With you holding onto me tight, every ride feels like a thrilling adventure, sweetheart."

"In that snug outfit, your beautiful eyes aren't just windows to your soul, they're a captivating universe."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look into your beautiful big eyes, everyone else suddenly disappears."

"Your big, beautiful eyes are the perfect accent to your tight outfit; they've captivated my heart."

"My apartment may be a tight squeeze, but I promise there's always room for your beauty."

"Your abs glisten in the sun, but it's your thick, sweaty package that has my mailbox yearning for a special delivery."

"Sonu, your smile's so enchanting, it makes my heartbeat race faster than your curves on a tight dress."

"Sleep tight, gorgeous. If dreams were dollars, you'd be a billionaire tonight."

"In the dance of our hands held tight, I found my moonlight, would you be my guiding light, every day and night?"

"Is your belt feeling tight? Because it's wrapped around perfection and I can't wait to unravel it."

"In the prison of your gaze, I'm held tight, only you can set free this love-struck knight."

"Goodnight, hope your dreams are as enchanting as your eyes. Sleep tight!" 😉

Hey baby let’s play football

I’ll be the quarterback and you be the tight-end.

"I can't help but notice those abs shining brighter than the sun. Fancy unloading that heavy package in my territory?"

At Tight End: I think he's suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

Do you have claustrophobia?

If not, I have a tight hole you can explore.

"Is your love for thick thighs as strong as the squeeze from mine? Because girl, I can keep you tight forever."

"In dreams of stars or morning light, may I be your pillow, holding you tight?"

"Is your body a package from UPS? Because I'm eager to sign off on those muscular deliveries."

"Well, if my arms are meant to be with yours, then I can't wait to hold you tight."