Top 50 Weak Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Weak pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Weak conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Girl are you my homework?
Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
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Are you like Arthritis?
Because you make me go weak in my knees.
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Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
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You'll be surprised to find that I really have no weaknesses.
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I know I said "this mortal form has grown weak", but you can go rough on me baby.
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You made my whole week 🥵🥰
Now lemme make your hole weak
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Hey girl, are you having a bad time lately?
Because i can make your hole weak.
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Hey, are you a cataplectic attack?
Because you make my knees weak
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My Exeggcute are pretty weak.
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You must be from Jakarta because you make me weak Indones-ia.
Working weak pickup lines
What are my strength and weaknesses? Strength: I can flirt anytime Weakness: Those beautiful eyes of yours.
You’re my favorite weakness.
Is your name Kryptonite? Because I've got a weakness for you.
Girl, your name must be kryptonite because you're my greatest weakness.
Babe, I am going to use my weapon to exploit your weakness.
Are you Mom's spaghetti?
Are you Mom's spaghetti? Because you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty.
Karin: Every living thing has a weakness, but I guess that doesn’t apply to you…
I am like the matchstick,
Insignificant and weak. You are the side strip of the matchbox, during my hard times, you were weathering with me and that's when I realised that there is a spark between us.
*Less like a pickup line though*
Girl, are you Tartarus? Because you keep on changing your weakness.
My weakness isn't Kryptonite, it's your ass
Your pussy's weakness is my thrust attack.
Hey girl, are you arthritis?
Because you make me weak in the knees.
Help I think I need crutches
Because your beauty made my knees weak
Are your palms sweaty?
Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.
You must have cast Ray of Enfeeblement on me, because you're making my knees weak.
Are you a dive set? Because you leave my knees weak.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Talking to you makes my legs as weak as after a 2k.
Hey girl, are you the British economy?
Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.
You make me weak at the knee pads.
Hey Girl, you made my whole week, now let me make you hole weak.
Not a repost, just delete the other one because of a typo
Add "olio" at the end of your name
Because like polio, you make my knees weak
;-)
Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed
Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one
When you meet your soulmate , you'll feel calm with no anxiety, whatsoever.