Top 50 Weak Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Weak pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Weak conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Girl are you my homework?

   Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

2. Are you like Arthritis?

   Because you make me go weak in my knees.

3. Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.

4. I know I said "this mortal form has grown weak", but you can go rough on me baby.

5. You'll be surprised to find that I really have no weaknesses.

6. You made my whole week 🥵🥰

   Now lemme make your hole weak

7. Hey girl, are you having a bad time lately?

   Because i can make your hole weak.

8. Hey, are you a cataplectic attack?

   Because you make my knees weak

9. My Exeggcute are pretty weak.

10. You must be from Jakarta because you make me weak Indones-ia.

Funny weak pickup lines

You’re my favorite weakness.

Is your name Kryptonite? Because I've got a weakness for you.

Girl, your name must be kryptonite because you're my greatest weakness.

Hey are you the British economy?

Because I want to give you a weak pound.

I am like the matchstick,

Insignificant and weak. You are the side strip of the matchbox, during my hard times, you were weathering with me and that's when I realised that there is a spark between us.





*Less like a pickup line though*

Hey girl, are you arthritis?
Because you make me weak in the knees.

Help I think I need crutches

Because your beauty made my knees weak

Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one

When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever

Are your palms sweaty?

Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.

Are you a dive set? Because you leave my knees weak.

Hey girl, are you the British economy?

Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.

Hey Girl, you made my whole week, now let me make you hole weak.

Not a repost, just delete the other one because of a typo

Add "olio" at the end of your name

Because like polio, you make my knees weak
;-)

Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.

Is your name Kryptonite? Cause baby, you make me weak in the knee's

Are you the weak force

Cus you turn my down quark into an up quark

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Kinda weak, but it's gotten me laid more than once.

Hey gurl/guy, are you 25 years spent installing industrial flooring coupled with Osteoporosis?

Because you make my knees weak.

Most humans are frail and weak - but you've got admirable heft, girl.

From Borderlands 3, FL4K

Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.

Are you weak to water type moves?

Because I wanna use a super effective Hydro Pump into you.

Are you from Mecca because you Mecca brother weak.

Are you from the Caribbean?

Cuz you’re making my knees Martin-weak.