Top 50 Weak Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Weak chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Girl are you my homework?

   Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

2. Hey girl, r u a chicken?

   Cause your Breasts I making my drumsticks so weak.
   
   I don't know what I was going for here

3. Are you like Arthritis?

   Because you make me go weak in my knees.

4. Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.

5. I know I said "this mortal form has grown weak", but you can go rough on me baby.

6. You'll be surprised to find that I really have no weaknesses.

7. You made my whole week 🥵🥰

   Now lemme make your hole weak

8. Hey girl, are you having a bad time lately?

   Because i can make your hole weak.

9. My Exeggcute are pretty weak.

10. You must be from Jakarta because you make me weak Indones-ia.

Funny weak pickup lines

You’re my favorite weakness.

Is your name Kryptonite? Because I've got a weakness for you.

Girl, your name must be kryptonite because you're my greatest weakness.

Hey are you the British economy?

Because I want to give you a weak pound.

Hey girl, are you arthritis?

Because you make me weak in the knees.

If we did anal, it would make my day...
But it would make your hole weak.

Are your palms sweaty?

Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.

Are you a dive set? Because you leave my knees weak.

Hey girl, are you the British economy?

Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.

Hey Girl, you made my whole week, now let me make you hole weak.

Not a repost, just delete the other one because of a typo

Add "olio" at the end of your name

Because like polio, you make my knees weak
;-)

A kiss might make your day

But anal will make your hole weak

Anti: Hey girl I heard a kiss can make your whole day, but ...

Anal can make your hole weak

Is your name Kryptonite? Cause baby, you make me weak in the knee's

Hypothetically, if I were Covid-19

If I were Covid-19 and you were a weak immune system... Could I cum inside you?


Ahhaahaaa

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Kinda weak, but it's gotten me laid more than once.

Hey gurl/guy, are you 25 years spent installing industrial flooring coupled with Osteoporosis?

Because you make my knees weak.

Most humans are frail and weak - but you've got admirable heft, girl.

From Borderlands 3, FL4K

Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.

Are you weak to water type moves?

Because I wanna use a super effective Hydro Pump into you.

Are you from Mecca because you Mecca brother weak.

Are you from the Caribbean?

Cuz you’re making my knees Martin-weak.

Girl you can call me D. Rose cause you got me weak in the knees.