Top 50 Weak Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Weak pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Girl are you my homework?

   Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

2. Hey girl, r u a chicken?

   Cause your Breasts I making my drumsticks so weak.

3. Are you like Arthritis?

   Because you make me go weak in my knees.

4. Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.

5. You'll be surprised to find that I really have no weaknesses.

6. I know I said "this mortal form has grown weak", but you can go rough on me baby.

7. You made my whole week 🥵🥰

   Now lemme make your hole weak

8. Hey girl, are you having a bad time lately?

   Because i can make your hole weak.

9. Hey, are you a cataplectic attack?

   Because you make my knees weak

10. My Exeggcute are pretty weak.

Funny weak pickup lines

You must be from Jakarta because you make me weak Indones-ia.

Is your name Kryptonite? Because I've got a weakness for you.

You’re my favorite weakness.

Girl, your name must be kryptonite because you're my greatest weakness.

Are you Mom's spaghetti?

Are you Mom's spaghetti? Because you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty.

Hey girl, are you arthritis?
Because you make me weak in the knees.

Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one

When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever

Help I think I need crutches

Because your beauty made my knees weak

If we did anal, it would make my day...

But it would make your hole weak.

Are your palms sweaty?

Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.

Are you a dive set? Because you leave my knees weak.

Hey girl, are you the British economy?

Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.

Add "olio" at the end of your name

Because like polio, you make my knees weak
;-)

Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one

When you meet your soulmate , you'll feel calm with no anxiety, whatsoever.

A kiss might make your day

But anal will make your hole weak

Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.

Anti: Hey girl I heard a kiss can make your whole day, but ...

Anal can make your hole weak

Is your name Kryptonite? Cause baby, you make me weak in the knee's

Are you the weak force

Cus you turn my down quark into an up quark

Hypothetically, if I were Covid-19

If I were Covid-19 and you were a weak immune system... Could I cum inside you?


Ahhaahaaa

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Kinda weak, but it's gotten me laid more than once.

Hey gurl/guy, are you 25 years spent installing industrial flooring coupled with Osteoporosis?

Because you make my knees weak.

Most humans are frail and weak - but you've got admirable heft, girl.

From Borderlands 3, FL4K