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Top 50 Wrong Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wrong pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Fuck me if I’m wrong but...

    Dinosaurs still exist right?

  2. Fuck me if I am wrong

    But I do have a chance of getting laid with you,right?

  3. Fuck me if I'm wrong

    Have we met before?

  4. Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.

    Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong

  5. You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

    You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

  6. What’s wrong with your left eye?

    Because you’ve been looking right all night.

    A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

  7. Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

  8. Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.

  9. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

  10. Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

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My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.

Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

Don't take this the wrong way, but you have a glorious zarthon.

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I always thought the source of hell's hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

Kiss me if I'm wrong

But you wanna kiss me right?

Something’s wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number.

I thought angels live only in heaven but u proved me wrong.

Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?

The only thing wrong with IOS 8 is that it didn't come with your number.

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Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Kiss me if I'm wrong

But you love me right?

F*ck me if I'm wrong

But you look like you want to have sex with me

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your ass haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

It's technically wrong, but seeing you, I can't help but want to do a little insider trading.

Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.

I think there's something wrong with my hand....

It's not around your neck

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?

I was going to be a pro basketball player

But God put 10 inches in the wrong fuckin spot

I think there's something wrong with my active-camo, because when I see you, everyone else disappears.

My mom always used to tell me that if I made a face for to long it would get stuck that way.

I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.