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Top 50 Wrong Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wrong pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Wrong conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.

    Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong

  2. You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

    You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

  3. What’s wrong with your left eye?

    Because you’ve been looking right all night.

    A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

  4. Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight

    If I’m wrong I’ll eat the difference

  5. Sit on my face and i will guess your weight

    And if I'm wrong

    I'll eat the difference.

  6. Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.

  7. Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

  8. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

  9. Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

  10. My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.

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Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

Don't take this the wrong way, but you have a glorious zarthon.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?

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Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

Kiss me if I'm wrong

But you wanna kiss me right?

Something’s wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number.

I thought angels live only in heaven but u proved me wrong.

Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?

The only thing wrong with IOS 8 is that it didn't come with your number.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

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Study says women heart beat faster then men

But when I see you I can prove this study wrong

Kiss me if I'm wrong

But you love me right?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but we've met before?

They reply no ....


* mic drop

F*ck me if I'm wrong

But you look like you want to have kiss with me

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

Are you a question from my test?

Coz I promise I won't do you wrong

It's technically wrong, but seeing you, I can't help but want to do a little insider trading.

Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.

I think there's something wrong with my hand....

It's not around your neck

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?

I think there's something wrong with my active-camo, because when I see you, everyone else disappears.