Top 50 Wrong Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Wrong conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Wrong pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.
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Dad told me if I wanted to be happy, I should not marry the prettiest woman I could find.
Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong
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You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.
You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.
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What’s wrong with your left eye?
Because you’ve been looking right all night.
A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away. -
Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight
If I’m wrong I’ll eat the difference
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Sit on my face and i will guess your weight
And if I'm wrong
I'll eat the difference. -
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
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Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Don't take this the wrong way, but you have a glorious zarthon.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
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I always thought the source of h**...'s hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?
Kiss me if I'm wrong
But you wanna kiss me right?
Something’s wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number.
Titanic would have never sank if you would have been in it
The ice burg would have melted looking at you
* Not good with grammar correct me me if i’m wrong *
Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?
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The only thing wrong with IOS 8 is that it didn't come with your number.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Study says women heart beat faster then men
But when I see you I can prove this study wrong
Kiss me if I'm wrong
But you love me right?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but we've met before?
They reply no ....
* mic drop
F*ck me if I'm wrong
But you look like you want to have kiss with me
Are you a toilet paper
Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you
Are you a question from my test?
Coz I promise I won't do you wrong
It's technically wrong, but seeing you, I can't help but want to do a little insider trading.
Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
I think there is something wrong with my phone, Can you try calling it?
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I might be on the wrong chairlift, because it's taking me to heaven with an angel.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in this cold desert.
Hey babe, how about some prosciutto and some s**...? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like prosciutto?
f**... me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
I think there's something wrong with my hand....
It's not around your neck
There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
f**... me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
Surfboards are liberal. If you make the wrong statement against your surfboard, you won't need to apologize before you can start riding it. Just get on it and move on.
Two to one says you blow the wrong pipe.
There must be something wrong with my phone, I need your number – again.
Can I guess what your name is? If I guess wrong can I just call you mine?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
Do you think it's hard meeting new people? Try taking off the wrong wave. You will meet as much as you desire.
Ada Wong: Some may think I’m wrong for you;, but I’ll make them think its right.
I think there's something wrong with my active-camo, because when I see you, everyone else disappears.
f**... me if I'm wrong, but I think there IS a cure!
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Wrong phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Wrong lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.