Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?

I always thought the source of h**...'s hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Kiss me if I'm wrong

But you wanna kiss me right?

Something’s wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number.

Titanic would have never sank if you would have been in it

The ice burg would have melted looking at you


* Not good with grammar correct me me if i’m wrong *

Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?

The only thing wrong with IOS 8 is that it didn't come with your number.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Study says women heart beat faster then men

But when I see you I can prove this study wrong

Screw me if I'm wrong, but we've met before?

They reply no ....


* mic drop

F*ck me if I'm wrong

But you look like you want to have kiss with me

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

Are you a question from my test?

Coz I promise I won't do you wrong

It's technically wrong, but seeing you, I can't help but want to do a little insider trading.

Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.

I think there is something wrong with my phone, Can you try calling it?

I might be on the wrong chairlift, because it's taking me to heaven with an angel.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in this cold desert.

Hey babe, how about some prosciutto and some s**...? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like prosciutto?

There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?

I think there's something wrong with my hand....

It's not around your neck

f**... me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

Surfboards are liberal. If you make the wrong statement against your surfboard, you won't need to apologize before you can start riding it. Just get on it and move on.

Two to one says you blow the wrong pipe.

There must be something wrong with my phone, I need your number – again.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?

Do you think it's hard meeting new people? Try taking off the wrong wave. You will meet as much as you desire.

Ada Wong: Some may think I’m wrong for you;, but I’ll make them think its right.

I think there's something wrong with my active-camo, because when I see you, everyone else disappears.

f**... me if I'm wrong, but I think there IS a cure!

Our love is like delicious avocado. So wrong, but so ripe!

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but your hair is real right?

My mom always used to tell me that if I made a face for to long it would get stuck that way.

I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.

Totally agree! Nothing wrong with a cozy day in. Especially if it involves some good snacks and great company... like you, perhaps? 😏

"If thinking you're amazing and on my level is wrong, then I never want to be right."

Did you fall from heaven, or did you just hit your head on the way down?

"If cannibalism is wrong, I don't want to be right; because darling, I could just eat you up."

"Hoshi, are you a lost astronomer? Because your curves are out of this world, and everyone's orbiting around you."

Definitely a wise choice! Can't go wrong with a classic straight-up drink. No need for mixology when you already know what you like!

"If doing favors for a charming person like you is wrong, then I don't want to be right."

"What's wrong with me? I can't stop seeing magic every time I look into your eyes."

"Can I follow you home? Wait, that came out wrong... I mean my GPS broke and it's set to 'Bar & Beauty'."

"I heard you're done with men, but would you entertain the idea of one who's all about proving stereotypes wrong?"

c**.... Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Can I keep loving you forever?

"Hey beautiful, if your smile was a crime, I'd gladly be your partner in all the wrong places."

"Your words sting, sweetheart, but they can't change the fact that your beauty drives me crazy."

"Can we play Sorry together? Cause I'd gladly take a thousand wrong turns just to end up with you."

"Is it wrong to break the ice when my intentions are pure? I promise, no arrogance, just genuine curiosity."

"Are you a melody in the concert of my life? Because your classmate seems to be hitting all the wrong notes."

"My pen dances to your charm, in hopes to hold you in my arm, for in you I see no harm."

"Can I follow you home? Wait, that came out wrong... I mean my mom always told me to follow my dreams."

Deanna, if the first round is on me, can I at least get your number for the second?

"I may be a little cheesy, but at least I'm not as hopeless as you first thought. Care to dance?"

If loving the color blue is wrong, then I don't want to be right... with you.

"In your eyes, I see a tempest, your spirit’s like a song; Though you love to play the bully, with me you can't go wrong."

"I must be reading your body language wrong; it feels like you're inviting me to get a little closer."

Fact: Most women look more attractive when naked. Prove me wrong.

If surrendering to your beauty is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Can I buy you a drink?

"I must be studying the wrong major, because my concentration shifts every time you walk by."

If being lost in your beauty is wrong, then I don't want to be right, bbg.

If dreaming of you is wrong, I don't want to be right. Can I take you out sometime?

Haha, good to know! I'd hate to start off on the wrong foot. So, what's your idea of a perfect date?

"Just like a beautiful melody, I can't erase the wrong notes, but I can make our future harmony perfect."

"If being cheesy keeps you on your mind, then I'll gladly keep serving up more."

"Just when I thought perfection was unattainable, there you are. Want to prove me wrong over dinner?"

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, all my problems disappear.

Like a diamond in the rough, your beauty shines bright, she's wrong about you, you're a dazzling sight.

"If admiring you is wrong, I don't want to be right. Can I keep staring?"

"Well, lucky for you, I have a soft spot for underdogs. Mind if I prove you wrong?"

"Tinder clearly failed to appreciate a diamond like you. Mind if I take the chance to prove them wrong?"

"If being a pervert is wrong, then I don't want to be right; because your allure makes me lose control."

"What's wrong with me? I can't look at you without seeing the most beautiful story waiting to be written."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest...and I'm not entirely sure why."

True that! It’s the perfect blend of sleek and stylish. Do you have any favorite hair products that keep it looking sharp?

"If love's a language, your lips are the song. In our youthful dance, can we ever be wrong?"

"Are you the 'o' in 'lovr'? Because without you, it's just plain wrong, but with you, it feels right."

"Well, maybe I need a captivating guide like you to find the right path? 😉"

"They say perfection doesn't exist, but your slim elegance just proved them wrong."

"Well, let's just say my parents are so good at math, they turned two negatives into a positive!"

"Is your name Autocorrect? Because I definitely didn't mean to fall this hard."

Maybe you've just been looking in the wrong places. I promise, I'm the real deal. Want to give us a chance?

"If loving Barcelona is wrong, I don't want to be right. Can I buy you a drink and discuss our favorite players?"

"In your silence, I find a song, a beauty so rare, it can't be wrong."

"True, but I believe every chat has its spark. Besides, I’d hate to miss out on getting to know someone as intriguing as you! 😊"

"Babe, I must be lifting wrong because the only weight I can't get off my mind is you."

Are you made of dark humor? Because I feel like I'm playing Russian roulette, and you're the bullet.

Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you.

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?

"And here I was, thinking perfection couldn't be improved. Thanks for proving me wrong!"

"Believing I disappoint is like thinking stars can't shine, with you, even the impossible becomes possible."

"I may not know what's wrong, but I do know that being with you feels so right."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, my jaw drops like a magic trick gone wrong.

"Your charm is like a song, so sweet and never wrong; may I serenade your heart and complete our perfect duet?"

"Are you a bottle of water? Because you're my sober choice in a world full of wrong tequila decisions."

"Do your parents know they debunked math? Because they're two wrongs that made an absolute right."

"I hope this doesn't sound nosy, but your uniqueness captures my heart more than any cookie-cutter beauty."

If loving chocolate is wrong, I don't want to be right. Can I share some with you?

If dark humor were a game of Russian Roulette, I'd risk it all just to make you laugh.

"Your nose? Darling, it's the perfect centerpiece to a masterpiece of a face. It's captivating."

"Fair point! But sometimes the wrong turns lead to the most interesting stories. Ready to create an adventure together? 🌟"

"Although my letters may be tiring, your beauty is inspiring, like a star that's ever shining."

Are you ugly?

Cause you’re wrong.

There’s nothing wrong with it, maried people do it.

"Trust me, my intuition is never wrong. Spoiler alert: Our future together is looking pretty bright."

"I may not have the capacity yet, but I'm willing to prove you wrong with every effort."

I won't do you wrong, I am making you feeling right. (Good as h**...)

If loving momo is wrong, I don't want to be right. Can I be your dipping sauce?

"In your eyes, I've lost my way; darling, be my compass and guide my love's stray."

"I may not be perfect, but I sure know how to make your heart skip a beat."

"Is there something wrong with me? Because your eyes seem to have cast a spell that I can't resist."

"Let's embark on an adventure together, where every step I take will be dedicated to proving you wrong."

"Consider this game of admiration as my way of charming the queen who already rules my heart."

"I thought I saw the cutest thing today, until I opened your Snapchat and that kitty purred me wrong."

"Do you have a map? Because I keep losing myself in your captivating smile."

"Haha, right? But honestly, your vibe makes any hairstyle shine brighter. ✨ What's one look you love to rock?"

"Is your nose a compass? Because it's been leading me straight to my heart's true north."

"What's wrong with me? I can't seem to get my mind off how incredibly beautiful you are."

"Didn't mean to ruffle your feathers, angel. I'm just irresistibly drawn to your fiery spirit."

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. Because your world doesn’t have me.

Haha, let me consult my crystal ball... I'm getting strong vibes of Narnia. But hey, I could be wrong! 😉

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back with interest, and maybe steal a few more.

"No worries at all. If it's a mistake, it's the sweetest one I've had today! 😉"