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Top 50 Wrong Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Wrong chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Fuck me if I’m wrong but...

    Dinosaurs still exist right?

  2. Fuck me if I am wrong

    But I do have a chance of getting laid with you,right?

  3. You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

    You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

  4. What’s wrong with your left eye?

    Because you’ve been looking right all night.

    A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

  5. Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

  6. Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.

  7. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

  8. Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

  9. My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.

  10. Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?

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Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

Don't take this the wrong way, but you have a glorious zarthon.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?

I always thought the source of hell's hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

Something’s wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number.

I thought angels live only in heaven but u proved me wrong.

Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?

The only thing wrong with IOS 8 is that it didn't come with your number.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

F*ck me if I'm wrong

But you look like you want to have sex with me

It's technically wrong, but seeing you, I can't help but want to do a little insider trading.

Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?

I think there's something wrong with my active-camo, because when I see you, everyone else disappears.

There’s nothing wrong with it, maried people do it.

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

There's something wrong with my eyes

I can't stop staring at you

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix.

There must be something wrong with my optics, I can't take them off you.

Fuck me if I'm wrong...

But don't you owe me a blowjob

- Day 91

Fuck me if I'm wrong but

Most of the comments on here aren't just a bunch of fucking "Nice", right?