Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re a**...?

Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious Are you smiling now? YOU ARE REALLY b**...

Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.

I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. Aww, because I'm so sweet? No. Because you're fat as h**....

I know it's not April Fools anymore but...

Would it still be April Fools if I've started becoming a fool for you.

When I call u: 1 ring means : I am missing yoU 2 ring means : I like u 3 ring means : I am thinking of u 4 ring means : I need u 5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

Are you an ornithologist?... because my p**... is incredibly swollen with blood.

U r the most CUTE persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere

I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! , I Love "you"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

Do you wanna dance?

Yeah but not with you!
You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!

Does beauty run in your family?

It obviously doesn't in yours!

Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautiful...??

Her: (smiles) and says no..
Him: there is a good reason for that..

I have a box full of baby kittens in my room. Wanna see? …April Fool’s! But now that we’re here…

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant
to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill !!!!
Foolllllllllll

It’s April Fool’s Day, and you look you could turn tricks, baby.

Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you,
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO

That hipster dress is a joke. Better take it off.

True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

U r the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know whose???
Your Own s**...
Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long

Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

There's a 'U' in beautiful.

Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

You make an April Fool out of me every day.

You put the “oh oh” in “fool.”

I can see forever in your eyes.

But all I can see is never in yours.

Why Do Fools Fall in Love

Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life?

Girl: Ok sure
Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

I can make your bed rock.

Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

So what do you do for a living?

I'm a female impersonator.

Boy: my **** is 10 inches

girl: mine's too !

Boy:Nice hair

Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

Can I buy you a drink?

Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
Boy: "I'm gay."

Wanna get laid?

TOTALLY!
Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.

Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment?

Woman: Sure :), you're such a gentleman :).

Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you're a**?

I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J – JOKING

Are you Fool proof, or can I trick you into buying me a drink?

Him Would you like to dance?

Her NO!
Him I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."

Did someone replace the Splenda with cement? Cuz I just got really hard.

Girl, I’d let you flush the toilet while I’m in the shower.

Girl, you’re Fool’s gold. And I don’t ever want to know the real thing.

Guess what day it is? Let’s fool around. (I’m not joking.)

I don’t know what it is about today, but I’m fooling in love with you.