Top 31 Cinco De Mayo Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cinco De Mayo pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cinco De Mayo tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you a Bud Light Lime?
Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
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Hablas Espanola? No matter — my love needs no translation.
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Chica, you're like a piñata, because i'd definitely hit that!
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Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my baerito.
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Dammmnnnnn boy, you can stick your taquito in my guacamole anytime you want!
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That sombrero makes your butt look phenomenal.
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Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cuz you look like a guilty pleasure.
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Eres una angel? Porque…uh… want a beer?
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Feliz cumpleanos?
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Hello. I would like to celebrate you nationwide and regionally in Mexico.
Working cinco de mayo pickup lines
I "Cinc"-o you should take off your pants.
I want to make you Cinco de My Own.
I'd like to put my worm in your tequila bottle.
I'll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you refrain from calling me a hot tamale.
I'm not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking.
Let me see your Mexican HOT dance.
Let's go do the Macarena in my bedroom naked.
Let's put the third X in Dos Equis.
May the Avengers inspire you to drink superheroically this Cinco de Mayo.
My pinata could use a few whacks too.
Oh, a Cinco de Mayo Party? Tell me again where in Mexico you're from?
That is not a burrito in my pocket.
You make me caliente.
You put the Model in Negra Modelo. Or maybe just the "O." I'm too drunk to tell.
You're the Light in my Corona.
Are you from Mexico? Cuz you look like you belong under me.
Are you Cinco de Mayo? Cuz I'd like to think about you all night and forget about you tomorrow.
Border Patrol I need to see what's south of your border.
Are you a frozen margarita? Cuz you just made my brain stop working.