Top 50 Holidays Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Holidays pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Holidays tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Are You A Holiday Meal?

Because you're making my pants tighter and tighter.
I love it when you watch me baste my bird.
Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?
If I sing "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!
What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!
Hey, girl. You would make one good mom.

Working short holidays pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey girl, You want to help celebrate Father's Day by making me one?

I'm no vampire sweetheart but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.

Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?

Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.

I ain’t got four leaves, baby, but if you pluck me, I’ll give you luck!

holidays Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.

Today is my birthday, can i have a retweet as you wish?

I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to suck.

I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

Hey I'm Irish, you wanna play with my shillelagh and blarney stones?

Ash Wednesday is coming up.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Happy Valentines Day.

Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

holidays Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

I noticed you don't have any flowers or a balloon....

How you doin'?

Excuse me, but you're really stoking my yule log.

You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

Hey babe, want to see my Washington Monument?

Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.

Pinch me..I'm not wearing green.

The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

I shaved my p**... hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

Oh you like gherkins? I LOVE whole dill spears for my Thanksgiving table.

I have more than a four leaf clover.

holidays Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

I’ll make you scream.

Are you a four-leafed clover? Cuz I think I'm getting lucky tonight.

So you wanna ensure you have your 1st Mother's Day, "next" year?

How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

Hey, sweetheart, did you know they call me PumpkinHead?

Now I wont be able to blow out my candles...cause you ladies just took my breath away.

Can I be the Mother of your kids?

Know what I want for Christmas? You.

My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

Hey babe, you’re the perfect person to keep me warm at Valley Forge.

How about we skip the turkey and go straight to desert.

Hey babe, want some offspring from the Father of Our Country?

Oh you're a mom? Well that means you'll know how to tuck me in later tonight.

Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you're too hot to handle.

Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.

I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans, ‘cause I’ve been on the hunt for you.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Holidays phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.