50 Presidents Day Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Presidents Day rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about presidents day, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Presidents Day Pickup Lines

A good Presidents Day hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.
My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.
I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.
I'd like to trickle down on her.
I'm gonna Barrack your world.
I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

Short and cute presidents day pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about presidents day are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I'm Baberham Lincoln and I'm here to emancipate your body from those clothes.

You ever wonder why they also named the vacuum a Hoover? Wanna find out?

Next!

Hey baby, want to see my Washington monument?

Girl, you must be Harry Truman because you dropped a bomb on my heart.

Hey Baby. Nobody has more counties named after them than I do.

Hey girl...wanna see my top hat?

Cheesy presidents day Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Just like when Reagan freed the hostages, I'm going to liberate you on the very first day.

Girl, let me be the Bill Clinton to your Monica Lewinsky.

You know, I just don’t know what I wouldn’t do right now for a really good cigar clip.

Hey girl, you Abraham Lincoln cause I really wanna save our Union.

Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.

Girl, you ever spend a night at the Watergate? Cuz I wanna spy on you like Richard Nixon.

I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

Corny presidents day Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Presidents Day conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.

I want to take an inaugural parade right down your Pennsylvania Avenue.

You won't be the first cherry tree I've chopped.

Hey girl have you ever experienced revolution firsthand? No? You wanna get out of here?

A night with me is so life-changing, you'll refer to it as the Revolutionary War.

Hello, my name is Bill Clinton.

I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

Baby, you stop my heart like Teddy's speech stops a bullet.

That Marilyn was pretty but let me show you why this Monroe is the original kiss bomb.

My dear I would duel for the honor of kissing you. Especially if you were a relative.

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

I'm like FDR. I don't even need my legs to get things done.

A good presidents day Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Presidents Day hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey sweetheart, that dress would look even hotter with my stain on it.

Let's be like Ulysses S. Grant and reconstruct something great.

My teeth aren't the only things that's wooden for you.

I did not have s**... relations with that woman. But I will have them with you!

Get on over here and mount my Rushmore.

I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.

I hear she's like Obama Care, everyone can afford her but she never works.

I'm going to need a presidential pardon after this.

I'm against slavery, but I do love b**...

Just two words? Blow me.

If you reject me, you will send me on a trail of tears.

I'm gonna Barack your world!

I'll proclaim your Emancipation all night long.

I was a Supreme Court Justice and a President. I'm pretty good at holding multiple positions.

I didn't find any weapon of mass destruction, but I did find you.

Here's my corollary to the Monroe Doctrine: Speak softly and carry my big stick.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Presidents Day love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Presidents Day chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.