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80 Green Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you have green items or themes for St. Patrick’s Day? Use these “green” pick up lines about the color green to help you flirt with guys or girls. Start the conversation with these clever and witty pick up lines about the color green.

Best Working Green Rizz

A good Green pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!

  2. Tell me if im colorblind but

    When i look at you all i see is green flags

  3. Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

    Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

  4. Your eyes are the beautiful green of a sealed ziploc bag.

  5. Pinch me..I'm not wearing green.

  6. Forget the wearing of green—let’s go right to the wearing of you like a hat!

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What is a good Green pickup line?

Here are 80 green pick up lines for her and flirty green rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your green rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny green pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty green joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute green pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about green are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I guess I'm wearing green today.

Will you be my green pig? Cos I just wanna smash into you.

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

Once you go green, you'll never choose anything in between baby.

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Smooth Green pickup line

I'm wearing green pants...

I remember when drinking green beer was cool.

I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

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Cheesy green Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.

I must been a green seer, cuz you came out of my dreams!

Don't I know you from that green energy company that went bankrupt?

How green is your valley, baby?

Are you a chloroplast?

Because I've never seen someone so green with envy over my energy conversion skills.

Why don't we make our own Seuss story?

I promise, it'll be more exciting and seductive than Green Eggs and Ham.

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Working Green tinder opener

Are you foam insulation that keeps things cool in summer and warm in winter?

Because I’d like you in my house.

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Funny green Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Green conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Hey baby, I have a green card.

Hey baby, are you a chloroplast? Because you’ve got some great green genes.

Can I put my green arrow in your quiver?

How many shades of green can you name?

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

Roses are red

Broccoli is green and that is the fattest kiss I've ever seen

Roses are red, zombies are green

It’s not a horror movie, but I’ll make you scream

I see your favorite color is green, too!

Hey chloroplast, are you a star? Because you make my world go green.

Roses are red, violets are green

… i love your legs, and what’s in between

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Clever green Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Green hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Roses are red, grass is green....

Open your legs, I will fill you with cream

Get all the girls works

Roses are red pickles are green I like your legs and whats in

Baby, I'm like Green Arrow, I never miss my target.

Are you a Green Mage? Because you just gave me a Giant Growth.

You're short, ginger, and wearing green. You're basically a leprechaun.

You are as pretty as a Green card.

Roses are red, grass is green...

I love your legs and what's in between.

Grass is green you're fine

I'll be the six if you'll be the nine

Would you like to see my house? Would you like to unbutton my blouse? Would you like to grazzle my flam? And in the morning, green eggs and ham!

Are u a green flag?

Coz my heart starts racing when I see u

Roses are red, the grass is green

I want you in my bed, if u know what I mean

Want a pint of green beer?

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Smooth green Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Green pickup lines make her give you her number.

Roses are red..

Grass is green,
I want only you in this quarentine

Not one fish or blue fish Nor a Grinch and a Lorax Served all on a green dish From cats wearing hats could ever compare to the places I go When hearing you speak in voices so low I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use, Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

Roses are red

Gherkins are green
I like your legs
What’s in between?

Heard you into guys with green thumbs.

I hope you don't mind me planting my seed inside you.

I don't get it?

I want to douse you in green paint and smack you like a disobedient avocado?

Hey do you like Guacamole?
Cuz im gonna paint your kiss green and spank you like a disobedient avocado

Hey baby, you want a green card?

Roses are red grass is green...

Open your legs and I'll grab my peen

Roses are Red, But Green is greater

Hey, I can see the future of both of us together

You're showing me a red light

baby, but all I see is green!

Roses are Red, Green's the colour of Grass...

Give me a chance, and I'll show you the true Power of Romance

Are you an American

Cause I'm looking for a green card

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Flirty green Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Green pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Is the grass green where you live?

Then it must be the paradise city

Grass is green

Your as hot as the nether, let's build a house, and put our beds together

Do you like Golf?

Cuz I'd putt on your green all day ;)
cuz I'd like to show you a hole in one ;)

Roses are red, Violets are sorta blue..

I’d really like to have a drink with you.

Hydrangeas can be purple, carnations can be green,
You’re the cutest, that I’ve truly ever seen.

Marigolds are yellow, daisies are white,
You could come home with me, if you play your cards right.

Flowers grow in dirt, they don’t grow in sand,
And if you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand.

Plants grow in water, and not in the rock,
Don’t hesitate to text, and I’ll entertain your... flock.


Roses are red, Pickles are green,

I love your legs and what’s in between.

You can come to my house and read "The Green Bible" anytime.

Si estás así de verde, cómo estarás de madura?
(If you are like that while green,what would you be like when you are ripe?)

You're so beautiful, you make Namekians green with envy.

Come on! Let's drink green beer. Let's do green jello shots. Where is your St. Patrick's Day spirits?

Did my eyes just turn green? Because when I see you, I feel like I'm getting lucky.

Everyone keeps talking about this Kelly Green lady. Are you her? No? Then what is your name?

Interested in 50 shades of green?

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Little known fact: St. Patrick invented green beer, peeing in the street and awkward introductions. Hi, I'm [insert name].

You're wearing green, I'm wearing green, we have so much in common that we should get together and go out sometime.

You've already had seven Irish car bombs (Green beers)? Brilliant!

Are you a green mushroom, because you just gave me an 1-up in my pants.

I don't even care if you're not a green pig, I'd still smash you.

I'm hungry for you like the green pigs over the eggs.

Will you be my green pig? Because I just wanna smash into you.

Better take off that green belt, because I want to sprawl all over you.

Your green eyes shine like a emerald.

Would you like to see my house?
Would you like to unbutton my blouse?
Would you like to grazzle my flam?
And in the morning, green eggs and ham!

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Green love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Green chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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