The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Living Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Living pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.

    You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.

  2. Damn girl you live in the twin towers?

    Cause I'd love to come crashing into your place.

  3. Roses are red, violets are blue

    I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

  4. Are you my will to live?

    Because I miss having you around

  5. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  6. I couldn't forget you, even if someone replaced my brain ...

    ... because you live in my heart.

  7. I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.

  8. Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.

  9. You're so beautiful, I want to eat you brain and we can live together forever.

  10. Baby, if I were a dinosaur living without you, I'd be a Tyrannosaurus Wreck.

living pickup line
What is a Living pickup line?

Funny living pickup lines

We only live once, baby. There's no time to lose.

Cum with me if you want to live!

I live alone.

I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.

living pickup line
This is a funny Living pickup line!

Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!

You could say I'm pretty reckless. The only law I live by is Ohm's.

Natures a lot better at inventing wonder than we are, and you're living proof.

Do you live in hollywood? cause you look like you're in the movies.

You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.

Baby, I'm the last living Black Mage. Wanna prevent my extinction?

Are you living in an asylum? Because I'm simply crazy for you.

Let me be your life-saver. And we can live happily ever-raft-er.

living pickup line
Working Living tinder opener

Live for the moment, baby. We could all be extinct tomorrow.

My parents don't live on the same property.

I thought angels live only in heaven but u proved me wrong.

None of my children lives with me.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Female impersonator.

Just because you're not a demon anymore doesn't mean we can't live in sin.

Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.

Come on baby, I’ll show you how to live by the scout law!

Your senior assisted living facility or mine?

I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

I've got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?