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Top 50 Work Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Work pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Work conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You’re a work of art.

    Let me nail you against a wall.

  2. Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

    Just worked

  3. This should work

    Me: there are three views, front view, back view
    Her: whats the third one?
    Me: I loview

  4. Hey girl, are you a person who has just reached working age in a Pennsylvania coal company town?

    Because I've just got to make you mine.

  5. *Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

    _I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_

  6. This works better over text

    What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common?

    We’re both missing u.

  7. Did you know kissing burns 6 calories

    Let’s go work out

  8. This will work everytime

    You can’t spell suicide without u and i

  9. Do you work at chickfila?

    Because I wanna be your pleasure ;)

  10. Since you already work in a bakery

    Can you whip me?

    Can you give those hot buns?

    Can you whip some cream for me?

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Funny work pickup lines

Do you go to my gym?
Cause’ I’d really like to work you out.

Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

Have you ever worked in a hotel?

Then why are you checking me out?

On the scale of 100, you're 31.

But don't you worry, we can work on the rest 69 together.

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This is a funny Work pickup line!

Hey are you my appendix?

Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.

Do you work at KFC?
Cause you're finger licking good!

I usually go for 8's, but i guess i'll settle for a 10.

Could work pretty well for tinder

Hey girl, do you work at the zoo?

Because you look like a keeper.

Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

Because I may get a little Rachel.

Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name.

Best ever, tested and works

(when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

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Working Work tinder opener

I may not have the use of my legs but trust me, other parts still work just fine.

Hey girl are you Jesus?…

…cuz i wanna nail you against some wood.

eh kinda works

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

No, I'm from Iowa.

I only work in outer space.

Summer is coming... kiss is a great work out...

You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

I do my best work on my back.

Do you work in Frankfurt? Cos you just raised my interest.

Hey girl, you work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.

I love the way you work that pen tool.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.