Top 50 Word Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Word pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Studies show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners
In other words hey, how you doing?
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Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?
Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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The word of the day is legs.
Come back to my place, and we can spread the word
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Did you know your legs are the word?
Cause I'm tryna spread it.
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If you were an articlie more than 200 words long, I would still read you.
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Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.
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The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?
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You're gorgeous. Let's me seal my words with a kiss.
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Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?
Ahaha
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Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?
I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long
Edit: forgot the word “want”
Funny word pickup lines
You know the hottie from ice dance? Think you could "Putin" a good word for me!
If you were words on a page, you'd be called fine print.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Aladdin!
Aladdin who? A lad din the street wants a word with you!
Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?
So immature but it makes me fucking laugh
Words just aren’t enough to tell you how special you are to me.
I love you. Good Morning baby.
Even if I looked through every dictionary in the world..
There still wouldn’t be enough words to describe how beautiful you are.
Shhhh. No need for words. You had me at Muay Thai Plum.
Want me to put some words in your mouth??
If i became a pirate,
You would be my only treasure
You can prolly word it a lil better
Edit: change in wording
Im not good with words
But you and me are easy to put together
Atomic number 35, but put the word “be” between the two words
“brobemine” ;)
What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
Walk up to a man in a bar
Picture this
Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words.
"Lickety split, lick my clit"
And wink.
Gets em' every time
The word says to 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; So how about dinner tonight?
Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel.
Today’s word of the day is Your Legs
Today’s word of the day is your legs so let’s go back to my house and spread the word.
I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.
Do you have a dictionary
Because I’m at a loss for words
I have a dig bick...
You read that as big dick cuz you want to believe that (I feel like the wording could be a bit better)
What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.
Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.
Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around
Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?
Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*
Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?
Word of the day is legs, wanna go back to my place and spread the word?
The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.