Top 50 Word Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Word pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Word conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Studies show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners

   In other words hey, how you doing?

2. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

   Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

3. The word of the day is legs.

   Come back to my place, and we can spread the word

4. Today’s word is ‘legs’

   How about we spread the word?

5. Hey girl is buttcheeks one word?

   Or would you rather me spread em?

6. Did you know your legs are the word?

   Cause I'm tryna spread it.

7. If you were an articlie more than 200 words long, I would still read you.

8. Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

9. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

10. You're gorgeous. Let's me seal my words with a kiss.

Funny word pickup lines

Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?
Ahaha

Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long

Edit: forgot the word “want”

You know the hottie from ice dance? Think you could "Putin" a good word for me!

If you were words on a page, you'd be called fine print.

You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Aladdin!

Aladdin who? A lad din the street wants a word with you!

Can you do sign language?

I wish i know how to sign, because i dont think any spoken words can describe how beautiful your are.

Words just aren’t enough to tell you how special you are to me.

I love you. Good Morning baby.

Even if I looked through every dictionary in the world..

There still wouldn’t be enough words to describe how beautiful you are.

At first I thought the word pretty starts with "P"

Yet I was mistaken since I realized it starts with "U"

Shhhh. No need for words. You had me at Muay Thai Plum.

Want me to put some words in your mouth??

I see in your bio it says straight

I think you forgot the words "up cute"

Im not good with words

But you and me are easy to put together

Atomic number 35, but put the word “be” between the two words

“brobemine” ;)

What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

The word says to 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; So how about dinner tonight?

Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel.

I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.

Today’s word of the day is Your Legs

Today’s word of the day is your legs so let’s go back to my house and spread the word.

Do you have a dictionary

Because I’m at a loss for words

Your legs are the word

Now let’s go upstairs and spread the word

Y'know, all the stars in the sky cant sum up the amount of words there are to describe how much of an amazing person you are.