Top 50 Word Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Word pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Studies show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners
In other words hey, how you doing?
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Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?
Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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The word of the day is legs.
Come back to my place, and we can spread the word
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Today’s word is ‘legs’
How about we spread the word?
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Did you know your legs are the word?
Cause I'm tryna spread it.
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If you were an articlie more than 200 words long, I would still read you.
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Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.
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The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?
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You're gorgeous. Let's me seal my words with a kiss.
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Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?
Ahaha
Funny word pickup lines
Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?
I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long
Edit: forgot the word “want”
You know the hottie from ice dance? Think you could "Putin" a good word for me!
If you were words on a page, you'd be called fine print.
Whoever came up with the word "sexy", had you in mind
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Aladdin!
Aladdin who? A lad din the street wants a word with you!
Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?
So immature but it makes me fucking laugh
Can you do sign language?
I wish i know how to sign, because i dont think any spoken words can describe how beautiful your are.
Words just aren’t enough to tell you how special you are to me.
I love you. Good Morning baby.
Even if I looked through every dictionary in the world..
There still wouldn’t be enough words to describe how beautiful you are.
At first I thought the word pretty starts with "P"
Yet I was mistaken since I realized it starts with "U"
Shhhh. No need for words. You had me at Muay Thai Plum.
Want me to put some words in your mouth??
Im not good with words
But you and me are easy to put together
Atomic number 35, but put the word “be” between the two words
“brobemine” ;)
It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner
So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"
What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
Walk up to a man in a bar
Picture this
Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words.
"Lickety split, lick my clit"
And wink.
Gets em' every time
The word says to 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; So how about dinner tonight?
Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel.
Today’s word of the day is Your Legs
Today’s word of the day is your legs so let’s go back to my house and spread the word.
I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.
Do you have a dictionary
Because I’m at a loss for words
Your legs are the word
Now let’s go upstairs and spread the word