Top 9 Speech Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Speech pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Speech conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Your accent is really cute..

   Is what I told this girl until she explained that it wasn't an accent, but a speech disorder (O_O;)

2. The Gettysburg speech was brief, but something I do not know.

3. Baby, you stop my heart like Teddy's speech stops a bullet.

4. Hey are you a white supremacist?

   Cause I wanna k-k-kiss you
   
   Please note, works best if you have a speech impediment
   
   Also note DOES NOT work if you don't have a speech impediment and THEY DO

5. A girl that’s into speech ?

   ._.

6. Whatever we do during the rabbi's speech will be forgiven by neilah.

7. What did the general with a speech impediment say when he saw he was outnumbered? Retweet! Retweet! Hi there, name's Twitter. Can I buy you a drink?

8. I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long

9. Don't say yes yet, I've got a whole speech planned.