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Top 50 Sound Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sound pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

  2. I don't want to sound corny, but I think you're a-maize-ing.

  3. Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...

  4. Wanna go break the sound barrier?

  5. I hope you don't have a roommate, because tonight, I want to make a lot of The Sound and the Fury with you.

  6. Did a cannon just sound or is that my heart beating for you.

  7. Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.

  8. I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning.

    Would you like to come and hear it?

  9. Roses are red, violets are blue

    Poems are stupid, just like I am for you

    (I saw a similar line, and thought this sounded better)

  10. You’re a piece of trash

    As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

    How does 7 o’clock sound?

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Funny sound pickup lines

Girl are you a Prius?
Because I'm getting no sound or indication you're turned on right now.

You're like family to me...

How does moving to Alabama sound?

Can I see your blueprints? I want to lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.

I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.

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This is a funny Sound pickup line!

I’m not sure if this is how it’s done

Roses are red,
Castles have knight,
You and I together,
Sounds about right

I know we just met and this may sound crazy but I discovered a backseat in my car, so come with me maybe?

Hows this sound

I thought you were the girl of my dreams, but even in my dreams I never found someone as fine as you.

Opinions and edits appreciated

Are you a joke

Because I'm always thinking about you.
That sounded so dumb I just want to help people

Can i have a picture of you?

So when people ask me who's the love of you life i can show them you.

This sounded better in my head.

Are you from Tennessee?

Cause you sound like a hick

Hey girl, wanna help me recalibrate my sound board?

You get better and better looking every day, I can't wait until tomorrow! (This is really bad right?)

Heard it on TV, sounds sucky.

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Working Sound tinder opener

You dad must be chef

With one sausage and two nuts he made a masterpiece (or you can use “chef-d'oeuvre” to sound sexier)

Hey cutie

You know what sound really good right now, pie, good thing your a cutie pie.

WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

The question is:

What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

What are you lacking?

What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

What skills do I need to get?

At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

Why do I feel this in this moment?

Go deeper.

What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

Why do I feel this way?

Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

Check what triggers you.

Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

What was the previous time that you felt that?

And before that time when did you feel that?

Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

Try to meditate everyday:

Think about what are you escaping.

Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

Accept them and let them go.

You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

Peace out

Don't mean to sound interesting or anything...but I'm Batman.

You know about the country Uraqt?

Her: What about it

Me: it's spelled U R A Q T
(Snacking sounds intensifies)

I know this pickup might sound a bit humerus, but I assure you I'm being completely serous.

When you walk in the room, my femur is no longer the hardest bone in my body.

I know this pickup might sound a bit humerus...

But when you're in the room, my femur is no longer the hardest bone in my body.

You wanna know how to get any fucking girl ? Repeat my magic phrase

My name is willy, and this may sounds silly, but I’m sellin chilli

Are you a violin... because

A.) you got mad curves

B.) I’d finger you any day

C.) i wanna make some sound from your f holes

I wish I was Burger King cuz then I’d have an excuse to make you my queen

Note:
Idk why I put the Burger King instead of King maybe it just sounds more realistic and plus it can be used to extend the pickup line

Does this sound good. (Opinions)

This is going to sound super corny. But were you one of the babies found in the roscas de Reyes? Because you are blessed. happy birthday.