The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls at Tinder and chat

Top 50 heard Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Heard chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

    Your number?

  2. Dear god these are bad

    I just joined and oh my god.




    These are the worst pickup lines I've ever heard.

  3. Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?

  4. Boy I heard you're a basketball player. I'd like to see you dribble those balls between these legs.

  5. I heard your pants have a low drop rate. I like those odds.

  6. Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

  7. Peter heard the cock crow, but I’d never deny you three times.

  8. I've heard of this place in the new world that lies in your bedroom...

  9. No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

  10. Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

heard pickup line
What is a Heard pickup line?

Latest heard chat up lines

I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.

Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

I heard you and the ocean both specialize in chafing.

Ever heard a black snake moan?

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?

I am Lex Luthor you've heard of me probably.

Hey, my name's Ethel, it's a really vintage name, i doubt you've ever heard it before.

Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

Hey girl, i heard you can get around a block.

I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

I've heard that I taste like nooch--wanna confirm?

Is your name Winter? Because I heard you are coming.

So I heard Jesus called you.. Mind if I do the same?

I heard you like Magic sweetheart, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.

I heard you’re in the companions guild. If this be true, I would adore seeing your inner beast come out for me.

So I heard you from across the weight room...Do you make that noise for everything?

I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

When I heard you liked Star Wars, I knew right then you were the Obi Wan for me.

You may have heard that I'm a great ballhandler. Wanna sample my skills?

We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.

Heard you recycle. Well feel free to reuse me.