50 Heard Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Heard rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about heard, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Heard Pickup Lines

A good Heard hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I heard you’re looking for a STUD.

I’ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.
If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

Your number?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...

Do you wanna start a conversation?
I heard the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body… wanna wrestle?
Are you dumbledore? Because I heard you’re the head master.
I heard you like funny guys...

Not to brag, but all the girls I take to my room end up laughing

Short and cute heard pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about heard are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I heard you wanted some spice in your life, should I c**...-in?

Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?

I heard your pants have a low drop rate. I like those odds.

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

I've heard of this place in the new world that lies in your bedroom...

No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. So what if we shower togther to save water

Cheesy heard Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

Knock knock! Who's there? Waldo.

Waldo who? I have heard that you have been trying to find me.

Heard you get good grades?
Guessing this D won’t hurt.

I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.

Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

I heard you and the ocean both specialize in chafing.

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

Corny heard Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Heard conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey are you a vacuum cleaner? Because I heard you're good at s**...

I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?

Hey girl, I heard you are good at algebra, could you replace my x without asking y?

Girl, I heard you needed some Vitamin C.

Here's a "pickup lime" for you.

Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.

I am Lex Luthor you've heard of me probably.

Hey, my name's Ethel, it's a really vintage name, i doubt you've ever heard it before.

Heard the queen died, had to check up on you and make sure you were okay

Hey girl, i heard you can get around a block.

I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

I just heard this one and It is now my favorite one

Are you the city of Rome after more than one day? Because you’re BUILT!

A good heard Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Heard hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

I've heard that I taste like nooch--wanna confirm?

Is your name Winter?

Because I heard you are coming.

So I heard Jesus called you.. Mind if I do the same?

I heard you’re in the companions guild. If this be true, I would adore seeing your inner beast come out for me.

Apple Music or Spotify?
Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

So I heard you from across the weight room...Do you make that noise for everything?

I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

Hey, I heard you're a pro at spreadsheets. Maybe you can finally help me organize my love life too?

When I heard you liked Star Wars, I knew right then you were the Obi Wan for me.

You may have heard that I'm a great ballhandler.

Wanna sample my skills?

I think it’s time we talk about it

Idk if this is allowed here or not but has anybody heard of this pickup line?? where does it go? what do guys usually say after? debating on replying rn if i can find out how it goes l**...

Ur probably not allowed to come to the gas station i heard things that are too hot too handle aren’t allowed ;)

We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.

Is your name nobody

Cuase i heard you loved me since i was three 3

Have you heard about the new restaurant in town? Apparently they have everything.

The only thing their missing is me n u.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Heard love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Heard chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.