The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Heard Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Heard chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I heard you’re looking for a STUD.

    I’ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.

  2. If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

    Your number?

  3. I heard kissing is the language of love so...

    Do you wanna start a conversation?

  4. Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?

  5. Boy I heard you're a basketball player. I'd like to see you dribble those balls between these legs.

  6. Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

  7. I heard your pants have a low drop rate. I like those odds.

  8. Peter heard the cock crow, but I’d never deny you three times.

  9. I've heard of this place in the new world that lies in your bedroom...

  10. No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

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Funny heard pickup lines

Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

Knock knock! Who's there? Waldo.

Waldo who? I have heard that you have been trying to find me.

I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.

I heard you and the ocean both specialize in chafing.

Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

Ever heard a black snake moan?

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?

Hey, my name's Ethel, it's a really vintage name, i doubt you've ever heard it before.

Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.

I am Lex Luthor you've heard of me probably.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

Hey girl, i heard you can get around a block.

I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

I've heard that I taste like nooch--wanna confirm?

Is your name Winter?

Because I heard you are coming.

So I heard Jesus called you.. Mind if I do the same?

I heard you like Magic sweetheart, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.

I heard you’re in the companions guild. If this be true, I would adore seeing your inner beast come out for me.

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

So I heard you from across the weight room...Do you make that noise for everything?

I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

When I heard you liked Star Wars, I knew right then you were the Obi Wan for me.