The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Heard Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Heard pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I heard you’re looking for a STUD.

    I’ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.

  2. If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

    Your number?

  3. I heard kissing is the language of love so...

    Do you wanna start a conversation?

  4. I heard the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body… wanna wrestle?

  5. Are you dumbledore? Because I heard you’re the head master.

  6. Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?

  7. Boy I heard you're a basketball player.

    I'd like to see you dribble those balls between these legs.

  8. I heard your pants have a low drop rate. I like those odds.

  9. Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

  10. Peter heard the cock crow, but I’d never deny you three times.

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Funny heard pickup lines

I've heard of this place in the new world that lies in your bedroom...

No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

Knock knock! Who's there? Waldo.

Waldo who? I have heard that you have been trying to find me.

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I heard you and the ocean both specialize in chafing.

Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

Ever heard a black snake moan?

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?

Girl, I heard you needed some Vitamin C.

Here's a "pickup lime" for you.

Hey, my name's Ethel, it's a really vintage name, i doubt you've ever heard it before.

I am Lex Luthor you've heard of me probably.

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Working Heard tinder opener

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

Hey girl, i heard you can get around a block.

I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

I've heard that I taste like nooch--wanna confirm?

Is your name Winter?

Because I heard you are coming.

So I heard Jesus called you.. Mind if I do the same?

I heard you like Magic sweetheart, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.

I heard you’re in the companions guild. If this be true, I would adore seeing your inner beast come out for me.

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single