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Top 50 story Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Story chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I want to actively listen to your life story.

  2. I'm working on a story. Maybe you can help me with the climax.

  3. You and me like a Biology. Its an endless story.

  4. Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

  5. Lets compare stories of religious guilt trauma over Corned Beef and Kashmiri chai.

  6. I wrote the American Horror Story opening theme...

  7. Did you like Ghostory? How about making our story?

  8. I'm going to make like "Toy Story" and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.

  9. I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

  10. How about you and I re-write The Story of O together?

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I would get down on one knee but.. well you know the story.

Can I be that somebody? Every love story is beautiful, but ours will be my favorite.

Hey... are you... uhh.. you cute. Runs away*

Have panic attack

True story

Cute girl asked who I was

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

One of my smoothest moves by far...

Not really a line but I felt like this belonged here. So I have a scar on my left hand, its a little dent that I got when I fell on a belt buckle and got the thing that goes through the loops stuck in it. The other night I was walking around with this girl I like and I was telling her the story and put out my hand to show her and so she could feel it. She feels around and says something about how it must've hurt and I respond with something along the lines of. "Yeah it was awful," and then I wrapped my hand around hers and started walking. I still can't believe it actually worked.

I’ll tell you a sad story, if you’ll but lend me an ear.

Disney Cinderella
I was thinking about how Disney has a bunch of variations of the Cinderella cliche of the shoe fits. Then I realized every love story is a Cinderella Story, because it's no about if they fit shoe, it's if they fit you. So the question is, do you want to be my Cinderella?

Hey, random question but by any chance you like Raisins?

Oh nice! me too so how about a date?

[Counter reply to their answer to the date if they say no]

Oh sweet! same here, i don't like dates too.

Back Story - Been using this since i was a wittle Asian boy in primary.

Conversation

It's really hard to start a conversation with someone you don't know very well. This one time, I started talking to the most beautiful girl in the world, and this girl, and she said... go on, then. Say something so I can keep telling my story.

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Tried to come up with two xD

Hey girl are you an Instagram story?
Coz I keep swiping you right to see you again.

Hey girl are you a post on reddit?
Coz you're hot and have my upvote.

Do you like cocktails?

Because I've got some mine stories about my dick.

I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I
LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can
tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in
HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME
saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell
you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in
PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS
of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in
every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all
SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!

Hey Babe, You know GoT last season has rushed into finishing the story

But I assure you, between us it will be a pretty long season

*men* picking up woman on the street

Ok boys, so here the story...i was walking down the street during the day...this guy behind me walks fast to come up to me and says "excuse me miss,can i ask you a question, do you know how beautiful you are"? he looked into my eyes very seriously and deeply with a flirty smile...so heres were im confused he kept walking and just looked forward and didnt continue to make conversation.....im left wondering was this guy just tryna make a ladies day? or was this a genuine pick up?

Woman of my dreams texted me first. Help?

So basically I’m a small time YouTube and I promoted my video on my Instagram story. She saw that story and replied to me about it saying “it was so funny lol”. What’s something good and flirty I can say back to her?

Hey you like toy story right?

Because I can be a friend in you

Best pickup line story

Guys please tell me your best pickup line story that has strong appeal and worked for you so far. Tell in detail.

That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink.
It’s enjoyable.
I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit.

But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye.

I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice.

One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about.

A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different.

So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time.

Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say “hey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't.

After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that."

My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again.

Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me".

That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip".

She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride.

The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption?

I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.

Hey do you like scary stories?

Cause you're lookin Frankan-Fine

Are you the time I forgot to add water to my ramen?

Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

True story, no longer allowed to make ramen when visiting my father

Opening line needed ASAP guys

Suggest me an opening line ASAP, we have been following each other on instagram since a while now, i have decided to make the move and reply her on this story, “CAN ALREADY SMELL THE FLOWERS AND CUTE MESSAGES I WONT BE GETTING ON THIS VALENTINE’s DAY” please suggest me something where i dont look as a creep, fyi, we dont know each other, we dont even have mutuals, completely random people

You're like a broom...

Cause you helped me erase my past bad experiences from my heart and made space to write a new story, together

- Day 24

Oh, you like Toy Story?

Because I have a HUGE Woody at my house.

I bought you this drink

Because I heard a guy say he would spike yours (true story)