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Top 50 Story Pick Up lines

Are you a story teller or you want to test your date with story telling? Use these pick up lines based on story telling. These pick up lines are clever and cheesy that they can work with most story tellers. Please note that these pick up lines can sometimes be cheesy and funny, but they can sometimes be sweet too. Enjoy and hope you will have fun with these pick up lines.

  1. She: I have a boyfriend

    Me : So what? Every story has a villain.

  2. In my opinion every love story is beautiful..

    But ours will definitely be my favorite

  3. Are you a pen?

    Because I want to write my life's story with you

  4. I want to actively listen to your life story.

  5. I'm working on a story. Maybe you can help me with the climax.

  6. You and me like a Biology. Its an endless story.

  7. Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

  8. Lets compare stories of religious guilt trauma over Corned Beef and Kashmiri chai.

  9. I wrote the American Horror Story opening theme...

  10. Did you like Ghostory? How about making our story?

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What is a Story pickup line?

Working story pickup lines

I'm going to make like "Toy Story" and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.

Guys i need some help!!

Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something stupid, eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

How about you and I re-write The Story of O together?

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This is a funny Story pickup line!

I would get down on one knee but.. well you know the story.

Can I be that somebody? Every love story is beautiful, but ours will be my favorite.

Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.

I love this story

The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

Hey have you ever seen Toy Story?

Because you gonna love my woody.

Hey... are you... uhh.. you cute. Runs away*

Have panic attack

True story

Damn baby you are so hot my tipi is growing a second story

I’ll tell you a sad story, if you’ll but lend me an ear.

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Working Story tinder opener

I use and own butt plugs, now tell me about your Toy Story

I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.

Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?”
“You’re both so fine”

I heard if you pee on a jelly fish sting it relieves some of the pain.

Anyways so funny story this jelly fish stung me on the mouth...

Hey you want to watch Toy Story with me ?

Or at least look at my woody.

Disney Cinderella

I was thinking about how Disney has a bunch of variations of the Cinderella cliche of the shoe fits. Then I realized every love story is a Cinderella Story, because it's no about if they fit shoe, it's if they fit you. So the question is, do you want to be my Cinderella?

Hey, random question but by any chance you like Raisins?

Oh nice! me too so how about a date?

[Counter reply to their answer to the date if they say no]

Oh sweet! same here, i don't like dates too.

Back Story - Been using this since i was a wittle Asian boy in primary.


It's really hard to start a conversation with someone you don't know very well. This one time, I started talking to the most beautiful girl in the world, and this girl, and she said... go on, then. Say something so I can keep telling my story.

Tried to come up with two xD

Hey girl are you an Instagram story?
Coz I keep swiping you right to see you again.

Hey girl are you a post on reddit?
Coz you're hot and have my upvote.

I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I
LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can
tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in
saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell
you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in
PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS
of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in
every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all

Hey Babe, You know GoT last season has rushed into finishing the story

But I assure you, between us it will be a pretty long season