Are you the i in Pixar?

Because I'd love to absolutely smash you before a movie

-or-

Because I'd love to bounce on you before a movie

I’d like to take you to the movies

But they say your not aloud to bring in your own snack

I wish I could take you to the movies

But they won’t let me bring my own snack

You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”

Have you seen Titanic? Did you like the end... when it "went down"?

I’d love to explore your two towers.

I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.

There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.

Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.

Is that a machete in your pocket or are you happy to...oh...

Bet you can’t guess what Bertie Botts flavor I am.

Are you catching fire? Because you make my heart melt.

Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Girl, you are finer than the difference between a hex and curse.

Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.

Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

If I were a Jedi , would you be my strength?

hey how’d you like to help me polish my wand.

Girl, I hope you like Quiddich, because I'm definitely a keeper.

I may be the outlaw, but you're the one stealing my heart.

You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

Are you from District 3? ‘Cause you’re the BOMB!

Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.

Wouldn't you like to feel the force flowing within you?

Excuse me are you a dimentor? Be cause you take my breath away.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

I’ve got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not Nagini.

You can't be a real stormtrooper...this photo of you shot me right in the heart and didn't miss!

Is your name Carrie? Because I got carried away in your eyes.

I'll show you my precious if you show me yours.

I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

I won't shoot first in bed.

You’re the one babe to rule them all.

The revolution will not be televised, so let's go to a movie instead.

Are you Tatooine? Because I'm a Moisture Farmer.

I only have enough lifevests for two people a piece, so we'll have to share.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.

Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

You're the iceberg to my titanic.

Do you mind if I apparate into your pants?

Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!

I would ask you out to the movies, but they don’t let snacks in

The fires of Mount Doom aren’t as hawt as you are.

Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

Did I ever tell you that my full last name is b**...?

I know you said you don't want to go out, but they also said the Titanic was unsinkable.

It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The cute ones always die first.

And.. I look at you.. And.. I'm home.

Me, very dangerous... you go first!

It's cold outside baby, let's play Empire Strikes Back. You can be a Tauntaun and I'll get inside you.

I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

You better get your engine started, 'cause here I come... and I've brought company.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

If your love is Crystal Lake then I'm Jason Voorhees. Cause I drowning in it.

It's a portkey.... once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain't never been before.

I want to find out if you talk in your sleep.

Hey, we're in the Matrix, baby - we don't NEED a condom!

Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'

Are you the Cross of Coronado? 'Cause I've been looking for you all my life.

I kick kiss at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

I am no man. Wanna bone ?

Are you from District 4? Because you've got me hooked.

Are you the keymaster?

I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.

You be the iceberg, I'll be the titanic and I'll ram you all night long.

ou can call me the Titanic and I'll call you the Pacific Ocean cause I'd love to hit your iceberg and sink into you.

I'll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.

Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.

You, me, far from the madding crowd!

Is there a pit of quicksand around? I really need you to grab my snake.

You can call me President Snow cause I'm gonna make your Peeta go crazy.

You don't need One Ring to find me.

In my robe is where the magic happens!

Is that canon fire, or is it my heart pounding?

Let's get you plugged in.

On a scale of Katniss to Peeta, how into me are you right now?

Belloq's staff may be too long, but mine's just right.

Take me back to Europe. But this time, let me stay.

You make my heart cannon go boom.

I'm not allowed to bet, but if I could I'd bet on you...

Call me Neo, because I'm The One for you.

Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?

Is your name Kruger, because you kept me up all night.

Baby, I’m an American Express lover ... you shouldn’t go home without me.

Does this napkin smell like chloroform?

Do you live in hollywood? cause you look like you're in the movies.

Han Solo won't be the only one getting stabbed tonight.

Look, snake surprise!

Peeta, put your loaf in my oven!

Your my Ark... I can't help but stare!

Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

Hey Draco…how long did you say your wand was again?

Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.

We would be honored if you would join me.

Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!

You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!

Put your hands on me jack.

How about you be Jack and I'll be Rose, and I'll make room on the door for you?

Can I call you the Oracle? Coz I want you to bake me some cookies and tell me I'm the One.

What are the odds of you being in my favour?

I like to do it skrewt-style. Do you?

This is how we say hello in Germany!

Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.

Swoon. I'll catch you.

Was your *** forged by Sauron? That s**...t looks precious.

You must be a trackerjacker, cuz I must be hallucinating.

Aren't you a little sexy to be a stormtrooper?

Let’d play Quidditch. You grab my quaffles and I’ll find your snitch.

I cast a summoning charm for the perfect woman, and here you are.

If loving you is El-Rond, I don't wanna be El-Right!

If you’re a vampire: I want to s**... your blood baby. But I won’t. Edward and Bella made it work. Sort of.

I have a weapon made of the hardest material on Earth.

I also have this shield.

Hey baby. Is that an iceberg in your pants or you just happy to see me?

I must have been stung by a tracker jacker. You're so beautiful I must be hallucinating.

Do you specialize in getting rid of boggarts? Because you're making my heart feel riddikulus.

You're 38 and you look it.

I know you're taken, but if I had a time-turner, you'd be mine.

Hi, I'm from district 9 3/4ths.

You've got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.

(Look down at your c**...) Well, it's not just going to s**... itself.

My name is Austin...remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.