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Top 17 Screen Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Screen pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, you wanna play house?

    You can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night.

  2. Want to watch some porn?

    On my big screen mirror?

  3. For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

    “Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”

    “Sure”

    *send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*

    See if they give you their number

  4. Want to come back to my place...

    And watch porn on my 50" flat screen mirror?

  5. I'd let you touch my screen as much you want.

  6. Wanna Come Over and Watch Porn......

    On my 4K flat screen mirror ;)

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    I know this is an oldie, but it had to be back up here

  7. Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

    See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)

  8. I NEED YOUR HELP

    I need a line that works 100% OF THE TIME! REPLY YOUR SUBMISSIONS AND I WILL SEND A SCREEN SHOT OF THE RESPONSE

  9. Hey bb wanna play house?

    You can be the screen door, and ill *slam* you all night long

  10. Would you like to be my lock screen?

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Pickup line for a girl named Camille
Her screen name is nerdlecake and likes video games

Baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but ur sooo hot my screen melted

Your name's sun screen right? I'd feel better if you were all over me.

Wanna play house? You can be the screen door, and I'll slam you all night.

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I'd bang you like a screen door during that tsunami.

I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long!