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Top 48 paper Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Paper chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

  2. Best one I know.

    Go up to crush with your phone to your ear.
    Have a pen and paper in hand and ask them if they can write something down for you.
    As they grab it "talk" into the phone and say something like,
    "Okay what was it?"
    Read out your number, and say;
    "Can you write **(your name)** under that, with a heart?"
    (Most people instinctively do so.)
    Then slick as hell put your phone in your pocket and say, "You can keep that" ;)

  3. So this is a piece of paper with my number on it. You should call me.

  4. So do you want to make it official and co-author a paper together?

  5. How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

  6. I hope you don't mind paper cuts.

  7. If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?

  8. Baby, do you need toilet paper?

    Because I could be your Prince Charmin.

  9. Clever way to get her phone number

    Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
    Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
    Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
    Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

  10. I wish I was a piece of toilet paper..

    So I could touch your butt.

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Hey do you like bad boys?
Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

This one is really good

I'm writing a term paper on the fine things in life.
I was wondering if I could interview you?

Damn, girl are you toilet paper?

Because I need all of you for absolutely no reason.

Do you need toilet paper?

Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.

Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!

Hey girl I'm a scientist working on a paper.

I am a philametologist and could use your help on my next work.

Hey Girl, do you need toilet paper?
Because I can be your Prince Charmin

Damn girl, are you coronavirus?

Cause you got me using more toilet paper ;)

Do you like to play rock, paper, scissors?

Because I wanna smash you hard with my rock.

I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

Are you toilet paper?

Cause I can’t get enough of you

Hey girl are you associated with the Panama papers?

Can i check out your tax haven?

Send help I'm stuck in the bathroom.

Damn are you toliet paper? Cause people can't seem to get enough of you these days.

Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine

Hey honey
Be my valentine?



(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

Did you just sit in a pile of shit?

Because my dick is soft like toilet paper and I want to wipe your ass with it.

Are you a roll of toilet paper?

Cause everybody is fighting for you.

Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need

Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

Baby you are like toilet paper.

I wish you can last forever

I’ve run out of toilet paper

Can I use you instead

I think you dropped this

(hand piece of paper with your number to them)
Seems pretty important

Does this paper smell like chloroform?

You’ll surely win tonight with this ;)

Are you a college paper?

Because I gotta do you for hours straight.

480 pages of paper

Damn girl is that ass a bundle of paper? Cuz I’m about to ream it

Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me.





We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life.




Ok so, pick you up around 5?

I wish I was toilet paper

I wish I was toilet paper cuz then I could touch your butt