50 Paper Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Paper rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about paper, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Paper Pickup Lines

A good Paper hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,

Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

(The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)
Are you a paper straw?

Because i’ll s**... you off until you disintegrate
Are you an exam paper?

Because I forget everything when I look at you...
Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
Are you the question paper to tomorrow's exam?

Because I'm probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don't know what I'm doing and finish in 3 minutes
You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

Short and cute paper pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about paper are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

So this is a piece of paper with my number on it.

You should call me.

No pen, No paper

And yet you still draw my attention.

I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your butt

So do you want to make it official and co-author a paper together?

No pen, no paper

But somehow, you still draw my attention

Are you a toilet paper
Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

I hope you don't mind paper cuts.

Cheesy paper Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Baby, do you need toilet paper?

Because I could be your Prince Charmin.

If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?

Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.

Hey girl are you toilet paper?

Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

Hey do you like bad boys?

Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

This one is really good

I'm writing a term paper on the fine things in life.
I was wondering if I could interview you?

Corny paper Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Paper conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

“Are you a paper?”

Girl: “no???”
“Oh great because I’m a rock

Do you need toilet paper?

Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.

Hey girl I'm a scientist working on a paper.

I am a philametologist and could use your help on my next work.

Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!

Hey girl, are you acid to my litmus paper,
Cause you turn me red

Hey Girl, do you need toilet paper?

Because I can be your Prince Charmin

Are you 590 paper sheets?

Because you're going to have an important role in my biography.

for a gal w/ pen & paper

Approach and say, now what
Her: what, huh (may vary but u got 'er attention)
You: I'm sure you were drawing my attention

Remixme

I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

Do you like to play rock, paper, scissors?

Because I wanna smash you hard with my rock.

Are you a college paper?

Cause I wanna procrastinate till the last minute then spend all night doing you

You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.

A good paper Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Paper hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you a sheet of paper?

Bcs i wanna Cover you with the ink from my pencil;)

Can you hold this?

1. Write the word 'out' on a piece of paper.
2. Ask the person you're interested in to hold it.
3. Go and order a drink. One for you. One for them.
4. Get back to them. Thank them.
5. They ask the purpose.
6. You tell them they've been holding out for a hero.

Works especially well if you can get them to hold it longer.

Then they're holding out for a hero till the end of the night.

Are you toilet paper?

Cause I can’t get enough of you

Hey girl are you associated with the Panama papers?

Can i check out your tax haven?

Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine

Hey honey
Be my valentine?

(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

Are you a roll of toilet paper?
Cause everybody is fighting for you.

Baby you are like toilet paper.

I wish you can last forever

Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need

Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

I’ve run out of toilet paper

Can I use you instead

I think you dropped this

(hand piece of paper with your number to them)
Seems pretty important

Does this paper smell like chloroform?

You’ll surely win tonight with this ;)

Are you a college paper?

Because I gotta do you for hours straight.

Make sure you have toilet paper.

Buy this toilet paper and it won't be the only thing wiping your kiss tonight

Are you a rolling paper?

Cause I wanna lick you

You're so fascinating, I could write a 10-page paper about you.

If my exams were as easy as having kiss with you, I'd be getting 100% scores on all my papers.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Paper love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Paper chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.