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Top 50 Paper Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Paper chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

  2. Best one I know.

    Go up to crush with your phone to your ear.
    Have a pen and paper in hand and ask them if they can write something down for you.
    As they grab it "talk" into the phone and say something like,
    "Okay what was it?"
    Read out your number, and say;
    "Can you write **(your name)** under that, with a heart?"
    (Most people instinctively do so.)
    Then slick as hell put your phone in your pocket and say, "You can keep that" ;)

  3. So this is a piece of paper with my number on it. You should call me.

  4. You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

  5. So do you want to make it official and co-author a paper together?

  6. How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

  7. I hope you don't mind paper cuts.

  8. Baby, do you need toilet paper?

    Because I could be your Prince Charmin.

  9. If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?

  10. Clever way to get her phone number

    Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
    Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
    Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
    Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

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Funny paper pickup lines

I wish I was a piece of toilet paper..
So I could touch your butt.

Hey do you like bad boys?

Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

This one is really good

I'm writing a term paper on the fine things in life.
I was wondering if I could interview you?

Damn, girl are you toilet paper?

Because I need all of you for absolutely no reason.

Do you need toilet paper?

Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.

Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!

Hey girl I'm a scientist working on a paper.
I am a philametologist and could use your help on my next work.

Hey Girl, do you need toilet paper?

Because I can be your Prince Charmin

Damn girl, are you coronavirus?

Cause you got me using more toilet paper ;)

Are you 590 paper sheets?

Because you're going to have an important role in my biography.

Do you like to play rock, paper, scissors?

Because I wanna smash you hard with my rock.

I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

Are you a college paper?

Cause I wanna procrastinate till the last minute then spend all night doing you

Can you hold this?

1. Write the word 'out' on a piece of paper.
2. Ask the person you're interested in to hold it.
3. Go and order a drink. One for you. One for them.
4. Get back to them. Thank them.
5. They ask the purpose.
6. You tell them they've been holding out for a hero.

Works especially well if you can get them to hold it longer.

Then they're holding out for a hero till the end of the night.

Hey girl are you associated with the Panama papers?

Can i check out your tax haven?

Are you toilet paper?

Cause I can’t get enough of you

Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine

Hey honey
Be my valentine?



(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

Send help I'm stuck in the bathroom.

Damn are you toliet paper? Cause people can't seem to get enough of you these days.

Did you just sit in a pile of shit?

Because my dick is soft like toilet paper and I want to wipe your ass with it.

Are you a roll of toilet paper?

Cause everybody is fighting for you.

Baby you are like toilet paper.

I wish you can last forever

Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need

Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

I’ve run out of toilet paper

Can I use you instead

I think you dropped this

(hand piece of paper with your number to them)
Seems pretty important

Does this paper smell like chloroform?

You’ll surely win tonight with this ;)