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Top 50 Paper Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Paper pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,

    Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

    (The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

  2. Are you an exam paper?

    Because I forget everything when I look at you...

  3. Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

  4. Are you the question paper to tomorrow's exam?

    Because I'm probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don't know what I'm doing and finish in 3 minutes

  5. So this is a piece of paper with my number on it.

    You should call me.

  6. You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

  7. So do you want to make it official and co-author a paper together?

  8. How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

  9. Are you a toilet paper

    Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your ass haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

  10. I hope you don't mind paper cuts.

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What is a Paper pickup line?

Funny paper pickup lines

If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?

Baby, do you need toilet paper?

Because I could be your Prince Charmin.

Hey girl are you toilet paper?

Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

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This is a funny Paper pickup line!

I wish I was a piece of toilet paper..

So I could touch your butt.

Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

This one is really good

I'm writing a term paper on the fine things in life.
I was wondering if I could interview you?

Damn, girl are you toilet paper?

Because I need all of you for absolutely no reason.

Do you need toilet paper?

Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.

Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!

Hey girl I'm a scientist working on a paper.

I am a philametologist and could use your help on my next work.

Hey girl, are you acid to my litmus paper,

Cause you turn me red

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Working Paper tinder opener

Damn girl, are you coronavirus?

Cause you got me using more toilet paper ;)

Are you 590 paper sheets?

Because you're going to have an important role in my biography.

I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

Do you like to play rock, paper, scissors?

Because I wanna smash you hard with my rock.

Are you a college paper?

Cause I wanna procrastinate till the last minute then spend all night doing you

You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.

Can you hold this?

1. Write the word 'out' on a piece of paper.
2. Ask the person you're interested in to hold it.
3. Go and order a drink. One for you. One for them.
4. Get back to them. Thank them.
5. They ask the purpose.
6. You tell them they've been holding out for a hero.

Works especially well if you can get them to hold it longer.

Then they're holding out for a hero till the end of the night.

Are you a sheet of paper?

Bcs i wanna Cover you with the ink from my pencil;)

Hey girl are you associated with the Panama papers?

Can i check out your tax haven?

Go up to crush with your phone to your ear.

Have a pen and paper in hand and ask them if they can write something down for you.
As they grab it "talk" into the phone and say something like,
"Okay what was it?"
Read out your number, and say;
"Can you write **(your name)** under that, with a heart?"
(Most people instinctively do so.)
Then slick as hell put your phone in your pocket and say, "You can keep that" ;)

Are you toilet paper?

Cause I can’t get enough of you