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110 Paper Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 paper pick up lines for her and flirty paper rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about paper that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your paper rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny paper pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty paper joke for a great chat response.

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A good Paper pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,

    Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

    (The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

  2. Are you a paper straw?

    Because i’ll s**... you off until you disintegrate

  3. Are you an exam paper?

    Because I forget everything when I look at you...

  4. Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

  5. Are you the question paper to tomorrow's exam?

    Because I'm probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don't know what I'm doing and finish in 3 minutes

  6. You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

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What is a good Paper pickup line?

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Short and cute paper pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about paper are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

So this is a piece of paper with my number on it.

You should call me.

No pen, No paper

And yet you still draw my attention.

I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your butt

So do you want to make it official and co-author a paper together?

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Smooth Paper pickup line

No pen, no paper

But somehow, you still draw my attention

Are you a toilet paper
Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

I hope you don't mind paper cuts.

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Cheesy paper Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Baby, do you need toilet paper?

Because I could be your Prince Charmin.

If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?

Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.

Hey girl are you toilet paper?

Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away

"I have no doubt you'll ace it! With your charm and intelligence, that paper doesn't stand a chance."

"Good luck! Remember, if your paper was a person, it'd be too intimidated to go on a date with you!"

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Working Paper tinder opener

"Did your divorce papers include a clause that you must steal hearts? Because I think mine just got served."

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Funny paper Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Paper conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

"Are you a notebook? Because my heart has been scribbling your name all over its pages."

"Well, isn't that a charming line! No canvas, no brush but you've painted quite an impression on me already."

"Well, if every challenge is just 'paper one easy' to you, that's impressive!"

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes like an unexplored parchment."

"You turned my paper ring into a circle of love. Let's make some magic together, darling."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I swear you're an angel in that paper ring."

Like a paper ring, your love is pure and bright, marrying me in eternal light.

Your love is the ink that writes the story of my life with you as my wife.

"Is your name Angel Soft? Because you've got me feeling like I just won the toilet paper lottery."

"Excuse me miss, are you a highlighter? Because every moment with you is worth marking in bright colors."

Like a paper ring, you've made my heart sing. You're my forever love, my everything.

"A sitcom geek, huh? I'll make our chats as exciting as 'The Office' finale, only with more romance and less paper. 😉"

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Clever paper Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Paper hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine brighter than my paper ring.

"Hey, don't underestimate me, I once won a championship in lifting...paper weights!"

"Excuse me, but can you help me out? I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I've just found my source."

"Are you made of diamonds, babe? Because you shine brighter than my paper ring ever could."

"You're like the perfect script on an untouched piece of paper, flawlessly beautiful and completely unique."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you've got me feeling like I'm on cloud nine, wife."

"That's smooth, just like the way you're capturing my interest. You're a masterpiece in your own right."

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

"Sure, but if you ace it, you owe me a victory dance tutorial. Fair deal?"

"Is your name Toilet Paper? Because I can't stand the thought of being without you."

In your eyes, I see the universe unfold, my heart sings for you, my forever hand to hold.

"Just like with the toilet paper in my house, I can't imagine a day without rolling with your beauty."

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Smooth paper Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Paper pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Grading papers is dull, but grading you? You score an A+ in captivating beauty and irresistible charm."

"Are you a page from a book? Because every word I read on you leads me closer to falling in love."

"I may not be a lawyer, but I promise to make our love story more compelling than your divorce papers."

"Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine brighter than my paper ring on our wedding day."

"Are you made of diamonds? Because you're a precious gem that I'd love to treasure forever, my dear wife."

"Success wished! But remember, paper cuts are more painful than bad grades."

In your eyes, my world does sing,
You're my wife, my everything.

Like a paper ring, delicate and true, you're the only one for me, my love for you grew.

"In this sea of paper and ink, your smile is my only brink."

"I'm more into unwrapping a gift slowly to savor the moment, rather than tearing through the wrapping paper."

"Just like a story on a blank paper, our love story is waiting to be written beautifully."

Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

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Flirty paper Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Paper pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Is your name Homework? Because I can't seem to get you out of my mind."

"Are you a piece of paper? Because I can't help but feel we'd be perfect if we were penned together."

Hey do you like bad boys?

Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

"Forget about pencils and papers, what you need is a date with me to make your school life interesting."

"Imagine a world where my words don't just enchant you on paper, but light up your phone screen daily."

In your eyes I see forever shine, with a paper ring our hearts align, forever yours and thine.

"Is your love for toilet paper like a forest? Cause I'm lost in your softness and don't want to find my way back."

"Wow, you're tackling life like it's a paper one, huh? That's pretty cool."

"Just paper one? I think modesty might just be your secret superpower, along with your apparent knack for acing tests."

"Are you my favorite brand of toilet paper? 'Cause you're irresistibly soft, strong and definitely indispensable in my life."

"Girl, are you toilet paper? Because even in panic mode, you're the first thing I reach for."

Are you made of toilet paper? Because I want to take you home with me.

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Cringe paper Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

With a paper ring, our love took flight,
My darling wife, my shining light.

"Are you made of toilet paper? 'Cause I just can't resist wrapping myself up in you."

This one is really good

I'm writing a term paper on the fine things in life.
I was wondering if I could interview you?

"Good luck! Remember, if your paper was a date, it'd be the best looking one in town."

“Are you a paper?”

Girl: “no???”
“Oh great because I’m a rock

"Paper one or not, it's impressive you aced it. Intelligence is a rare attribute, and you seem to have it in abundance."

"Are you a paper cut? Because every time I see you, I feel a sharp, sweet pain that makes my heart flutter."

"Are you a roll of toilet paper? Because I can't resist being around you when things get crappy!"

Do you need toilet paper?

Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.

"Well, Picasso, you've got quite the knack for sketching interest. Let's see if we can turn this into a masterpiece."

"Success is yours! Because when it comes to writing papers, you're like Shakespeare on a triple espresso."

Hey girl I'm a scientist working on a paper.

I am a philametologist and could use your help on my next work.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Paper love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Paper chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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