You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

No pen, No paper

And yet you still draw my attention.

I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your butt

So do you want to make it official and co-author a paper together?

No pen, no paper

But somehow, you still draw my attention

I hope you don't mind paper cuts.

If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?

Baby, do you need toilet paper?

Because I could be your Prince Charmin.

Hey girl are you toilet paper?

Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away

Like ink on paper, your words in my heart stay. Your beauty lights up my day.

Are you a stack of papers? Because you're well-organized and filled with fascinating stories.

Your beauty shines like a polished rock, in this world of paper, you're a rare gem.

"Are you made of paper? Because every time I see you, my heart folds into something beautiful."

"I have no doubt you'll ace it! With your charm and intelligence, that paper doesn't stand a chance."

In the game of love, you're the winning paper, cutting through my defenses like a sharp taper.

"Wow, you're like a science textbook with a pulse. I'm seriously impressed by your knowledge!"

"Are you a rolling paper? Because I can't help but get wrapped up in your vibe!"

"Did your divorce papers include a clause that you must steal hearts? Because I think mine just got served."

Are you made of paper? Because every time I see you, I can't help but fold for you.

"Well, isn't that a charming line! No canvas, no brush but you've painted quite an impression on me already."

"Well, if every challenge is just 'paper one easy' to you, that's impressive!"

"Are you a notebook? Because my heart has been scribbling your name all over its pages."

Like scissors chasing paper, I'm drawn to your grace and charm, my heart's ultimate savior.

Are you a notebook? Because I can't seem to get you out of my mind's paper.

Like paper, you're delicate and fine, but your beauty outshines any design.

Your beauty shines like a diamond, my dear, let's play paper rock scissors and make our love clear.

If rock beats scissors and scissors cuts paper, you must be the winner - a true gem in any contest.

"You must be a paper cut, because even though you hurt me, I can't resist touching you."

Like a rock in my stormy sea, you crush all doubts and set my soul free.

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes like an unexplored parchment."

When I see you, my heart goes thump, you're the rock to my scissors, let's make a perfect jump!

Like ink on paper, your words divine, in my heart they'll forever shine.

Like scissors cutting through paper, you've captured my heart with your beauty and grace.

Are you a stack of papers? Because you're well-organized and absolutely fascinating to read through.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I swear you're an angel in that paper ring."

Like paper, you're delicate and fine, a masterpiece that's truly divine.

"You turned my paper ring into a circle of love. Let's make some magic together, darling."

Like a paper ring, your love is pure and bright, marrying me in eternal light.

Like a pen to paper, you bring magic to life, your beauty sharper than any knife.

"Is your name Angel Soft? Because you've got me feeling like I just won the toilet paper lottery."

Are you made of paper? Because you're the sweetest thing my rock can crush in this game of love.

Like scissors through paper, your beauty cuts so deep, a rare gem that I long to keep.

Excuse me, but can you help me? I'm writing a term paper on the most beautiful girl in the room.

Are you made of paper? Because you're the only thing I'd choose in this game of hearts.

Your love is the ink that writes the story of my life with you as my wife.

Is your name in the headlines? Because every time I see you, you make my day newsworthy.

Like paper to rock, you've captured my heart. You're the perfect match, right from the start.

Are you a research paper? Because I'd love to explore your mind and uncover all your hidden depths.

Did you invent paper? Because every time I'm with you, my heart is on a tear!

Like a paper ring, you've made my heart sing. You're my forever love, my everything.

Are you made of Skibidi toilet paper? 'Cause you're tearin' up my heart, lil Uzi Vert style!

"If we were paper, I'd fold us into something beautiful together—what do you say to a creative adventure?"

Girl, are you a research paper? Because I can't stop thinking about you and your citations!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your beauty shines like a diamond in the rock-paper view.

Is your name Paper Cut? Because every time I see you, I feel a little pain in my heart.

"Excuse me miss, are you a highlighter? Because every moment with you is worth marking in bright colors."

Are you a stack of papers? Because you're well-written, organized, and totally worth getting to know.

You're as strong as a rock, yet delicate as paper. Can I be the scissors to complete you?

Are you paper? Because you're the only one that wraps my heart with tender grace.

"Are you a rock? Because I want to cover your face with my love like paper!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with my exam paper again?"

"Hey, don't underestimate me, I once won a championship in lifting...paper weights!"

"Excuse me, but can you help me out? I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I've just found my source."

Are you a roll of toilet paper? Because I can't resist wrapping you up in my love!

"Is your name Paper? Because I've got some rocks that want to cover your face in affection!"

Like a clock ticking, my heart beats for you. You're the perfect match, like rock-paper-scissors too.

Your beauty shines like a gem in the rough, standing out like a rock among the paper-thin crowd.

"You're like the perfect script on an untouched piece of paper, flawlessly beautiful and completely unique."

"Are you made of ink and paper? Because every word you speak writes poetry on my heart."

"Are you made of diamonds, babe? Because you shine brighter than my paper ring ever could."

If you were a document, you'd be the most important one in my file.

Are you a paper? Because with your beauty, I'd let you cover me in every game of rock scissors.

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

"Is your name Toilet Paper? Because I can't stand the thought of being without you."

"You're the rock to my paper, strong and steady, without you, life would be unsteady."

"Sure, but if you ace it, you owe me a victory dance tutorial. Fair deal?"

"That's smooth, just like the way you're capturing my interest. You're a masterpiece in your own right."

Your beauty rocks my world like scissors through paper, every moment spent with you is a treasure.

Your beauty shines like a rock in the sky, winning my heart like scissors flying high.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you've got me feeling like I'm on cloud nine, wife."

"In this game of scissors and stone, you're the one I can't resist to be won."

Like a delicate paper rock, your grace and charm make my heart skip a beat.

"I may not be a lawyer, but I promise to make our love story more compelling than your divorce papers."

"Grading papers is dull, but grading you? You score an A+ in captivating beauty and irresistible charm."

Are you a paper clip? Because you've got me bent out of shape with your charm.

"Just like scissors cutting through paper, your beauty cuts through the noise of the world."

"Are you a page from a book? Because every word I read on you leads me closer to falling in love."

"Just like with the toilet paper in my house, I can't imagine a day without rolling with your beauty."

Like a pen to paper, you draw out my heart's desire, your beauty sets my soul on fire.

"Hey Mel, each word on paper will be a love confession, expressing my admiration and affection."

"Excuse me, darling, but the only neighborhood I want to be in is the one with you."

Like a rock in my hand, you're solid and strong. With you by my side, I can never go wrong.

In your eyes, I see the universe unfold, my heart sings for you, my forever hand to hold.

Like a paper ring, delicate and true, you're the only one for me, my love for you grew.

If a smile was a paper, yours would be the most beautiful love letter I've ever seen.

"In this sea of paper and ink, your smile is my only brink."

"Success wished! But remember, paper cuts are more painful than bad grades."

You are as strong as a rock, but as delicate as paper, the perfect combination that makes my heart flutter.

Like scissors cutting through paper, you've left me in awe. Your beauty shines brighter than all I saw.

"Just like a story on a blank paper, our love story is waiting to be written beautifully."

"Like a page from a book, you’re a story divine; your beauty's the ink that makes my heart shine."

Are you a stack of papers? Because you've got me falling head over heels for you!

"Are you made of diamonds? Because you're a precious gem that I'd love to treasure forever, my dear wife."

"Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine brighter than my paper ring on our wedding day."

Your smile shines like paper in the sun, with you by my side, every game is won.

In your eyes, my world does sing,
You're my wife, my everything.

Your beauty rocks my world like a perfect game of scissors, cutting through the chaos with grace.

Hey do you like bad boys?

Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

Your smile could melt the hardest stone, let's play paper rock scissors and make magic on our own.

Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

"I may have taken a wrong turn, but meeting you was no mistake. Can I buy you a drink?"

Is your smile made of paper? 'Cause you always rock my world, unlike the scissor.

"Are you a piece of paper? Because I can't help but feel we'd be perfect if we were penned together."

"Is your name Homework? Because I can't seem to get you out of my mind."

"Forget about pencils and papers, what you need is a date with me to make your school life interesting."

"Are you a rock? Because I’m paper, and I’m totally falling for your sharp edges!"

Are you a roll of toilet paper? Because I feel like I could never get enough of you.

Are you a paper cut? Because you're a little pain, but I can't resist touching you.

Like a pair of scissors, you cut through my heart with charm and grace, leaving me in awe.

"Imagine a world where my words don't just enchant you on paper, but light up your phone screen daily."

Are you a research paper? Because I can't stop thinking about you... just like the primacy effect in memory!

In your eyes I see forever shine, with a paper ring our hearts align, forever yours and thine.

"Girl, are you toilet paper? Because even in panic mode, you're the first thing I reach for."

"Just paper one? I think modesty might just be your secret superpower, along with your apparent knack for acing tests."

"Wow, you're tackling life like it's a paper one, huh? That's pretty cool."

"Are you my favorite brand of toilet paper? 'Cause you're irresistibly soft, strong and definitely indispensable in my life."

Are you a paper? 'Cause you're worth more than a thousand wins in this game of love.

"Is your love for toilet paper like a forest? Cause I'm lost in your softness and don't want to find my way back."

Are you made of paper? Because every time I see you, my heart rocks with joy.

You must be a paper cut, because you've got me feeling a mix of pain and pleasure around you.

"You're the paper to my rock, a perfect match in this game of love's clock."