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Top 32 Written Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Written chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Did you just get a parking ticket from a vampire? Cause you have fine written all over your neck.

  2. Do you have overdue books? 'Cause you have FINE written all over you.

  3. Are you a parking ticket?

    Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.

  4. You're like a speeding ticket. you have fine written all over you!

  5. You're like this Book I forgot to return because you've got Fine written all over you.

  6. History will be written by Men who ride Hogs.

  7. I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

  8. Girl, I want you to receive God's message. It's written in my DNA.

  9. You must have some overdue books, because you've got FINE written all over you.

  10. You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!

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What does having sex with you and sharing Copyrighted property of the NFL have in common?
I can't do either without expressed written consent

Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.

If you were a parking ticket...

You’d have Fine written all over you.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

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I have the entire dictionary written on my dick.

Girl, you must be a traffic ticket...
... because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

Hey, are you a famous chef?

Cause you've got "insane mouth feel" written all over you.

Are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you've got fine written all over you

My best friend is going to be deployed for Valentine’s Day so her fiancé is making a box full of cards for her to open so she will still feel loved. Any good suggestions for a dirty Valentine?

From a gal-pal to a gal-pal, she’s been my best friend for almost 10 years! Her partner is amazing and I’m so excited that they asked me to participate.

For reference, the card my message will be written on has a cat on it, so on theme would be great but I’m open to suggestions! I have zero game.

Favorite awful pickup line that actually worked?

Mine was written on an IHOP receipt for my waitress. It read “if you’re into butt stuff, I’m into you” followed by my friend’s number. I had a girlfriend at the time and was just wing-manning him. I was surprised when she actually texted him that night. They even dated for a couple months.

I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??

Buy lottery tickets and hand them out to girls with this statement written on the back, "If you win, will you take me out to celebrate? Even if you don't win, let's get together sometime. Here's my number ____."

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Was your Dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.

Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over.

If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.

Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!

Is your daddy a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.

I'm writing you a ticket. "Fine" is written all over you.

You got fine written all over you.

Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it written all over.