Top 50 Write Pick Up lines

Why not missing out in my writing?

*meeting a stranger*

What's your name? because I need to finish writing my to-do list

When do I get write access?

Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

I am a writer, can we write our story together

Do you mind to teach me for writing "I love you" in your heart?

Can I finish completing the rest of my test using your back to write on?

If I'm being graded on a curve, it should be yours.

Help a brotha out

I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

Do u have a pencil I can borrow? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future.

Girl, are you the alphabet. Because all I can think and write about is you.

Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.

Hey, would you like to get to know a joke?

Her: “Yes”

*writes down my number and hands it to her

Are you my pen? Because I can't write my memories without you !

You ever play in tournaments? Because I want to write down your every move.

I like the way you write your name, your penmanship is very attractive.

Love is hard, so is writing...

But when I think of a world with you, it becomes quite exciting

Baby if I take you home, it’ll be an experience you ain’t gonna be writing off anytime soon.

“i think we have great chemistry.. wanna add some romance?”

“are you a skater boy? cause i wanna see ya later, boy”

“i’m in the business of misery. wanna join?”

“i heard you like blink-182. wanna make first date a reality?”

“have you heard the news that you’re dead? cause only angels look this beautiful.”

“if i bring you my bullets, will you give me your love?”

“if you take me home, i’d be your king for a day.”

“i wanna be your black veil bride.”

“do you have a girlfriend? if so, i think you need a new one.”

“you wanna join the black parade with me?”

“you look like the kind of person i’d write a song about.”

“this place is boring. wanna be my escape?”

“don’t mean to change the topic, but i think you’re kind of hot.”

“i heard good girls like bad guys. wanna test that theory out?”

I want to be near your v**... so much, I'll write laws about it.

Are you into slam poetry?

Cause I wanna slam you on my bed and write you poetry

I wanna write a chapter in your life with my mighty pen.

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?”
“You’re both so fine”

I’m writing a book.

It’s a phone book. I just need your number and I’m done.

This one is really good

I'm writing a term paper on the fine things in life.
I was wondering if I could interview you?

You and me could write a bad romance.

Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you. Remeber I will always be true. And then while I'm away I will write home everyday. And I will send all my loving to you.

I’m writing a book and need your help…

It’s a phonebook and your numbers missing

Do u have a pencil ️

So I can erase your past and write our future

Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

I love you more than Dustin Kensrue of Thrice loves to write songs referencing fire...

Roses are red violets are blue i have a std now you do to

I think i have to write here so this post can get posted

Can you hold this?

1. Write the word 'out' on a piece of paper.
2. Ask the person you're interested in to hold it.
3. Go and order a drink. One for you. One for them.
4. Get back to them. Thank them.
5. They ask the purpose.
6. You tell them they've been holding out for a hero.

Works especially well if you can get them to hold it longer.

Then they're holding out for a hero till the end of the night.

Hey, do you have a pen?

I-i-i forgot my phone, I'll give it back to you as soon as I write your number.

Roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

I think i have to write her so this doesn't get taken down

Gurl I’m going to do so many things to you

You could write a whole cosmopolitan issue

How do you start chatting?

Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring?

I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say.

I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far?

---------- but that's boring...

So what do you write?