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Top 50 Write Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Write pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,

    Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

    (The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

  2. Love is hard, so is writing,

    but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

  3. You are really hot, are you a cop?

    Just making sure because if we ever hooked up, I’d finish so fast you’d have to write me a ticket.

  4. Are you a pen?

    Because I want to write my life's story with you

  5. Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

  6. Why not missing out in my writing?

  7. When do I get write access?

  8. Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

  9. I'll write more songs for than Brendon did for Ryan.

  10. I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

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Funny write pickup lines

How about you and I re-write The Story of O together?

Do you mind to teach me for writing "I love you" in your heart?

Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

•Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future


•Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur?

Cus u got a NiCE AsS

•Are you terms and conditions ?

Because whatever you say i ll always agree with
you

If you're real nice, I'll write you in.

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Did your dad write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life.

Hey, would you like to get to know a joke?
Her: “Yes”

*writes down my number and hands it to her

I like the way you write your name, your penmanship is very attractive.

Love is hard, so is writing...

But when I think of a world with you, it becomes quite exciting

Baby if I take you home, it’ll be an experience you ain’t gonna be writing off anytime soon.

Are you into slam poetry?

Cause I wanna slam you on my bed and write you poetry

I wanna write a chapter in your life with my mighty pen.

I want to be near your vagina so much, I'll write laws about it.

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Working Write tinder opener

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

I’m writing a book.

It’s a phone book. I just need your number and I’m done.

You and me could write a bad romance.

This one is really good

I'm writing a term paper on the fine things in life.
I was wondering if I could interview you?

Hey sorry for the slow reply

I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you. Remeber I will always be true. And then while I'm away I will write home everyday. And I will send all my loving to you.

I’m writing a book and need your help…

It’s a phonebook and your numbers missing

Do u have a pencil ️

So I can erase your past and write our future

Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

I love you more than Dustin Kensrue of Thrice loves to write songs referencing fire...

Roses are red violets are blue i have a std now you do to

I think i have to write here so this post can get posted