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Top 50 Talk Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Talk pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat

    Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior

  2. My friends bet i can't talk to the prettiest girl

    Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

  3. Why don't you sit on my lap

    And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

  4. They say kissing is the language of love…

    Let’s talk.

  5. (A): What's up? (B): After talking to you? My dopamine levels.

  6. Damn girl, are you a therapist?

    Because I have a lot of problems and I just need someone to talk to...

  7. I'm Aquaman and I know how to talk to tuna.

  8. Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

  9. Woman: I have a boyfriend.
    Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
    Woman: What?
    Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

  10. Do you wanna come sit on my lap?

    We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up

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Funny talk pickup lines

Let's talk dirty:

Spitzenkandidaten!

Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?

I'm a very taco-tive person.

Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

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I want to find out if you talk in your sleep.

No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.

I'd like to be everything you want. Hey girl, let me talk to you.

Do you like to dance?

Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Let's talk dirty: Euro bonds!

Do Moonie couples also talk like that?

Here is R100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...

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Working Talk tinder opener

I’m gonna put on my glasses

Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.

You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.

People say i don't smile much.

Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.

Its powerful and godly, but I’m not talking about Mjolnir.

How bout you and me go talk about the birds and the bees.

Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I liked talking to you.

Should I book a table for 2?

I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.