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80 Talk Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 80 talk pick up lines for her and flirty talk rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about talk that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your talk rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny talk pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty talk joke for a great chat response.

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A good Talk pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat

    Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior

  2. My friends bet i can't talk to the prettiest girl

    Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

  3. Why don't you sit on my lap

    And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

  4. I’ve done some great things in my life

    But the one that I’m the most proud of is talking to you

  5. They say kissing is the language of love…

    Let’s talk.

  6. Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

    Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

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What is a good Talk pickup line?

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Short and cute talk pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about talk are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

(A): What's up? (B): After talking to you? My dopamine levels.

If your mom ever told you she wants the best for you, she was talking about me

I'm Aquaman and I know how to talk to tuna.

Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

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Smooth Talk pickup line

Do you wanna come sit on my lap?

We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up

Girl, I know it's hard to trust someone on a first date
But the girl in my basement needs someone to talk to

Let's talk dirty:

Spitzenkandidaten!


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Cheesy talk Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?

I'm a very taco-tive person.

Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?

I want to find out if you talk in your sleep.


No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.

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Working Talk tinder opener

Do you like to dance?

Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

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Funny talk Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Talk conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Let's talk dirty: Euro bonds!

Do Moonie couples also talk like that?

Here is R100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...

Hey girl you wanna go to hot topic and talk about how much i hate my mom.

I’m gonna put on my glasses

Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.

You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.

People say i don't smile much.

Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.

Its powerful and godly, but I’m not talking about Mjolnir.


How bout you and me go talk about the birds and the bees.

Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


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Clever talk Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Talk hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I liked talking to you.

Should I book a table for 2?

I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

I think it’s time we talk about it

Idk if this is allowed here or not but has anybody heard of this pickup line?? where does it go? what do guys usually say after? debating on replying rn if i can find out how it goes l**...

Would you like to come to our delegation room and talk more about EU enlargement?

Do you want to roll around in my collection of antique buttons and talk about our childhood dreams?

Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.

You must be Halle Berry's twin sister; the one they don't talk about because she's much more beautiful.


Help a brotha out

I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

I’m gonna put on my glasses. Before I talk to you'll want to focus on my future.

You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.

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Smooth talk Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Talk pickup lines make her give you her number.

Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about.

Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes. (Pillow Talk)

Anna: Come over here. Let me talk to ya real close.

Hey, let’s talk about our private goods.

I only trust one person, and I am talking to her.

Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

Pardon me

Could you help me think of an excuse to talk to you?

Let's talk turkey: When I look at you, my thoughts are all x**....

Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.


Girl, are you trash? Because I am into some dirty talk tonight.

Talking to you is like playing Scrabble, I have to form words while staring at your rack.

Krauser: I got a giant muscle, and I’m not talking about my mutated arm.

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Flirty talk Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Talk pick up lines are made to get him interested.

My mother warned me about people like you. She said, if you see someone you think will make you happy, go talk to them or you'll regret it the rest of your life.

Would you recommend blow jobs or s**... on the beach? I'm talking cocktails of course."

You better make sure you get her a big rock, man, because she don’t look like she’s that easily impressed. And if it’s not a big rock, you better be big somewhere else, you know what I’m talking about?

What do you think my banana will say to you? Nothing, my banana can't talk!

It may not feel like Christmas yet...

But it's always a wonderland when I'm talking to u

Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.

Thats a nice wetsuit....can I talk you out of it?

Do you ever talk dirty? 'Cause I just soiled my pants.

Babe you can have my ears any night. Because I just want to hear you talk.


How much virtue stats do I need to get you to talk?

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as h**.... Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

Do you like to dance?

Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

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Cringe talk Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Maybe it's the pepper spray talking...

But you're a sight for sore eyes!

Talking to you is as easy broad match keyword targeting.

I want to take all my breaks talking to you.

I love you so much, I could never live without you. And I am not talking about the tequila.

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.

I'm sorry, I can't do small talk

Can I do you instead ?

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the s**...?

I could hear your c**... talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!


Girl, you got a beautiful set, and I am not talking about chess.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Talk love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Talk chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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