(A): What's up? (B): After talking to you? My dopamine levels.

If your mom ever told you she wants the best for you, she was talking about me

I'm Aquaman and I know how to talk to tuna.

Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

Do you wanna come sit on my lap?

We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up

Let's talk dirty:

Spitzenkandidaten!

Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?

I'm a very taco-tive person.

If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?

I want to find out if you talk in your sleep.

No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.

Do you like to dance?

Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Let's talk dirty: Euro bonds!

Do Moonie couples also talk like that?

Here is R100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...

I’m gonna put on my glasses

Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.

You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.

Its powerful and godly, but I’m not talking about Mjolnir.

People say i don't smile much.

Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.

How bout you and me go talk about the birds and the bees.

Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I liked talking to you.

Should I book a table for 2?

I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Would you like to come to our delegation room and talk more about EU enlargement?

Do you want to roll around in my collection of antique buttons and talk about our childhood dreams?

You must be Halle Berry's twin sister; the one they don't talk about because she's much more beautiful.

Help a brotha out

I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

I’m gonna put on my glasses. Before I talk to you'll want to focus on my future.

You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.

Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about.

Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes. (Pillow Talk)

Anna: Come over here. Let me talk to ya real close.

Hey, let’s talk about our private goods.

Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so s**... when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

I only trust one person, and I am talking to her.

Pardon me

Could you help me think of an excuse to talk to you?

Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

Girl, are you trash? Because I am into some dirty talk tonight.

Talking to you is like playing Scrabble, I have to form words while staring at your rack.

Krauser: I got a giant muscle, and I’m not talking about my mutated arm.

Would you recommend blow jobs or s**... on the beach? I'm talking cocktails of course."

My mother warned me about people like you. She said, if you see someone you think will make you happy, go talk to them or you'll regret it the rest of your life.

You better make sure you get her a big rock, man, because she don’t look like she’s that easily impressed. And if it’s not a big rock, you better be big somewhere else, you know what I’m talking about?

It may not feel like Christmas yet...

But it's always a wonderland when I'm talking to u

What do you think my banana will say to you? Nothing, my banana can't talk!

How much virtue stats do I need to get you to talk?

Babe you can have my ears any night. Because I just want to hear you talk.

Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.

Thats a nice wetsuit....can I talk you out of it?

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as h**.... Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

Do you like to dance?

Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Maybe it's the pepper spray talking...

But you're a sight for sore eyes!

Talking to you is as easy broad match keyword targeting.

I love you so much, I could never live without you. And I am not talking about the tequila.

I want to take all my breaks talking to you.

"Is it just me, or does Min with her red hair and love for late night talks make 2am sound appealing?"

"Sam, my day is instantly better now that I'm talking to you. Care to make it unforgettable?"

Are you a guitar? Because you've got some serious strings attached - to my heart.

"If you were a pickle, you'd be dill-ightful. Wanna add some spice to this mayo-like evening?"

"Is it just me, or do you make every other guy here disappear with that smile of yours?"

Do you believe in love at first strum? Because the way you talk about guitars is music to my ears.

Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.

"Just like a perfect conversation, your smile leaves me speechless yet longing to explore every word."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I start talking, you make all the other guys disappear!

"You've made my day brighter just by chatting, how about we add some sparkle to your night with a rizz?"

"You must be a sweet pickle, because you've got me relishing every moment with you!"

Haha, yeah, the whole Trump situation is crazy. But hey, at least we have something to talk about now, right? 😄

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. And just like time, I have no idea how to talk to you.

Hey there! Thank you, sweetie. Hope your day is as amazing as you are. Looking forward to talking more.

"Your art stole my gaze, but it's your blue eyes that truly amaze."

Are you a history buff? Because I'm like polio - gotta make sure I leave a lasting impression!

I can totally relate! Let's plan a virtual travel date. I'll bring the exotic cocktails, you find the perfect playlist.

"How about we skip the words and let our eyes do the talking? Mine are saying 'hello' to yours."

Challenges can be fun, but I bet uncovering all your hidden depths might just be my favorite kind 😉

"Are you a vaccine? Because I need to spread myself all over you, like polio in the 1900s."

You must be heaven-sent, because talking to you feels like a little slice of paradise. Ready for some more heavenly conversation?

Let's skip the small talk and go straight to breakfast together. I'll make sure it's a morning you won't forget.

"I promise to dial back the sweet talk... after you agree to go out with me."

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the s**...?

"Good morning, beautiful. Your smile is the only sunshine I need to brighten my day."

"If teasing is an art, then your charm is a masterpiece that leaves me speechless."

Your confidence is as alluring as your cow analogy. How about we ditch the farm talk and focus on us? 🌟

Do you have a map? Because when you sit on my face, I get lost in your beauty!

"Darling, if you're the mayo, then I'm the pickle eagerly waiting to spice up your life with my charm."

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because you must be a super blue moon in disguise!

Girl, you got a beautiful set, and I am not talking about chess.

"Hey Jasmine, who needs a magic carpet when I can show you a whole new world on my hoverboard?"

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

"Is it just me, or did this room get brighter when you walked in? Oh, it's just you being the right person."

"Well, that's a relief! I was worried you might ask me to explain the theory of relativity next time we talk."

"Are we talking about Netflix and chill because, darling, you're the only series I'd binge-watch all Sunday long."

"Do you believe in love at first chat? Or should I type this message again?"

"Are you a library book? Because I've been checking you out all night, but don't worry, no late return fees here."

"Absolutely, Miss Safety First. But your concern is making it harder to forget about you. Let's talk more tomorrow?"

"Girl, if being sexy was a sickness, you must be the pandemic everyone's talking about."

"Well, I'd say the real treat here is our conversation, not the coffee. But hey, a caramel macchiato sounds like a sweet bonus!"

"Losing never felt so winning, if it means I get the chance to watch your smile light up across the dinner table."

"Your silence is as captivating as your beauty — how about we break it over a glass of wine tonight?"

"Your conversation skills are as alluring as your smile, could we engage in a more intimate dialogue tonight?"

I could hear your c**... talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!

"Your smile lit up the party last night, brighter than any Persian star I've ever seen."

"You've sparked my curiosity, now let me ignite your smile with my charming uncertainty."

"Yelan, the way you're looking at me is making my heartbeat rise even faster than the temperature in this room."

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

"Excuse me, officer, is it a crime to steal your heart? Because I'm guilty as charged."

"If I get to be your charming therapist, does that mean we're having sessions over coffee or a lovely dinner?"

"Ever considered frisking in the name of love? Because your beauty just stole my heart, Officer."

"You've got the right to remain gorgeous, anything less would be a violation of my heart's desires."

"Ever thought of having a real-life adventure? Let's explore more than just Roblox together."

"You're the talk of the town, darling, your beauty leaves everyone marveling."

"I'm not licensed, but for you, I could make an exception. How about we discuss your symptoms at a local café?"

"Your video was hot but I'd rather star in our own version, where the intensity meets passion under a red hue."

"Because you're talking to a man who appreciates a little spice in life, and promises to match your level of zest."

"Need a partner in crime? I'd love to serve my time exploring your captivating beauty."

"Sure thing, no baby talk here. I like a woman who knows her worth. And you, dear, seem priceless."

I'm sorry, I can't do small talk

Can I do you instead ?

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for a girl who likes nice guys and not 'asshole' algorithms."

"You love anime, and I love the way your eyes light up when you talk about it. Can I be your next episode?"

"I admit, I was a lousy writer, Kaylee. But can I rewrite our story?"

"Sure, Aladdin had a carpet, but Jasmine, wouldn't you rather glide into the future with me on my hoverboard?"

"Sophia, I've admired you from afar as a neighbor, how about we explore being more than just next door?"

"Is it hotter in Egypt or is it just your captivating beauty that's making me sweat?"

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

"Is your name 'Fiber'? Because every time you talk about balanced diets, my heart feels healthier."

"I may have lost the game, but dining with you tonight, feels like I've won the ultimate prize."

"Did it hurt when you hopped the border? Because you just crossed my mind and stole my heart."

Definitely! I’ll bring my best dad jokes; just don’t blame me if you start rolling your eyes in disbelief. Challenge accepted?

If the super blue moon's beauty fades too soon, remember, it can never outshine you. Happy birthday!